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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7693578 - 11/29/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

our bananas are flawed,theres only 4 ridges on the whole bunch


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7693641 - 11/29/07 04:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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...numerous rebuttals arose explaining the dramatic differences in appearance and nature of the wild variety of the fruit and the domesticated version which has been selectively bred for thousands of years for the characteristics Comfort claimed were divinely created. As a result, in 2006 Comfort conceded that his argument had no validity




However, I don't think it has lost all credibility. Scripture teaches thqat God cursed this earth, and told man he would have to work by the sweat of his brow. Man has continually been forced to use his ingenuity and hard labor to cultivate food and survive.

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genesis 3:19


19By the sweat of your face
You will eat bread,
Till you return to the ground,
Because from it you were taken;
For you are dust,
And to dust you shall return."




From this perspective it helps illuminate the reality that many aspects of nature have been modified and adapted for human use. It is really quite remarkable how natural things can be so quickly modified, and be so convenient.

I's really at this point that I must say although Comforts arguement does not adress these and other technical difficulties and other issues, I think that the critical perspective shown in this thread is simlistic and narrow minded. genetic strains of fruits and vegetables or animals do not "evolve" over thousands of years. Anyone who knows biology knows that the information is pre-existent in the banana, the fish, the dog, the tree etc. , although there are many mutations that have accumulated over the years and I know for humans these do not (normally) show up because our dna has a way of overlapping faulty dna with good dna, the moms the fathers, and the fathers the mothers. But seeing how plants and animals have become domesticated from wild strains is really incredible, even from the perspective that they were developed over many years. I think it's definitely a testament to our creator and just as it says in genesis.

Not only this but it's just as God said,

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isaiah 51:6

6Lift up your eyes to the heavens, and look upon the earth beneath: for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke, and the earth shall wax old like a garment, and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner: but my salvation shall be for ever, and my righteousness shall not be abolished.




Our universe according to the discoveries of science will one day come to a stop if left continuing as it is. All usable energy will be spent, all life will die, and the temperature will be very close to absolute 0. And if nature goes on the way it does, our bodies will have accumulated so many genetic errors that we will no longer be able to survive, or to even procreate. It's a terrible reality that we must all face. Our body is not able to naturally correct genetic errors as a teacher would an error in a students paper. Our bodies carry many genetic errors. In some places of the world it is for this reason shunned (or even illegal) to procreate with certain people in some places. Contrary to what some people might have you believe, mutations are destructive and do not help the information of any living organism, but rather randomize, or even destroy dna.

I'm sorry the op posted something by ray comfort. You probably havn't ever heard any of his sermons, but he a is an entertainer and salesman that acts foolishly, and the fact he gets together with kirk cameron, who featured in the horribly innacurate fairy tale "left behind" movie series after the book series of their portrayal of the biblical "apocalypse".


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: truffleupagus]
    #7693753 - 11/29/07 06:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

funny thing is religious people actually accept these as truths and use them as legitimate evidence in arguments.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: truffleupagus]
    #7693795 - 11/29/07 06:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

did you know banana's are herbs, not fruit (no seeds)


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Brugman]
    #7693913 - 11/29/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Brugman said:
You haven't met people like that? Where do you live?




WA state. I have lived in AK as well, and no I haven't met people like that.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Syle]
    #7694047 - 11/29/07 08:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

bananas have seeds...those little black specks. They are just tiny.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: mad__hatter]
    #7694115 - 11/29/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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mad__hatter said:
Despite the goofiness of this guy, no matter how stretched his imagination may be on the subject of this banana, the fact of the matter is that God DID create the banana and every natural thing on Earth for us. Rejoice in it and be thankful. I think its funny that its easy for anyone to ridicule this man for his quirky observations about the banana because he included God. Kinda sounds like he's on an acid trip to me....hmmmm....isn't life a trip?




The whole thing about GOD making everything on the planet for us, Seems like one really fucked up egotistical idea. If everything was mine alone, then the world would have nothing, you know?

It's not mine, It's not yours, we are only hear for a little bit. Live and let everything live and be. To much destruction in the name of gods conquest.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Syle]
    #7695136 - 11/29/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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churchies piss me off.

a fucking banana is proof of god, however science has no merit...... douchebags.




yes because that guy represents all people who go to church.

:rolleyes:




no but there are QUITE A BIT of those people out there. just speaking from my own personal experience, i have met plenty of ridiculous churchies in my life. for instance, i had a girl in one of my science classes that argued with the teacher about evolution, dinosaurs and the theory of progression, claiming they were all created to deface the church..... this same girl, when asked where all of the water from the "great flood" came from, said that the water was  up in the atmosphere above the clouds, and fell when god commanded it to, to kill the sinners. she claimed this with a straight face. dead serious.

must be some sort of fluke that only i have experienced... :rolleyes:




cripes...so you make a blanket statement and then try to justify it using your limited life experiences as if that's reason enough?

i have yet to meet anyone in my life so far (and i live in a hick country area) like the idiots portrayed in this video, so using your logic I can then just say that these guys in this video are a very rare minority.




well i wish i lived in your perfect little slice of america. because i seriously run into some RETARDED religious nuts on a regular basis. like.... weekly. sometimes.... daily.

i refuse to believe for one second that you havent seen someone that said something about religion or science vs. religion that just made you go "what the fuck??" unliess of course, youre one of them yourself....


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Cheezit]
    #7695146 - 11/29/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Cheezit said:
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mad__hatter said:
Despite the goofiness of this guy, no matter how stretched his imagination may be on the subject of this banana, the fact of the matter is that God DID create the banana and every natural thing on Earth for us. Rejoice in it and be thankful. I think its funny that its easy for anyone to ridicule this man for his quirky observations about the banana because he included God. Kinda sounds like he's on an acid trip to me....hmmmm....isn't life a trip?




The whole thing about GOD making everything on the planet for us, Seems like one really fucked up egotistical idea. If everything was mine alone, then the world would have nothing, you know?

It's not mine, It's not yours, we are only hear for a little bit. Live and let everything live and be. To much destruction in the name of gods conquest.




far too many people and lives have been destroyed in history because of religion.


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