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blkjkrabbit

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all roommates must die
#7700046 - 11/30/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I just moved into my new place with 4 other guys on Monday. It's Friday now and the 5th dude we live with is driving me fucking nuts. He just does everything any stereotypically bad roommate would, and seems completely fucking oblivious to it. He's an arrogant 1st gen russian schizo, spoiled by his parents, and used to asking everyone to do favors for him. He bitches about my friends, eats my food, uses my fucking soap and my razor, asks me to do ridiculous favors all the time, and tries to buy my personal brews from me all fucking day. I'm ready to tell this kid to blow it out his ass, and that I'm not his friend.
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Cheezit
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7700055 - 11/30/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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stop bitching and man up............
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: Cheezit]
#7700061 - 11/30/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just tell him what you think about him... OR!!!!
chloroform him and put a banana in his butt and leave and when he wakes up everyone will deny it and he will leave on his own.
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Cheezit
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7700074 - 11/30/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ask him to tongue your gooch. Keep your shit in your room. keep your shit together so you don't have it lying around.
If i lived with 4 other dudes I wouldn't leave a single thing out in the bathroom. I'd even wear flip flops in the shower......
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: all roommates must die [Re: Cheezit]
#7700116 - 11/30/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cheezit said: ask him to tongue your gooch. Keep your shit in your room. keep your shit together so you don't have it lying around.
If i lived with 4 other dudes I wouldn't leave a single thing out in the bathroom. I'd even wear flip flops in the shower......
that's what I did all my shit is in my room it's just hard for me to fathom what kind of fucking twisted dumb ass uses other peoples razors. Or maybe I just just tell him that the razor he just used is the one I use to shave my pubes
Edited by blkjkrabbit (11/30/07 05:47 PM)
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Cheezit
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7700140 - 11/30/07 05:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell him you got aids. Problem solved.
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7700163 - 11/30/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You need to tell him all that. No point in being passive-aggressive about it. Just dump it on him and don't worry what he thinks about it. You'll feel so much better afterward and he'll be eating his liver in the corner.
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mikeytro
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: Cheezit]
#7700243 - 11/30/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cheezit said: tell him you got aids. Problem solved.
that made me lol
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andrewss
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Re: all roommates must die [Re: mikeytro]
#7700395 - 11/30/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kill him
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