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long story, i need help
#7671156 - 11/23/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok to start off with. I'm a skinny young blonde girl. People say i look 14 but today is actually my 18th birthday. I'm bisexual I lve in haawaii and own a circle house by the beach. anyone who'se in the area feel free to visit me.You can actually have my house i can no longer lie there. Only us and the wilderness . I decided to join the shroomery because i'm a massive felon it'd be nice to meet men and women.
I recently came across 5,000 hits of lsd and am having a hard time getting rid of it. I was taking bouts 7 hits a day but would end up sleeping around with 16 year old girls, shoplifting, breaking and entering, My behavior progressed worse and worse. (the internet is anyomous right?) hopefully there's no way to track this to me. ANyway I'm writing this at a lirbrary far from my house. without security cameras)
So on lsd i see the world so simply it's different than shrooms but i'm sure a lot of you try it I still have 4,000 hits left My uncle is an old hippy and he gets the stuff by the vile. They're suppose to give the stuff away to people "who are ready for the experience" Well they only gave him like 250 hits one of those little glass bottles with a dropper. But i saw the guy who delivered it to him, golloed him without him noticing and broke into his house later. I felt guilty about doing it he's helping people but i felt desperate. He had about 110 viles of the stuff i assume was all pure lsd, bunches of mj and a pound of some stuff i figured was sativa mj but was spelled salvia. EIther way that stuff was not mj. So i took about 30 of the viles and the salvia and the mj ran away. Left the guy a note saying sorry i'd pay him back late, I was a stupid cunt, ect. I immediatly dropped abotu 4 hits. had a great time hanging out went over to a copule girlfriends house we smoke bud up on this cliff overlooking the ocean. So i looked closer at the salvia and was like this is not bud we should look it up we can't smoke it. My two girlfriends only wanted to sleep arond because of the lsd. We ended up having sex and took pictures of it. Trying to be wild.
So Tina (chnaged her name) says to lisa lets take a gravity bong of this mj. Looks like ditch weed. So she took two massive hits and started staggering around all crazy like. she was like "shit shit shit shit shit" it looked like she was rolling sideways we were about 10 feet from the edge overlooking the cliff. Tina who was on the stuff had lisa run at her she moved to the side and said "processing the energetic relevence of the swirl" in a totally chilling clear tone. she then proceeded to move sideway and she says she threw a part of herself into herself. I was seeing things at the time and out of my mind.
I'm almost positive the worst thing possible happen tina pushed lisa while grabbing her she feel down about 3 feet from the edge of the cliff and hit her head on these rocks. she was bleeding. Tina was sitting there out of touch. I carry a taster and tasered her for about 10 seconds. "You almost killed her you bitch handle your shit, it's ditch marley" She was like this is no marley, i saw another world. She totally figured she was someone else.
then she said almost the same tone "almost" after i said almost killed. she told me that trinaa raped her as a child this was her chance to clense the world. i had dropped my taser and took off running. my friend was tipping so hard she din't even get up. i felt a horrible nevers. as i was runnings something happened. Later i ran down to the rocks. My friend/lovers dead body was laying crushed on teh rocks from an obvious fall. This is not real, but i've had things happen before. So i wrote a note to the girls mother and left in on the door step. your daughter was murdered by blank. Then i hid out at my uncles house in a horrible mental state for a week. The police arrested the girl, it was real but in my acidic state i pusshed the girls body into the ocean not thinking. They hardly fond any blood and no body for some reason. I'm almost sure this happened. The girls parents claim their child is missing and ran aay it's all over the news. I've been watching the case on tv half think it's a missing child half a murder. They let the girl off. So i was planning on gathering evidence and telling what happened. I figured the lsd would allow me to swee it win a wmore wclwear way i could handle it. So i took 9 hits it was good stuff hard to measure. i was out of it. We have a little prision and iimagined myself in it chardged with horrible crimes. I saw my friends ghost all scared wanting salvation and freedom saying she din't know she was dead. My other friend was saying in visio nshe din't realize what she done, she's not responsible some past life of hers did it. So then maybe far worse than what happened previously figuring i was goign to go to jail and innocent and in spiritual turmoil i also calculated that 3 prisoners at the local maximum security prision were in the same position i was in and if i could free them then once i got put in jail i would also be free by an outsider.
My uncle has a smassive bolt cutters. I wasn't sure about what i was goign to do i drove to the prision scoped it out. sat there for almost 4 hours. The guards worked in a pattern there was 3 and 1 hiddden one. I waited until the time if felt would work cut the 4 bars that would easily allo a grown man access. I was unnoticed the fence was out of the way the cuts were hard to see. I then dropped a handdcherif which symbolized a gang marking as well as a gold cross on teh spot. I figured the right 3 people would find it. I was nervous my freedom rested on this action> I then started thinking this was retarde this wasn't the right move. The deed was done. I sat on the hill and was goign to watch but figured if/once it happened so i bold as hell hid the lsd on a tree hid 9 hits in a gel cap in my nose walked into the prision vising cell. so i'm on record goig nin there used a false name but they had cameras. THis was day time they only had 1 hour of visitign 5 times a month and this was actually one of htose times i saw other people goign in and figureed it out. This made me think it was a sign i shoul dvisiti the "chosen prisioenr" the cuts in the posts would be discovered bu tit was low and covered by grass.
