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OfflineHrethic
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Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH
    #7697288 - 11/30/07 12:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This just made my day.

I was bored tonight, so i conducted a little experiment. I went onto myspace, typed in jessica, and used the first picture of a hot girl that i found, and this one happened to have two girls and one guy. So then i go into the craigslist women for men section in ohio or tennessee or something and copy the text of a poster that could fit anyone, just real generic and not too long.

So i go in and post this in the Denver's women for men.

IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, I GOT 42 RESPONSES.

and the funny/sad thing is, i think they're almost all completely legit, just dudes who don't know what to do responding to the ones with pictures. I know the response wouldn't have been as good without the pic, but still... crazy stuff.


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697317 - 11/30/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

And you're going to post the responses here... right?


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Disco Cat]
    #7697321 - 11/30/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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And you're going to post the responses here... right?




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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Toddo]
    #7697323 - 11/30/07 12:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7697328 - 11/30/07 12:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7697331 - 11/30/07 12:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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matt said:
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TurntableJunky said:
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Toddo said:
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OfflineHrethic
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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7697333 - 11/30/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Here are some of the better ones



Hi there

My name is Tim I am 25, I justed moved to Denver about a month ago.I moved from Kansas City where I went to school. I grew up in st louis. I am working for Echostar at there headquaters in Englewood. I have my BA is pysch, and I am going to start taking classes in Jan at CU Denver. I am pretty daring person I love challenges and thats why I decided to make this move. I dont really know a lot of people out here. Just hoping to meet some nice people that can understand me. I have traveled a lot throughout this country and lived in many differenest areas I am just looking to settle in one place for awhile. I think I keep moving because I keep searching for something but I have dedicated my life to being in Denver for awhile. I was born in India but adopted when I was a baby from an orphange in India to a single parent from st louis. I have been very blessed in my life. I received a great education growing up so I am very fortunate.
I have 2 10 month terms serving in Americorps NCCC which is best desrcribed as a domestic peace corps type of program, which we do work for non-for-profits, like Habitat for Humanity, Schools, Camps, Red Cross. I have spent the last 5 summers working as a counselor at a summer camp in upstate NY for kids who suffer from critical to dengerative illnesses, its my greatest passion of my life and I am forever greatful to have a chance to spend the best 5 summers of my life there.

Sorry about the pictures I hontestly dont have a lot of pics of myself. I will admit when I make a mistake. I am not the perfect guy, but I think I am pretty decent guy . I am not religous but I am spirtual I believe in Karma anything u do to somebody or something whether good or bad will come back to you. I think of myself as farily well educated but I know I still have a ton to learn. I am probably one of the most sarcastic people you might ever meet, i love the outdoors but I also love watching movies. I am a confident person but still able to admit when I am wrong. I am passionate person you will fight for any of my friends and family. I have no kids and I have no drama. I am honest guy just looking to meet a nice women. Take care

Tim





Hey there, just saw your little post, and figured there would be no harm
in saying what's up. Check me out, and tell me what you think. I hope I
hear from you.
www.myspace.com/thiswillbemylast
--Jason






Hi there,

I was just browsing and saw your profile and really interested to hangout with you talk and go from that..if your interested please let me know and we can talk more and I can tell you more about me....

a little bit about me,,I am 29/M/Denver..Single..5'9/175/brown eyes and blk hair.................lets talk more.

Thank you





Nono.. thank you.


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697348 - 11/30/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah haha, play with these fools and keep us updated hahaha this thread has epic potential.


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InvisibleDisco Cat
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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697349 - 11/30/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well that wasn't thaaaat funny. I thought they'd be a lot raunchier, like, "I'll bend you in ways you've never been bent, and have you howl for mercy at the tip of my elephant dick, which I've named G.O.D.!"

So which one would you personally go for?


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697352 - 11/30/07 12:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Actually, I guess I was thinking of a different "women for men" sextion, my bad :mushroom2:


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OfflineHrethic
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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Disco Cat]
    #7697358 - 11/30/07 12:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

nono, that'll be in the casual encounters section, which i'm doing next.

And let's see, the first one was real detailed, the second one had a picture.. and the third was very detailed but very concise. so i don't know lol

such a joke, any girl posting must just laugh the next time she opens her email and sees 180 horny guy's trying to get in her pants.



haha, exactly, the more "casual" of the two


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Disco Cat]
    #7697362 - 11/30/07 12:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah...you end up almost feeling bad for the first guy posted.


