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Anonymous #1

I throw my cum..
    #7689085 - 11/28/07 01:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have this problem where, when I get upset, I get the urge to throw my cum at someones face as hard as I possibly can.

It's like I get this rage inside and all I want to do is to jerk off into my hand then just ruin someones day with my hot steaming cum. I can't fucking control it and I'm starting to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me.


Has anyone else taken their cum and ran up to someone whoms face just pisses you off and shoved your cum all up in their grill?

This is a serious issue I have and its getting to the point where I can no longer get sexual satisfaction unless I've either just thrown my cum or am thinking about throwing my cum.

My last girlfriend left me do to this. I would wait for her to get of the shower and throw huge loads of man batter in her hair just to spite her. Then I would force her to have hate sex with me. Later on in the day I would hide my car up the street and hide inside the house waiting for her to come home. When she would come in and just as she was about to sit down and relax I would jump from the shadows and try to get as much cum in her eyes as possible. Then I would yell  DINNER BETTER BE READY WHEN I GET HOME, and I would run away for hours. The whole time in my absence I would be plotting of new ways to "cum" someone.

Finally one day she told me I was sick and left me. I'm starting to think she is right. Anyone out their reading this thinking that throwing their cum sounds fun, I'm begging you not to try it. It is highly addictive and will leave your life in shambles.

If anyone has advice to offer me, please do.. i need all the help I can get. This problem isn't going away anytime soon.

:acslater:


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Anonymous #2

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689092 - 11/28/07 02:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Anonymous #3

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7689095 - 11/28/07 02:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Right before you throw the cum, yell, "SPIDER MAN!" and make that little tsst sound. THEN throw the cum.

MUCH more satisfying.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7689098 - 11/28/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I usually yell "CONGRATULATIONS" as I hit them with my milky seed.

:acslater:


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Anonymous #3

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689109 - 11/28/07 02:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I wish I would have thought of this earlier in life...no I'll need to wait until I'm an old man for this to be somewhat acceptable again...


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Anonymous #4

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689113 - 11/28/07 02:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

glad to be a part of this community..


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Anonymous #5

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689338 - 11/28/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i only throw cum in my girls eyes after shes done giving me head when i want to blind her so that she cant see my midget amputee nigger tranny porn on the monitor while i'm plowing her. she kinda likes the sting anyway cause shes a freak like that.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689348 - 11/28/07 07:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I have this problem where, when I get upset, I get the urge to throw my cum at someones face as hard as I possibly can.

It's like I get this rage inside and all I want to do is to jerk off into my hand then just ruin someones day with my hot steaming cum. I can't fucking control it and I'm starting to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me.


Has anyone else taken their cum and ran up to someone whoms face just pisses you off and shoved your cum all up in their grill?

This is a serious issue I have and its getting to the point where I can no longer get sexual satisfaction unless I've either just thrown my cum or am thinking about throwing my cum.

My last girlfriend left me do to this. I would wait for her to get of the shower and throw huge loads of man batter in her hair just to spite her. Then I would force her to have hate sex with me. Later on in the day I would hide my car up the street and hide inside the house waiting for her to come home. When she would come in and just as she was about to sit down and relax I would jump from the shadows and try to get as much cum in her eyes as possible. Then I would yell  DINNER BETTER BE READY WHEN I GET HOME, and I would run away for hours. The whole time in my absence I would be plotting of new ways to "cum" someone.

Finally one day she told me I was sick and left me. I'm starting to think she is right. Anyone out their reading this thinking that throwing their cum sounds fun, I'm begging you not to try it. It is highly addictive and will leave your life in shambles.

If anyone has advice to offer me, please do.. i need all the help I can get. This problem isn't going away anytime soon.

:acslater:




:ilold:


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Anonymous #7

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689454 - 11/28/07 08:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: That's pretty weird.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7689458 - 11/28/07 08:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I have this problem where, when I get upset, I get the urge to throw my cum at someones face as hard as I possibly can.

It's like I get this rage inside and all I want to do is to jerk off into my hand then just ruin someones day with my hot steaming cum. I can't fucking control it and I'm starting to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me.


Has anyone else taken their cum and ran up to someone whoms face just pisses you off and shoved your cum all up in their grill?

This is a serious issue I have and its getting to the point where I can no longer get sexual satisfaction unless I've either just thrown my cum or am thinking about throwing my cum.

My last girlfriend left me do to this. I would wait for her to get of the shower and throw huge loads of man batter in her hair just to spite her. Then I would force her to have hate sex with me. Later on in the day I would hide my car up the street and hide inside the house waiting for her to come home. When she would come in and just as she was about to sit down and relax I would jump from the shadows and try to get as much cum in her eyes as possible. Then I would yell  DINNER BETTER BE READY WHEN I GET HOME, and I would run away for hours. The whole time in my absence I would be plotting of new ways to "cum" someone.

Finally one day she told me I was sick and left me. I'm starting to think she is right. Anyone out their reading this thinking that throwing their cum sounds fun, I'm begging you not to try it. It is highly addictive and will leave your life in shambles.

If anyone has advice to offer me, please do.. i need all the help I can get. This problem isn't going away anytime soon.

:acslater:




wow buddy.  hang in there tight.  i had this EXACT addiction for the better part of my life.  at age 37 i actually ran out of cum.  from all of the obsession with throwing cum on peoples faces whenever i could, i had actually depleted my cum supplies so much that i ran out for good.

now i am 55 with no kids and no life.  i am a shadow of the man i once was...proud and full of cum.  get this addiction under control man if you dont plan on your life being totally over and miserable.

please get help! 

:sad:


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Anonymous #8

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7689482 - 11/28/07 08:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Multiple Miggs is in the house!!


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Anonymous #1

Re: I throw my cum.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7689737 - 11/28/07 10:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well, I told myself that I was going to stop today, but this morning I woke up with the biggest hard on so I jerked off like normal. Just as I was cumming I heard the mailman at the door, so I ran over to the door swung it open and I hit the back of his head as he was walking away.

Now all I can think about is going to the drive thru and ordering something but when I pull up to pay I want to throw my cum at the person behind the window. I dont know if I can ever stop this thing.


:acslater:


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