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Iron_Hymen
Shake Hands withBeef



Registered: 02/02/06
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Craiglist letter
#7686480 - 11/27/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza Date: 2007-09-18, 11:30AM EDT
You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd
I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.
When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.
Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.
We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.
It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.
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 #1 reason organized religion should be done away with. It's a message, and one that is open to speculation. "Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep" GnuBobo:Iron. Hymen. Vitamin. Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin. Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.
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MiddleFinger
Is cooler thanyou

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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#7686495 - 11/27/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- History says, Don't hope On this side of the grave. But then, once in a lifetime The longed-for tidal wave Of justice can rise up And hope and history rhyme.
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UnholyChild666
I'M GOD


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#7686506 - 11/27/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time my friend set his phone to forward his calls to a pizza shop to fuck with us, he sent me a text to call him and I did I got fucking domino's, never been more confused in my life, others just ordered a pizza.
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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack" Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine GOD of the hologram earth
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nuGGs
Stranger


Registered: 07/05/02
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haha, thats hilarious
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#7686598 - 11/27/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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so was it you?
-------------------- channel your inner Larry David
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nuGGs
Stranger


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: demiu5]
#7686617 - 11/27/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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nope, i typically know what i want when i'm calling in to order a pizzza pie.
you wouldnt catch me ordering anchovies any day of the week.
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Mustelid
Pine Marten



Registered: 11/07/07
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: nuGGs]
#7686698 - 11/27/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bwahaha! Great letter, thanks for posting it.
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nuGGs
Stranger


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Mustelid]
#7686722 - 11/27/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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whoooops.. demius i forgot to look at the Re:
i worked at papa johns in highschool and the only time i ever encountered the obvious stoner was on 4/20/01.. i wish there were some audio to go with this story.
Edited by nuGGs (11/27/07 06:29 PM)
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nolongerinuse


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: nuGGs]
#7686899 - 11/27/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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perfect wording
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: nuGGs]
#7687204 - 11/27/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yea, i was asking if you were the pizza employee, not the dumb stoner
woulda been a lot funnier
-------------------- channel your inner Larry David
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DirtMcgirt
in a pinch



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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#7687467 - 11/27/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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If only all stoned pizza dilivery calls went like that
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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