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OfflineStonedShroom
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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7709284 - 12/03/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

howcome all the rich kids are always fat?

seriously, one of my friends weighed 375lbs with a height of about 5'5"

her rich mom paid for gastric band surgery, so she lost about 200 lbs... and found a boyfriend online, who now lives with her in the model house for a new neighborhood driving new cars and a fully furnished house, complete with every stick of furniture that's brand new, that her mom pays for.

tell her dad to fork out $12000 (which is pocket money for rich people) to get the surgery so she'll stop being a miserable cunt and find some chump online and have him move halfway across the continent, and be stuck with her b/c shitty webcams can't pick up the extra skin.


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OfflineBrAiN
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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7709797 - 12/03/07 07:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

for every jabba the hut there is a paris hilton


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InvisibleEllisDSox
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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7709805 - 12/03/07 07:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Forget kicking her out. Call the police immediately. In today's age of superficiality and obsession with appearances, being fat is unacceptable. Only those god damn psychedelic-taking hippies would tell you otherwise.


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7709854 - 12/03/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Either move out or fuck her to keep her happy :confused:


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Offlinedruqs
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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7710131 - 12/03/07 10:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

just keep dumping laxatives in her water till you can stand to be in the same room as her.


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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: druqs]
    #7710215 - 12/03/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Just hang this pic on the wall



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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: Stizzle]
    #7710235 - 12/03/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

MAN THE HARPOONS


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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7711197 - 12/03/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Just let her suck your dick every once and a while. Get drunk if you have to. If she wants to fuck just pull the Bill Clinton defense. Tell her if you fuck you would be cheating on your girlfriend and that oral sex is not cheating. If she threatens to tell your girlfriend that she blows you let her. When your girlfriend confronts you about it be like "Do you really think I would let her suck my dick." It's odd to hear that a fat chick can't give good head. Some of the best head I've ever gotten was from plumper's.


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Re: Dear Shroomery, im stuck. [Re: allreadyused]
    #7711226 - 12/03/07 02:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i hate scorpios


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