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Anonymous #1

condoms
    #7694453 - 11/29/07 11:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:crankey:

i cant feel shit with a condom on. wtf.  i mean i can fuck without one, but with one its so bad i just go limp.  this frustrated me last night cus the girl wanted to use one....

wtf should i do to be able to get off with a condom on?


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Anonymous #2

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694469 - 11/29/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well, compare it to having a baby or AIDS.

They get easier to use when you put the risks in perspective.

If yer cock is larger than average, get Trojan Magnums. I have an issue with the rubber ring being too tight around the base, cutting off the blood. I'm a bit thick. :smile:

Anyway, once I started using the Magnums, it's way better.

Also, have the bitch get freaky... Hot nasty sex will help you stay hard. Boring missionary humping can get tedious.

Use condoms, don't be a statistic. :shrug:


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Anonymous #3

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694473 - 11/29/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
wtf should i do to be able to get off with a condom on?



it can't be done  :snub:




condom = the ULTIMATE 'party foul' of sex  :nonono:


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Anonymous #4

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694475 - 11/29/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

don't get circumcised.... oh wait.


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Anonymous #1

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7694486 - 11/29/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i think the condom was much to thick, it was lifestyles, ima get some trojan ultra thin or some shit.

but seriously i was sticking it in her and it was nice then when i started feeling good i put the condom on and proceeded to go limp.

the whole time i was thinking damnit i shoulda just told her i had one on... haha


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Anonymous #5

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694544 - 11/29/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have never once had an orgasm with a condom. I always had to pull it off and go bareback to get anywhere.

THEY SUCK.


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Anonymous #2

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7694550 - 11/29/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You folks are awsre of the recent surge in STDs in America, right?

You are FUCKING CRAZY to stick an uncovered dick in anything these days. Have fun with the herps!


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Anonymous #1

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7694567 - 11/29/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dude it was fucking crazy for me to be with this girl sucking me off and all i wanted to do was cum but i couldnt b/c the condom left me no sensation.

if i didnt like her so much i would have just fucked her and lied about the condom.

but that is not the case :ohwell:


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Anonymous #6

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694818 - 11/29/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:crankey:

i cant feel shit with a condom on. wtf.  i mean i can fuck without one, but with one its so bad i just go limp.  this frustrated me last night cus the girl wanted to use one....

wtf should i do to be able to get off with a condom on?




Shit, when did they start making talking blow up dolls? :strokebeard:


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Anonymous #1

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7694854 - 11/29/07 01:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what does that have to do with anything?

im serious here the condom killed me last night.


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Anonymous #2

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694880 - 11/29/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Let's see...

Decreased sensation vs. actually being killed for real by AIDS.

Decreased sensation vs. supporting a baby for the next 18 years.

Decreased sensation vs. Burning, itchy, puss filled cock.

Just make the sex dirtier... bend her over and make her scream "fuck my hole, fuck my dirty wet hole" or whatever gets you off. The physical sensation of sex shouldn't be the be all end all of sexual pleasure.

Don't any of you think about AFTER the sex?


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Anonymous #7

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7694907 - 11/29/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

maybe try jerking it off with a condom on for practice


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Anonymous #4

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7694952 - 11/29/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Don't any of you think about AFTER the sex?




get back in the kitchen woman  :bananagirl:


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Anonymous #2

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7695047 - 11/29/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't mean DIRECTLY after sex... dumbass.

I meant the days, weeks, months and years following the 10 minutes of sex... You know, THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

People are stupid... at least use a rubber to stop reproducing yourself.


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Anonymous #8

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7695056 - 11/29/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

condoms suck i fucking hate them
i always rip em out mid fuck i cant stay hard either =/


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Anonymous #9

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7695207 - 11/29/07 03:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Order some little blue pill's ie Viagra


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Anonymous #10

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7695434 - 11/29/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i havent used a condom in years (<3 being married.) i seem to remember using durex ultra thin, though.


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Anonymous #11

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7695796 - 11/29/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I never found condoms to be that bad...

Your arousal should be about more than the feeling of the inside of her pussy... you have to savor her whole body, her scent, her arousal.

Learn to get off on that shit, and your dick will follow suit.

Of course it's not the same, but you should still be able to stay hard.


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Anonymous #1

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7695837 - 11/29/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yep im gonna try the super thin ones.

to suck it fer a quick minute before i "go for gold"

we need a ringer smiley haha


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Anonymous #4

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7695848 - 11/29/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you're gonna suck your own dick?


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Anonymous #1

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7695939 - 11/29/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

nah bro i meant to type "get her to suk it"


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Anonymous #4

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7696440 - 11/29/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rolleyes:


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Anonymous #1

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7696591 - 11/29/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:borat:

sexy time


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Anonymous #12

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7696675 - 11/29/07 08:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:rolleyes:




i bet you are one of those queers that thinks he is immature because he is excited about getting laid and having some fun getting off.

you think you are so mature because you claim to 'respect' females more as well as sex.

but guess what.  you want to get laid just as much as he does.  you need your dick sucked and fucked too, regardless of how 'mature' you want to act about it.

deep inside it crosses your mind that a female might like your approach more and go for your 'maturity'.  therefore you are still just trying to attract a partner and spew some cum.

:smirk:


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Anonymous #11

Re: condoms [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7697751 - 11/30/07 07:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
:rolleyes:




i bet you are one of those queers that thinks he is immature because he is excited about getting laid and having some fun getting off.

you think you are so mature because you claim to 'respect' females more as well as sex.

but guess what.  you want to get laid just as much as he does.  you need your dick sucked and fucked too, regardless of how 'mature' you want to act about it.

deep inside it crosses your mind that a female might like your approach more and go for your 'maturity'.  therefore you are still just trying to attract a partner and spew some cum.

:smirk:




Wow you can tell all that from a smiley?  :awesome:


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