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Merkin
neep.



Registered: 07/04/03
Posts: 27,537
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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you're such a n00b.
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MOTH
Wild Woman


Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle
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That sucks you got left hanging, but sweet that you got to stick it. 
I envision more slutty drunk girls begging for love in at your bar in the near future. You're a clean, good-looking dude so I don't know why you don't get laid more. Although it sometimes pays to be choosey.
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Oracle Of Delphi
I, Phantom



Registered: 06/23/02
Posts: 1,135
Loc: State of Disrepair
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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your junk touched a girls vag, and you deem this sex?
is this a man thing?
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VisionsToReality
RIBBONS


Registered: 09/22/07
Posts: 1,083
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
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once you go inside, most of the world considers that sex.
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Oracle Of Delphi
I, Phantom



Registered: 06/23/02
Posts: 1,135
Loc: State of Disrepair
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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most of the male world, im thinking. it takes me longer to brush my teeth.
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VisionsToReality
RIBBONS


Registered: 09/22/07
Posts: 1,083
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
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um, no. sex is when a penis goes into a vagina.
if it only lasts 20 seconds, then we [most of the world, male or female] call it bad sex!
=)
i will remember when someone attacks me next time, though, that my peace will kick their ass! (LOL, had to..)
-------------------- Life is one big road with lots of signs, So when you're ridin' through the ruts, Don't you complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy Don't bury your thoughts, Put your vision to reality, yeah!
Edited by VisionsToReality (12/02/07 07:47 AM)
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Oracle Of Delphi
I, Phantom



Registered: 06/23/02
Posts: 1,135
Loc: State of Disrepair
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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20 seconds = swing and a miss.
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Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea


Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 10,447
Loc: The War Machine
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Is it bad if your penis touches your vagina?
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sam420
CertifiedReptilianOverlord



Registered: 01/14/05
Posts: 3,144
Loc: Scotland
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
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not if you don't miss
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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
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Quote:
Oracle Of Delphi said: it takes me longer to brush my teeth.
haha
I'm going to try to hook up with her again soon. Maybe I'll make it a minute next time.
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HagbardCeline
Student-Teacher-Student-Teacher



Registered: 05/10/03
Posts: 10,026
Loc: Overjoyed, at the bottom ...
Last seen: 18 days, 21 hours
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Quote:
Oracle Of Delphi said: most of the male world, im thinking. it takes me longer to brush my teeth.
As well it should. 2 minutes is the recommended brushing time.
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bukkake


Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 2,764
Loc: Classified
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How do you have sex with someone for 20 seconds? That amount of time takes my girlfriend and I to put on my condom and her to mount my penis. How did that go for you exactly, sir?
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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: bukkake]
#7706190 - 12/02/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You know, I'm kind of asking myself that question. We started making out and I put her up against the wall and undid her pants. Then I picked her up and propped her up against said wall (Thank God she was only like a hundred pounds....phew!) and had at it for less than half a minute before she pulled the "We shouldn't be doing this" thing.
It probably is the shortest sexual experience in the history of the world. But, I'll take what I can get. And hopefully I'll get some more and for a longer duration.
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The_Red_Crayon
Exposer of Truth


Registered: 08/13/03
Posts: 13,673
Loc: Smokey Mtns. TN
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
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you'll be rubbing one out to this thought for the next 2 months probably.
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Cepheus
Balance




Registered: 04/19/06
Posts: 8,266
Loc: the space between reality...
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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Quote:
The_Red_Crayon said: you'll be rubbing one out to this thought for the next 2 months probably.
hahaha so true
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circularvortex
Bass Head




Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 12,148
Loc:
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Quote:
HagbardCeline said: "We shouldn't be doing this."
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE HEARING THAT SHIT!
The last time a chick told me that I jumped up, put on my clothes and walked out the door. All I said was "OK".
She called later to say she was sorry, but that she thought we probably shouldn't see each other any more. "You got it" then I hung up. She called for fucking days before I answered again.
After that, I fucked her at will.
Play it like this guy, man. Perfect game plan for that kinda situation.
-------------------- No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction. For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder. Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
 
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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
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Quote:
The_Red_Crayon said: you'll be rubbing one out to this thought for the next 2 months probably.
Pfft...or at least until my next sexual encounter which is probably a good 6 months away.
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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
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Yeah, I have to hide the fact that I REALLY need to get laid. I can't come across as desperate even though I flat out admit that I am.
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bukkake


Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 2,764
Loc: Classified
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I do not comprehend the difficulty you have with women. Women are fairly simple and even easy to manipulate.
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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: bukkake]
#7706519 - 12/02/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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1. I have very little game. 2. I often pull back from getting close to women because I have seen women do such fucked up stuff to me and other people in my life. 3. I don't think I'm very physically attractive so I often get the feeling of, "Why even bother? She's just going to shoot me down anyway".
Pretty simple actually.
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