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InvisibleUnholyChild666
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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7687582 - 11/27/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Proof that proof dosen't exist...........


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: truffleupagus]
    #7687620 - 11/27/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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truffleupagus said:
So wait, he expected the jar of peanut butter to evolve?

That's even more retarded than the banana guy.




I think he expected new life to form like it did on earth, but it's still just as retarded


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7687628 - 11/27/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I heard eating a lot of banana's is pretty bad for you.

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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7687640 - 11/27/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder if this guy's tried smoking banana peels.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7687656 - 11/27/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
And, I am very thankful that God put me on this shithole with 6 billion idiots.




Welcome!  Don't forget, you're one of 'em. :grin:


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Rustifer]
    #7687659 - 11/27/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

that's because bananas contain quite a bit of potassium (which is an essential macronutrient), but too much potassium is bad.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: truffleupagus]
    #7687665 - 11/27/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

uhmm maybe cause monkeys have the same kind of hands? idk thats just a theory im not quite sure if monkeys could be the right answer that would disprove my trust in chesus


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7687666 - 11/27/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
that's because bananas contain quite a bit of potassium (which is an essential macronutrient), but too much potassium is bad.




I heard that along with it too.

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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7687672 - 11/27/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck you and your rick roll fuckin links. I held enter cause it gets through the messages quicker but unfortunately all I accomplished was opening it in like 6-8 tabs and firefox went nuts...

but anyways


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Idiot]
    #7687693 - 11/27/07 07:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

bwahaha!

i only did it because someone mentioned rick roll.

forgive me, i couldn't help myself.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7689407 - 11/28/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
more proof god exists:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYx3m-piLA




Thank you I am now a believer.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7689421 - 11/28/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

1 is a fake number, So therefore 1 is god.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7689728 - 11/28/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

churchies piss me off.

a fucking banana is proof of god, however science has no merit...... douchebags.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7691385 - 11/28/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yea i agree this just puts more backing behind evolution.
Also did any one else get the sexual feeling from this? like he seems to be getting to much pleasure out of it. he didnt really describe it like a banana he described it like a penis. A banana does resemble one...so if this guy is saying god exists, I'm guessing that he also proving that homosexuality isn't a bad thing either


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Scar]
    #7691435 - 11/28/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hahahaha, great video. that dude is a loon. and the guy next to him is equally loony for sitting there letting that other guy spout off that ridiculous jibberish.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7691440 - 11/28/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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leftysurprise said:
churchies piss me off.

a fucking banana is proof of god, however science has no merit...... douchebags.




yes because that guy represents all people who go to church.

:rolleyes:


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Syle]
    #7691689 - 11/28/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Syle said:
Quote:

leftysurprise said:
churchies piss me off.

a fucking banana is proof of god, however science has no merit...... douchebags.




yes because that guy represents all people who go to church.

:rolleyes:




no but there are QUITE A BIT of those people out there. just speaking from my own personal experience, i have met plenty of ridiculous churchies in my life. for instance, i had a girl in one of my science classes that argued with the teacher about evolution, dinosaurs and the theory of progression, claiming they were all created to deface the church..... this same girl, when asked where all of the water from the "great flood" came from, said that the water was  up in the atmosphere above the clouds, and fell when god commanded it to, to kill the sinners. she claimed this with a straight face. dead serious.

must be some sort of fluke that only i have experienced... :rolleyes:


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7692843 - 11/28/07 09:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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leftysurprise said:
Quote:

Syle said:
Quote:

leftysurprise said:
churchies piss me off.

a fucking banana is proof of god, however science has no merit...... douchebags.




yes because that guy represents all people who go to church.

:rolleyes:




no but there are QUITE A BIT of those people out there. just speaking from my own personal experience, i have met plenty of ridiculous churchies in my life. for instance, i had a girl in one of my science classes that argued with the teacher about evolution, dinosaurs and the theory of progression, claiming they were all created to deface the church..... this same girl, when asked where all of the water from the "great flood" came from, said that the water was  up in the atmosphere above the clouds, and fell when god commanded it to, to kill the sinners. she claimed this with a straight face. dead serious.

must be some sort of fluke that only i have experienced... :rolleyes:




cripes...so you make a blanket statement and then try to justify it using your limited life experiences as if that's reason enough?

i have yet to meet anyone in my life so far (and i live in a hick country area) like the idiots portrayed in this video, so using your logic I can then just say that these guys in this video are a very rare minority.


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Scar]
    #7693118 - 11/28/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Scar said:
yea i agree this just puts more backing behind evolution.
Also did any one else get the sexual feeling from this? like he seems to be getting to much pleasure out of it. he didnt really describe it like a banana he described it like a penis. A banana does resemble one...so if this guy is saying god exists, I'm guessing that he also proving that homosexuality isn't a bad thing either




:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

I was thinking this the whole time.  Replace banana with penis and the video is a lot more entertaining and less aggravating.... lol

My life is complete after watching that video, frankly


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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Syle]
    #7693164 - 11/28/07 11:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You haven't met people like that? Where do you live?

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