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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I kind of had sex
    #7705177 - 12/02/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

God damn.  About fucking time. 

There's this girl who works at the bar I work at.  We had a few drinks together and we ended up hanging out in the backroom.  We had sex for like 20 seconds or so.  Just thought I should let you guys know.  I know...I know...pretty lame, huh?

I'm the mack.  :yesnod:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705189 - 12/02/07 02:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

as long as you got yours


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7705196 - 12/02/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

He got a whole 20 seconds of it!


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705204 - 12/02/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:
Way to go man!  20 seconds.... I'd say it's as good as yours now.
Good luck with that.


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Re: I kind of had sex *DELETED* [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705207 - 12/02/07 02:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Blend]
    #7705211 - 12/02/07 02:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I bet he nutted twice.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7705215 - 12/02/07 02:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

20 seconds of sex.  Only yours truly would brag about such a thing.  :lol:

Given that I hadn't gotten ANY in over half a fucking year I felt a need to gloat....even if it was a brief, meaningless, and non-orgasmic encounter. 

Working at a bar rules.  I've made out with more girls there in two months than I had in the past two years.

I hope I didn't get that HIV thing that I've heard so much about.  :runaway:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705226 - 12/02/07 02:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you're out of the contest then?

kind of sex is still sex. :wink:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7705235 - 12/02/07 02:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I was out of the contest when I downloaded a bunch of new internet porn and jacked off like a fiend after only about a day.  :tongue:

The sad thing was I didn't even get off with this sex.  It was one of those sessions where you get started and the girl is like, "we shouldn't be doing this blah blah...".  So, I stopped.

I just can't fucking win.  :rotfl:  Well, at least she wasn't enormous.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705236 - 12/02/07 02:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:congrats::hehehe:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Cowgold]
    #7705253 - 12/02/07 02:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hopefully she didn't scream rape too loud.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Idiot]
    #7705265 - 12/02/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What if she tells people and the boss finds out? Man, I hope I don't get fired or some shit. Oh well, it's not like I actually make any money there anyway.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705270 - 12/02/07 02:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Are there any other cute girls that work there? Maybe they'll get wind of it and it'll have a ripple effect, making them all want to fuck you.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7705280 - 12/02/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Are there any other cute girls there? Not really. But, you know what's funny? The girl who I lusted after for two years and who I wrote the dorky Myspace message to (and who is dating my boss) is an alternate bartender at this place. I would much rather have sex with her, but that ain't going to happen. I don't have enough game.

Ok, I have to whack off and go to bed. Later people.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705281 - 12/02/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

"We shouldn't be doing this."

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE HEARING THAT SHIT!

The last time a chick told me that I jumped up, put on my clothes and walked out the door.  All I said was "OK".

She called later to say she was sorry, but that she thought we probably shouldn't see each other any more.  "You got it" then I hung up.  She called for fucking days before I answered again.

After that, I fucked her at will. :lol:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705317 - 12/02/07 02:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ahhh, i guess i didn't read back that far.


that sucks though ... "we shouldn't be doing this" god that's uber gay.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #7705459 - 12/02/07 03:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Good game play.:female:


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Ego Death]
    #7705577 - 12/02/07 05:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Twenty seconds.. just long enough to acquire herpes simplex II.


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705600 - 12/02/07 06:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
The sad thing was I didn't even get off with this sex.




So i'm guessing you went to the bathroom and finished yourself off? Or did you deal with the pain?


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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705669 - 12/02/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
God damn.  About fucking time. 

There's this girl who works at the bar I work at.  We had a few drinks together and we ended up hanging out in the backroom.  We had sex for like 20 seconds or so.  Just thought I should let you guys know.  I know...I know...pretty lame, huh?

I'm the mack.  :yesnod:




You must be what, 16?


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