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OfflineIron_Hymen
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Craiglist letter
    #7686480 - 11/27/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza
Date: 2007-09-18, 11:30AM EDT


You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.


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OfflineMiddleFinger
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7686495 - 11/27/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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On this side of the grave.

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InvisibleUnholyChild666
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7686506 - 11/27/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

One time my friend set his phone to forward his calls to a pizza shop to fuck with us, he sent me a text to call him and I did I got fucking domino's, never been more confused in my life, others just ordered a pizza.


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InvisiblenuGGs
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7686556 - 11/27/07 03:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha, thats hilarious


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7686598 - 11/27/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so was it you?


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InvisiblenuGGs
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: demiu5]
    #7686617 - 11/27/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

nope, i typically know what i want when i'm calling in to order a pizzza pie.

you wouldnt catch me ordering anchovies any day of the week.


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: nuGGs]
    #7686698 - 11/27/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Bwahaha! Great letter, thanks for posting it.


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Mustelid]
    #7686722 - 11/27/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

whoooops.. demius i forgot to look at the Re:

i worked at papa johns in highschool and the only time i ever encountered the obvious stoner was on 4/20/01.. i wish there were some audio to go with this story.



Edited by nuGGs (11/27/07 06:29 PM)


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: nuGGs]
    #7686899 - 11/27/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

perfect wording


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: nuGGs]
    #7687204 - 11/27/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yea, i was asking if you were the pizza employee, not the dumb stoner

woulda been a lot funnier


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Re: Craiglist letter [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7687467 - 11/27/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:laugh:If only all stoned pizza dilivery calls went like that


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