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OfflineTHEBats
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MUST READ!!!!
    #7692806 - 11/28/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I guess not all the sarcasm is filtered. Check out this post I found on the freevibe message boards.

Dave (9/24/2007 9:37:27 AM)
"I tried pot once at a party when I was 16. It was a horrible experience. Someone who I thought was my freind, offered me a hit on this thing called a "joint". I tried it, and I will never forget what happened next. In less that five minutes, my dog told me he was dissapointed in me, my girlfreind ran off with an alien, I hit a little girl in my car, my freind shot himself with a handgun thinking he was invincible, and I started deflating like a balloon until I was just a leathery sheet of human-fabric on the couch. I guess what they tell you in those drug commercials is true....Kids of America, I beg you: DONT EVER TRY THE EVIL MARIJUANA!"

http://freevibe.com/Share/threads.aspx?id=4


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: THEBats]
    #7692824 - 11/28/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hahahahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!! Man i haven't been on that site in ages. Its always good for a good laugh. I can't believe they let that one get posted. It makes me happy :smile:


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: halo]
    #7692859 - 11/28/07 09:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

HAHHAHA wow what a dumb ass. the gangja saves my life, obviously what you smoked was NOT marijuana.


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: tripout]
    #7692889 - 11/28/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds more like DMT...


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OfflineSeventy
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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: Cyrone]
    #7692903 - 11/28/07 09:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

they probably pay people to post junk like that


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OfflineCompass
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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: THEBats]
    #7692961 - 11/28/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

There was a contest here on the shroomery to see who get in the most ridiculous post there on freevibe.

It's so obviously a joke. Good job whoever did it.


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: Cyrone]
    #7693038 - 11/28/07 10:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that does not sound like dmt.


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Offlineconfusion
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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: maggotz]
    #7693128 - 11/28/07 11:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Probably made him gay too and he just didn't list that part.

http://adage.com/video/Player.php?s=OjEwNDc6N2VmZjNmMmQ6MQ


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: Compass]
    #7693311 - 11/29/07 12:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Compass said:
There was a contest here on the shroomery to see who get in the most ridiculous post there on freevibe.

It's so obviously a joke. Good job whoever did it.




Yea I think I'm the one who originally started that thread.  Anyways it still amazes me that the obvious sarcasm of that post made it through.  Or are these people really that dumb? (sarcasm:hehehe:


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: THEBats]
    #7693423 - 11/29/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

THEBats said:
I guess not all the sarcasm is filtered. Check out this post I found on the freevibe message boards.

Dave (9/24/2007 9:37:27 AM)
"I tried pot once at a party when I was 16. It was a horrible experience. Someone who I thought was my freind, offered me a hit on this thing called a "joint". I tried it, and I will never forget what happened next. In less that five minutes, my dog told me he was dissapointed in me, my girlfreind ran off with an alien, I hit a little girl in my car, my freind shot himself with a handgun thinking he was invincible, and I started deflating like a balloon until I was just a leathery sheet of human-fabric on the couch. I guess what they tell you in those drug commercials is true....Kids of America, I beg you: DONT EVER TRY THE EVIL MARIJUANA!"

http://freevibe.com/Share/threads.aspx?id=4




That person is obviously kidding. He is just fucking around... "I started deflating like a balloon until I was just a leathery sheet of human-fabric on the couch" haha! I love that commercial


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: MorphMan]
    #7693878 - 11/29/07 07:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

salvia


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: cube talk]
    #7693903 - 11/29/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Damn!!!!!!! I want some of that bud!


Those commercials seem like they make people want to smoke because seriously, who doesn't want to be able to talk to dogs?


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: THEBats]
    #7693911 - 11/29/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dunno if anyone else noticed, but everything in that post is from anti-pot television commercials. It's pretty clever =)


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OfflineTHEBats
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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: shroom_ninja]
    #7704660 - 12/01/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shroom_ninja said:
Dunno if anyone else noticed, but everything in that post is from anti-pot television commercials. It's pretty clever =)




I don't know how you couldn't notice.


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: THEBats]
    #7705546 - 12/02/07 04:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

... to be honest that sounds like a strong salvia trip.
that is if someone really took a hit of something they thought was pot, and made them see that shit.


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: Enothe]
    #7705922 - 12/02/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

GODDAMN that site is a load of shit i cannot believe such a thing exists. ill shit out my intestines before i go back to read all that misinformed whining loads of grrr.


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: ashfiken]
    #7706005 - 12/02/07 10:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i tried merjuana but it made me stpid...dun do it.


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Re: MUST READ!!!! [Re: g00ru]
    #7706027 - 12/02/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Reminds me of that scene in Harold and Kumar...

"I'm so high, nothing can hurt me"
BAM

The first thing I thought of when I saw that part of the movie was freevibe :tongue2:


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