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OfflineHrethic
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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Toddo]
    #7697364 - 11/30/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

oh and shit man, like i said, 42 responded, and two new ones since i last checked 15 minutes ago. it's looking like only about 10% or so really write a novel though


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697368 - 11/30/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Post the picture of the myspace girl


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OfflineHrethic
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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Toddo]
    #7697377 - 11/30/07 12:41 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hi,



I name is Mark, I'm 25 (26 in a couple weeks), 6'0", 185lbs, light brown hair, blue eyes, and I'm currently in my third year of law school in Boulder. I'm pretty outgoing person, maybe too much on occasion. I also love the outdoors; any chance I have to get out of the apartment / library / office, I jump on it in a second.



I'm a bit of a sports fan. I love playing golf, baseball, basketball, flag football, or what ever else comes my way. Though I will say that racket sports just aren't my thing, for the life of me I just can't figure them out. As for being a fan, I'm a Reds fan for baseball, but since moving to Colorado I slowly turning into a Rockies fan. I love college football and Notre Dame, though there wasn't much to cheer about this year. Those are my big two for sports, but I'll watch just about anything.



My other interest include skiing and snowboarding (I've skied for a few years, but I started to pickup boarding last spring, so I'm still learning), motorcycles (sportbikes), movies, beaches, traveling, and of course spending time with friends in a social environment that might involve a drink or two.



I don't do much casual reading as I get more than my fill from law school books. I also like to sing and dance, my skills at each are lacking, but I do have fun. And as for someone who can cook nice things, I do like to eat, in fact you could probably add that as one of my hobbies.



I guess that's a quick little summary of me. From your post, you seem like a lot of fun. Hope to hear back.



Mark


yet another, this one had a picture






and here's timmy










Hello. You have a pretty face. I'm 26, poet, humble, roudy too, sleep nude, work for governor, and lonely without a booby in my hand. please write back.


no picture on that one





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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697399 - 11/30/07 12:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

These guys probably could get girls

In my experience, not all online dudes are creepy no-gamers, some are flat lazy as fuck or just feel like networking


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7697404 - 11/30/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

totally, the more i'm looking the more i just see some normal dudes, only a few are funny. there's just so fucking many of us i guess


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697410 - 11/30/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I name is Mark.


hhahaha, didn't even notice that till i read it again, that was not a typo by me, i just copy and pasted the whole thing


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697620 - 11/30/07 04:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

did you answer them all?

tell them you like red wine, candlelight dinner and then post a pic of your dick, saying you were called Chester before you became Jessica.


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7697770 - 11/30/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I have my BA is pysch




LOL


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Toddo]
    #7698667 - 11/30/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Toddo said:
Post the picture of the myspace girl




I second that - let's see this "hot girl" everyone is now so interested in.

I wonder how many of those "female" Myspace accounts are legit.


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7699042 - 11/30/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Hello. You have a pretty face. I'm 26, poet, humble, roudy too, sleep nude, work for governor, and lonely without a booby in my hand. please write back.





haha


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: mraejay]
    #7699082 - 11/30/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Tell em all your 14/f and then send all the responses to TO CATCH A PREDATOR


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: BrAiN]
    #7700305 - 11/30/07 06:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That would kick ass, this girl that i used looks about 20 though. I'm gonna upload it now...



I said i was the one on the right, the hotter of the two.


Edited by Hrethic (11/30/07 07:05 PM)


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7707271 - 12/02/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

K guys, just an update on the sillyness. Almost two full days, 48 hours have gone by. Just GUESS how many responses.


170 NEW, that's not including the ones i have already checked. That's just crazy, and it's not even in one of the biggest cities around.


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Hrethic]
    #7707278 - 12/02/07 04:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Hrethic said:
That would kick ass, this girl that i used looks about 20 though. I'm gonna upload it now...
I said i was the one on the right, the hotter of the two.




People will wonder why she's not dating the dude in the middle ...


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Re: Ok guys, you are going to LAUGH [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7707320 - 12/02/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol no, people don't give a shit, as is evident by the responses. could be an old picture?

well correction, MEN don't give a shit


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