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puking *should* = 'time to quit' right?
#7683976 - 11/26/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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but nothing gets rid of the taste of puke quite like a fresh beer
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bhamlaxy
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Muppet]
#7684242 - 11/27/07 12:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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boot n' rally!
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Muppet]
#7684580 - 11/27/07 04:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seuss
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Muppet]
#7684607 - 11/27/07 05:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sometimes you gotta purge the tanks to make room for more.
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VisionsToReality
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Seuss]
#7684693 - 11/27/07 06:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck binge drinking, puking isn't cool, it just blows
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: VisionsToReality]
#7685093 - 11/27/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think Muppet has an alcohol problem. Didn't he say he once got trashed at Blockbuster and he is no longer allowed to rent movies or something.
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BrAiN
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: mushroomplume]
#7685131 - 11/27/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Years ago... I once woke up hungover as fuck from a party... like one of my top 3 worst hangovers.
I made a b line (as fast as a hungover person can) for the fridge to get something to drink, stat. I found a 2 liter bottle of coke in there and grabbed it, twisted off the top and started chugging.
CHUG CHUG CHUG.. about 1/3 of the bottle down I noticed something odd then a memory from the night before hit me like a ton of bricks:
The night before my roommate was going to some party. She took a 2 liter bottle of coke, dumped out half and filled the rest of captain morgan. She lost it that night before leaving for the party and had to leave without it.
1/3 of the way through chugging the bottle as fast as I could (as in 1/3 of it in my tummy already) I realized THIS WAS THE FUCKING BOTTLE!
I removed it from my lips and dear god...
I spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom puking. My roommate woke up and in between heaves I managed to blurt out:
"uuughhhh fouund the RummmNcoke"
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peaceandlove
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: BrAiN]
#7685185 - 11/27/07 09:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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uggg, who drinks soda for a hang over? go for water next time =p
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BrAiN
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: peaceandlove]
#7685200 - 11/27/07 09:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Who has the ability to think straight when they're that hung over and make wise decisions?
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: BrAiN]
#7685228 - 11/27/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrAiN said: Years ago... I once woke up hungover as fuck from a party... like one of my top 3 worst hangovers.
I made a b line (as fast as a hungover person can) for the fridge to get something to drink, stat. I found a 2 liter bottle of coke in there and grabbed it, twisted off the top and started chugging.
CHUG CHUG CHUG.. about 1/3 of the bottle down I noticed something odd then a memory from the night before hit me like a ton of bricks:
The night before my roommate was going to some party. She took a 2 liter bottle of coke, dumped out half and filled the rest of captain morgan. She lost it that night before leaving for the party and had to leave without it.
1/3 of the way through chugging the bottle as fast as I could (as in 1/3 of it in my tummy already) I realized THIS WAS THE FUCKING BOTTLE!
I removed it from my lips and dear god...
I spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom puking. My roommate woke up and in between heaves I managed to blurt out:
"uuughhhh fouund the RummmNcoke"
oh man. my heart goes out to you on that one. i couldn't even begin to imagine what shape you would have been in if you didn't puke that up...
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peaceandlove
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: mushroomplume]
#7685253 - 11/27/07 09:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: peaceandlove]
#7685886 - 11/27/07 12:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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There are two kinds of drunken puke.
The first involves a quick run to the bathroom, you talk into the porcelain telephone for a couple of minutes, get rid of the nasty shit, then you feel better and go back to the party.
The other is the one the body puts out as a last, desperate cry before alcohol poisoning sets in. The one where you destroy the owner's bathroom, puking all over the floor, and, while attempting to use every towel the person has to clean it up, you puke even more on top of the pile of towels. By that point, you just say fuck it, puke up a little more all over the walls, in the sink, the bathtub, wherever, and slip quietly out of the bathroom. Stick around just long enough to hear somebody walk in there and scream, and then GTFO.
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Angered Roach]
#7685997 - 11/27/07 01:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i hates those morning where you wake up in the bathroom on the floor
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pong
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Angered Roach]
#7686025 - 11/27/07 01:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Angered Roach said: There are two kinds of drunken puke.
The first involves a quick run to the bathroom, you talk into the porcelain telephone for a couple of minutes, get rid of the nasty shit, then you feel better and go back to the party.
The other is the one the body puts out as a last, desperate cry before alcohol poisoning sets in. The one where you destroy the owner's bathroom, puking all over the floor, and, while attempting to use every towel the person has to clean it up, you puke even more on top of the pile of towels. By that point, you just say fuck it, puke up a little more all over the walls, in the sink, the bathtub, wherever, and slip quietly out of the bathroom. Stick around just long enough to hear somebody walk in there and scream, and then GTFO.
one of the funnier posts i have read lately hahaa
you forgot though the type of puking that happens when you are semiconscious on the floor mumbling about your fucking ex girlfriend and how you are gonna kill that bitch. After puking you body goes limp and you dont wake up for a couple hours.
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: pong]
#7686211 - 11/27/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The worst type of drunk puking is when your heaving so hard it feels like somone is shoving a knife into your gooch.
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BrAiN
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: emilbus]
#7686220 - 11/27/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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emilbus said: i hates those morning where you wake up in the bathroom on the floor
Or the mornings where you woke up with an uneasy feeling that you did something wrong and you're not sure what
The worst hangover ever was in a particular bad period in my life.
I woke up on my friend's dad's couch, wondering where I was for a moment and figured out.. must be a hangover blackout. Walked into the bathroom and when I went to wash my face I noticed I had cuts all over it and a giant cast on my nose. I looked like had been hit by a car.
Apparently I did a drunken face plant into some asphault and slid a couple feet ON MY FACE.
I only have flashes of memory from that night 4 or so years ago, but I still have the bloodstains on my Visual Basic book to remind me 
I couldn't find my glasses or contacts or anything... didn't know where my vehicle was, etc. My friends hasn't woken up yet and I had to be at work in like half an hour. There was no way I could have made it and I didn't want my boss to think I was a total drunk. My hungover brain had to come up with a quick excuse to call out and explain what happened to me for when they saw me next... something feasible.
I told them I got jumped in a parking lot by 4 guys. Heh. That way I got to hang on to some dignity.
Oh yea and my health insurance expired 3 days before. The broken nose and stitches cost me about 800 bucks. I didn't want to pay another 150 for a visit to get the stitches out without insurance so I yanked all the stitches out myself with plyers.
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: BrAiN]
#7686227 - 11/27/07 02:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah...I got roughed up by my sister's man during one of those types of nights
I didn't even know about it til a day or two later when I finally noticed the bruises
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BrAiN
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: Muppet]
#7686312 - 11/27/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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hehe.. 4 years later and I still have a small scar on my nose... My nose is a little crooked too.
I msesed me nose up 12 years ago in high school wrestling. Broke it Over the next 2 years it set a little crooked until am deviated sceptum operation where the BROKE my nose AGAIN to fix it. IT was a lot straighter.
Then this shit happened and I broke it and it's set crooked again. I give up. I'm doomed to a life of crooked nosedness
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Re: puking *should* = 'time to quit' right? [Re: BrAiN]
#7686531 - 11/27/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wow. I'm totally glad I don't spend money on booze now. Too much pain.
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