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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Proof God exists!
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AaronEvil
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Its proof that guy is an idiot.
If the banana is the only proof that guy has, I feel sorry for God for having such a follower.
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I clicked that hoping it wouldn't be the banana. 
That's worse than getting rickrolled. Jebus.
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OMG I am kristan now.
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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Essen]
#7687435 - 11/27/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lolz
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RandalFlagg
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That has to be a joke. There's no way that's serious.
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RandalFlagg said: That has to be a joke.
If only...
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RandalFlagg said: That has to be a joke. There's no way that's serious.
No they're dead serious..the guy on the right is Kirk Cameron from growing pains and the guy on the left is Ray Comfort..There was actually a live debate on TV between both of these guys versus a couple atheist's..It's somewhere on youtube, search for kirk cameron debate or sumthin.
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I remember seeing a similar video using a jar of peanut butter
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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Silversoul]
#7687490 - 11/27/07 06:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why are most religious people so stupid?
It would be painful to watch that debate. I bet good ole Kirk gets the crap kicked out of him. Doesn't he have like 7 kids too? You ever notice how hardcore religious freaks breed excessively?
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That guy has an unhealthy obsession with the shape of the banana. I think he rather admires that shape.
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I actually saw a great comment down the youtube page. It said that the video proved evolution because the banana was made for monkeys and we evolved from monkeys.
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Despite the goofiness of this guy, no matter how stretched his imagination may be on the subject of this banana, the fact of the matter is that God DID create the banana and every natural thing on Earth for us. Rejoice in it and be thankful. I think its funny that its easy for anyone to ridicule this man for his quirky observations about the banana because he included God. Kinda sounds like he's on an acid trip to me....hmmmm....isn't life a trip?
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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: Silversoul]
#7687513 - 11/27/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, did you see the face he made when he said how pefectly shaped they are for the human mouth?
What a dumbass argument though, geez.
I believe in God but, if anything, all that proves is that evolution exists.
Bananas must make him scream "God" a lot and that's why he thinks that way.
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I forgot.
I don't even like bananas. Yuck!
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
mad__hatter said: Despite the goofiness of this guy, no matter how stretched his imagination may be on the subject of this banana, the fact of the matter is that God DID create the banana and every natural thing on Earth for us. Rejoice in it and be thankful.
The point is is that this guy is using unscientific and goofy observations to try to prove a very profound and important thing. What he is doing is absolutely ludicrous.
And, I am very thankful that God put me on this shithole with 6 billion idiots.
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I would believe it’s a sign that we evolved from a banana loving species of monkeys before I would believe its proof that god exists.
I don’t really understand his argument.
Whats to say the bannana didnt come before man, im sure it did, probably before apes too.
So what’s to say the shape of our hand evolved becouse of the banana? I just don’t see where god fits in.
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Re: Proof God exists! [Re: CosmicFool]
#7687580 - 11/27/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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So wait, he expected the jar of peanut butter to evolve?
That's even more retarded than the banana guy.
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