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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!!
    #7700924 - 11/30/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lol, an "iceberg" is a chick on myspace who makes her face thin with weird angles but a huuuuuuge fatty IRL. iceberg reference is of course because a little bit of the ice pokes up through the water and its HUGE underneath.

some of this myspace shit is really deceiving to poor guys
http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7700934 - 11/30/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:  My buddy fell for that shit one time...turned out like smokey in friday.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7701333 - 11/30/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)





LOL


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7701348 - 11/30/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

holy shiiiiiiiit..


I dunno.. maybe if that asian girlie keep her face like that the whole time during sex.. i would prolly hit it and quit it....


god im a pig.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: DiabloSmurf]
    #7701358 - 11/30/07 11:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:hitit:  ATM


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: DiabloSmurf]
    #7701549 - 12/01/07 12:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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DiabloSmurf said:
holy shiiiiiiiit..


I dunno.. maybe if that asian girlie keep her face like that the whole time during sex.. i would prolly hit it and quit it....


god im a pig.




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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7701569 - 12/01/07 12:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)




I didn't think she was too bad.
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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7701570 - 12/01/07 12:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I once encountered this phenomenon with a dating site I once used. That was my last attempt at internet dating.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7701572 - 12/01/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah my friend had that happen to him back in high school. She talked to him all the time, and she did look pretty damn hot in the pictures. But then she changed schools and ended up having a class with him. At first he didn't even no who she was. Any way she was hideous in person and he had to shoot her down from the get go. He learned his lesson.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7701663 - 12/01/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thats not all though,
you can be amazed at what someone can do with make up and by changing styles
what u see is not what you get!


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: Ego Death]
    #7701715 - 12/01/07 02:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Ego Death said:
Thats not all though,
you can be amazed at what someone can do with make up and by changing styles
what u see is not what you get!




I banned my girlfriend from using any makeup even before I met her.

She kind of breaks the rules by using lots of facial lotions... but all it does is make her face softer... and I don't complain.

We met on the internet too, but it wasn't the typical dating internet dating thing, where we couldn't get anyone. Neither of us have even had a myspace or any of that bullshitbefore.

I was just 13 at the time, so I was just having fun talking to Chinese people through the net and I met her because she had a job as online support for some web design program.

She was 22 when I met her, and some people might think that's pretty fucked up, but we're legal now, so! Whoo!

Looong story short, I moved to Shanghai to meet her, live with her, and I haven't been unhappy since.

We're getting married, too! Whooo!


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7701751 - 12/01/07 03:15 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that asian one looked soo hot. and then WHAM. an uggo


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7701846 - 12/01/07 05:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

he heh heh. thats a good one.
you know what I hate, the MySpace Gnome.
The guy who claims to be 6'2" has a lot of shots of his face, and of him and his equally short, or worse, shorter friends, and then shows up and is 5'10"!?!

I hate fucking short guys. And I hate lying short guys even more.
I mean, it looks like a man, only smaller. :mad:And you know that means his dick isnt as "tall " either.... man, Im glad im hooked up.
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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7701874 - 12/01/07 06:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kidaihuan said:
Quote:

Ego Death said:
Thats not all though,
you can be amazed at what someone can do with make up and by changing styles
what u see is not what you get!




I banned my girlfriend from using any makeup even before I met her.

She kind of breaks the rules by using lots of facial lotions... but all it does is make her face softer... and I don't complain.

We met on the internet too, but it wasn't the typical dating internet dating thing, where we couldn't get anyone. Neither of us have even had a myspace or any of that bullshitbefore.

I was just 13 at the time, so I was just having fun talking to Chinese people through the net and I met her because she had a job as online support for some web design program.

She was 22 when I met her, and some people might think that's pretty fucked up, but we're legal now, so! Whoo!

Looong story short, I moved to Shanghai to meet her, live with her, and I haven't been unhappy since.

We're getting married, too! Whooo!




Now if you could only get that vaginal rot worked out the sun would set on your story. :wink:

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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7701908 - 12/01/07 06:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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And you know that means his dick isnt as "tall " either..





Ahem... I'm 5'7 and my weiner is above-average in size.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7701920 - 12/01/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

Oracle Of Delphi said:
And you know that means his dick isnt as "tall " either..





Ahem...  I'm 5'7 and my weiner is above-average in size.




:boxerface:im sure it is sweetie.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7701950 - 12/01/07 07:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

matt said:
Quote:

kidaihuan said:
Quote:

Ego Death said:
Thats not all though,
you can be amazed at what someone can do with make up and by changing styles
what u see is not what you get!




I banned my girlfriend from using any makeup even before I met her.

She kind of breaks the rules by using lots of facial lotions... but all it does is make her face softer... and I don't complain.

We met on the internet too, but it wasn't the typical dating internet dating thing, where we couldn't get anyone. Neither of us have even had a myspace or any of that bullshitbefore.

I was just 13 at the time, so I was just having fun talking to Chinese people through the net and I met her because she had a job as online support for some web design program.

She was 22 when I met her, and some people might think that's pretty fucked up, but we're legal now, so! Whoo!

Looong story short, I moved to Shanghai to meet her, live with her, and I haven't been unhappy since.

We're getting married, too! Whooo!




Now if you could only get that vaginal rot worked out the sun would set on your story. :wink:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7669246#Post7669246




Anonymous my ass.

It seems that the problem wasn't as big as the doctor made it out to be, from my understanding, and the pimples seem to have gone away... maybe just some ingrown hair... or pimples.

But nothing for sure yet, so no official updates for that thread.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7702047 - 12/01/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kidaihuan said:

Looong story short, I moved to Shanghai to meet her, live with her, and I haven't been unhappy since.

We're getting married, too! Whooo!




Is that one that doesn't give head & has a rotten vag?


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7704085 - 12/01/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's the one.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: Kamin]
    #7704124 - 12/01/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: ouch


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7704791 - 12/01/07 11:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

One of my friends does that shit to her pics on myspace. i think she even takes them in photoshop and free-transformes them a bit, to make her face skinnier, but it looks pinched. I feel sorry for any dude who falls for her angles shots.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7704813 - 12/01/07 11:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It is a social networking site. What do you expect?


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: bukkake]
    #7705097 - 12/02/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I h ate that shit. Thanks god the one girl I like on myspace actually looks hotter IRL than myspace.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: Tangerines]
    #7705130 - 12/02/07 01:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah there are some reversals to the iceberg effect, very rare though.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7705133 - 12/02/07 01:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha  When I had a Mypsace page I picked the absolute best pics that were not an accurate representation of how I looked.  Fuck it...  :shrug:  That's what the internet is for.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705203 - 12/02/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't understand why anyone would use MySpace anyway... or any type of thing like that.

People without lives should use the Shroomery.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7705213 - 12/02/07 02:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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haha  When I had a Mypsace page I picked the absolute best pics that were not an accurate representation of how I looked.  Fuck it...  :shrug:  That's what the internet is for.





ahha yeah im sure if I had a myspace account I would probably do the same, but of course it wouldn't even come close to be as deceiving as that.


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7705365 - 12/02/07 03:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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LOL




id hit it


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: budmanman]
    #7705551 - 12/02/07 04:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, I think the bottom picture is just bad because she's got her glasses half off, her hair is messed up and such.

Nothing wrong with the Asian!


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Re: LOOKOUT for myspace icebergs!!!!!!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7706585 - 12/02/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

your not a bad person just cause you are cross eyed, id fuck her eye even.


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