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RandalFlagg
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I kind of had sex
#7705177 - 12/02/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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God damn. About fucking time.
There's this girl who works at the bar I work at. We had a few drinks together and we ended up hanging out in the backroom. We had sex for like 20 seconds or so. Just thought I should let you guys know. I know...I know...pretty lame, huh?
I'm the mack.
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as long as you got yours
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He got a whole 20 seconds of it!
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Blend
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 Way to go man! 20 seconds.... I'd say it's as good as yours now. Good luck with that.
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Re: I kind of had sex *DELETED* [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7705207 - 12/02/07 02:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Blend]
#7705211 - 12/02/07 02:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I bet he nutted twice.
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RandalFlagg
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20 seconds of sex. Only yours truly would brag about such a thing. 
Given that I hadn't gotten ANY in over half a fucking year I felt a need to gloat....even if it was a brief, meaningless, and non-orgasmic encounter.
Working at a bar rules. I've made out with more girls there in two months than I had in the past two years.
I hope I didn't get that HIV thing that I've heard so much about.
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Acidic_Sloth
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you're out of the contest then?
kind of sex is still sex.
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RandalFlagg
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I was out of the contest when I downloaded a bunch of new internet porn and jacked off like a fiend after only about a day. 
The sad thing was I didn't even get off with this sex. It was one of those sessions where you get started and the girl is like, "we shouldn't be doing this blah blah...". So, I stopped.
I just can't fucking win. Well, at least she wasn't enormous.
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Cowgold]
#7705253 - 12/02/07 02:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hopefully she didn't scream rape too loud.
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Idiot]
#7705265 - 12/02/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What if she tells people and the boss finds out? Man, I hope I don't get fired or some shit. Oh well, it's not like I actually make any money there anyway.
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Are there any other cute girls that work there? Maybe they'll get wind of it and it'll have a ripple effect, making them all want to fuck you.
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RandalFlagg
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Are there any other cute girls there? Not really. But, you know what's funny? The girl who I lusted after for two years and who I wrote the dorky Myspace message to (and who is dating my boss) is an alternate bartender at this place. I would much rather have sex with her, but that ain't going to happen. I don't have enough game.
Ok, I have to whack off and go to bed. Later people.
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"We shouldn't be doing this."
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE HEARING THAT SHIT!
The last time a chick told me that I jumped up, put on my clothes and walked out the door. All I said was "OK".
She called later to say she was sorry, but that she thought we probably shouldn't see each other any more. "You got it" then I hung up. She called for fucking days before I answered again.
After that, I fucked her at will.
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ahhh, i guess i didn't read back that far.
that sucks though ... "we shouldn't be doing this" god that's uber gay.
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Good game play.
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Re: I kind of had sex [Re: Ego Death]
#7705577 - 12/02/07 05:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Twenty seconds.. just long enough to acquire herpes simplex II.
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RandalFlagg said: The sad thing was I didn't even get off with this sex.
So i'm guessing you went to the bathroom and finished yourself off? Or did you deal with the pain?
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: God damn. About fucking time.
There's this girl who works at the bar I work at. We had a few drinks together and we ended up hanging out in the backroom. We had sex for like 20 seconds or so. Just thought I should let you guys know. I know...I know...pretty lame, huh?
I'm the mack.
You must be what, 16?
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