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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705674 - 12/02/07 07:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you're such a n00b.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705694 - 12/02/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That sucks you got left hanging, but sweet that you got to stick it.  :thumbup:

I envision more slutty drunk girls begging for love in at your bar in the near future.  You're a clean, good-looking dude so I don't know why you don't get laid more.  Although it sometimes pays to be choosey.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705717 - 12/02/07 07:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

your junk touched a girls vag, and you deem this sex?:boxerface:

is this a man thing?


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7705721 - 12/02/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

once you go inside, most of the world considers that sex.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7705727 - 12/02/07 07:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

most of the male world, im thinking.
it takes me longer to brush my teeth.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7705730 - 12/02/07 07:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

um, no. sex is when a penis goes into a vagina.

if it only lasts 20 seconds, then we [most of the world, male or female] call it bad sex!

=)

i will remember when someone attacks me next time, though, that my peace will kick their ass! (LOL, had to..)


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Edited by VisionsToReality (12/02/07 07:47 AM)


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7705746 - 12/02/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

20 seconds = swing and a miss.


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7705749 - 12/02/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Is it bad if your penis touches your vagina?:confused:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7705750 - 12/02/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

not if you don't miss


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7706026 - 12/02/07 10:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Oracle Of Delphi said:
it takes me longer to brush my teeth.




haha

I'm going to try to hook up with her again soon. Maybe I'll make it a minute next time.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7706143 - 12/02/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Oracle Of Delphi said:
most of the male world, im thinking.
it takes me longer to brush my teeth.




As well it should. 2 minutes is the recommended brushing time.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7706155 - 12/02/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

How do you have sex with someone for 20 seconds? That amount of time takes my girlfriend and I to put on my condom and her to mount my penis. How did that go for you exactly, sir?


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: bukkake]
    #7706190 - 12/02/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You know, I'm kind of asking myself that question.  We started making out and I put her up against the wall and undid her pants.  Then I picked her up and propped her up against said wall (Thank God she was only like a hundred pounds....phew!) and had at it for less than half a minute before she pulled the "We shouldn't be doing this" thing.

It probably is the shortest sexual experience in the history of the world.  But, I'll take what I can get.  And hopefully I'll get some more and for a longer duration.  :yesnod:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7706243 - 12/02/07 11:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you'll be rubbing one out to this thought for the next 2 months probably.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7706264 - 12/02/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
you'll be rubbing one out to this thought for the next 2 months probably.




hahaha so true :laugh:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #7706269 - 12/02/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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HagbardCeline said:
"We shouldn't be doing this."

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE HEARING THAT SHIT!

The last time a chick told me that I jumped up, put on my clothes and walked out the door.  All I said was "OK".

She called later to say she was sorry, but that she thought we probably shouldn't see each other any more.  "You got it" then I hung up.  She called for fucking days before I answered again.

After that, I fucked her at will. :lol:




Play it like this guy, man.  Perfect game plan for that kinda situation.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7706287 - 12/02/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
you'll be rubbing one out to this thought for the next 2 months probably.




Pfft...or at least until my next sexual encounter which is probably a good 6 months away.  :smirk:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: circularvortex]
    #7706301 - 12/02/07 11:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, I have to hide the fact that I REALLY need to get laid. I can't come across as desperate even though I flat out admit that I am.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7706366 - 12/02/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I do not comprehend the difficulty you have with women. Women are fairly simple and even easy to manipulate.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: bukkake]
    #7706519 - 12/02/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

1. I have very little game.
2. I often pull back from getting close to women because I have seen women do such fucked up stuff to me and other people in my life.
3. I don't think I'm very physically attractive so I often get the feeling of, "Why even bother? She's just going to shoot me down anyway".

Pretty simple actually.


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