So i went in and actually ended up making out with some guy a total thug. They actually allow this in prision you can go into this little trallor on the side of the prision for 15 minutes. SO i dose the guy the lsd.which they din't check me 4 i knew htey wouldn't look up my nose it seemed like they might. The guy never took lsd before. I asked him if he was guilty of his crime. He told me no. I told him that he and 9 others were to escape to freedom the 3 rightful ones wouldn't get caught one would die and the rest return. I told him about the cut in the posts he din't beleive me. He also sort of knew i used lsd on him making out i broke it open and di it all in the open. I said it was a joke i was pretending to give him lsd to thank him for rocking my world. you have to show id to enter the prision and my name was on all kinds of watch lists they let me in as a trap so they could question me for the case. SO i was hanging out with this guy about 400 feet from this 20 foot fence. I could think of no reason to get away from teh security guards with my friends and help them. I knew i was in trouble. So here's the wierd part that to me validates lsd or validates the purpose. They put me in a holding cell they already have officers there. It was an outside interview one with a keypad lock on it. 9 digits. I started looking at th ekeypad and could like see which keys were pressesed i went to the keypad and started presseing keys in a possesed pattern in 5 mintues of pressing keys the door opened i figured it was someone comign to interview me or that peple were watching me via secreat cameras they probably were. So i weas outside hasd about 400 feet run to the post. I actually di it all non chaluantly as if i was a guard walking the yard. In the commotion i guess 5 people di escape unnoticed because i heard it on the news later. Google hawaii times.com then check prision escapes 3 were caught because they went to their parents house the day was 17 days ago. so the fence was bent up i went under it. Grabbed the lsd and ran not sure if they spotted me almost positive they did and assuemd armede assisans were covering me becuasi mentioend that to them earlier to give me space i said "they don't care if they die they're snipers" they came to kill anyone who comes into contact with me. But since i commited no crime they said they could legally only hold me in the interview room. AS i was walking out of the room i was like this guy wanwts wto mewewt me woutswide wi hawve infow fowr hiwwmw. wwwwww"thwe yarwd isw lockwew your wwnot gwoignw anyhere"
About 12 police cars were outside the prision The dogs can trace people anywhere. I figured if i was caught i'd go down in style i took about 6 more hits hid the rest on the side of this stream that was almost run dry. The guy from earlier came up in this beat up car i got in it and he took off to the marinia. I then cmae to a river caved in on the sides .covered myself in total mud i was goign to hide there for 3 days. but instead jumped on this boat. it's docked on the stream hotwired it. I learned how when i stole cars, same make up actually. Took off they knew it was me but had no boat to follow me. About3 minutes from an island i ditched the boat and set it on fire so they would not follow it to the island they might anyway. I swam to the island almsot drowning a bunhc of times. i put the lsd in a backpack in this airtight lunch box type box plastic holder it actually styaed good. So i got to the island hid for 3 days the dogs came twice but never foun dme. I tripped the hwole time, considering myself a legend. As if this was a hollywood story and not real, a bunch of itmes i convinced myself it wasn't real, then i'd remember bits and pieces. So i swam to another siland closer to the main land, i did this at dark made my way back to tihas where i lvfe dye my hair got new clothes broke into a store at night din't want to risk buying it. Got to the library to look up the story see about my involvement. I have a stolen computer with wi fi i'm not actually in the library. They say i'm the main suspect in the girls disapperence obviously possibly murder charges also i'm not charged with breaking out of prision. they figured the other guy orchestrated it and i was a dsitraction since i was obivously a suscpet goign into a jail and it would make the guards follow me instead. why would you put a prision but a harbor dumb. So then walking around this person was like try some woodrose. This slang term for this plant that has leaes you eat, it's like lsd so i was like why tr woodrose i was sent to give you a real expereince. He was like ok thinking i meant sexual. But instead i told him i had the real stuff. Showed him a few hits i put on now and laters, had no sweet tarts. He said he wanted 20 i was like only enough for now. He was like i do woodrose all the time i can handle it. I gave him 20 why argue.
so this guy starts walking on cars literally on thop of them, the cops came in about 4 secons. they swarmed afte him i ducked out i stpotted them coming sensed it. hid in this alley. Arrested this guy. i got away I figured it was only a matter of time before i would to go prision so i wanted to go out with a bang. Then a strange thing happened bam i was hit with this fact. You've done a massive amount of lsd the last 3 weeks were not real you never helped a guy break out of prision you never gave a kid 20 hits of lsd i was waiting fo rthe girls death to also be a tragiv acident. And i had a crazy ass memory 2 which i wasn't sure if they were real or not. a the girl did die and i killed her b. i was that girl and i was dead. SO i was freaking out i was still on way to much lsd around 22 hits. Then i was like this is karma for stealing the lsd. buit the girl actually still seems to be missing i'm not sure if anythings real or not anymore. I know this girl was we were friends i'm pretty sure i'm still alie. I doubt the prision break really happened because now i seew ho hard it would have been to unlock a keypad that did seem real it's wierd. Then i also start to think that really this messed up stuff called salvia which is actually why i came to this site cause i searched for it and this stie came up and it seemed like a sign. So it in combo with lsd made my friend kill my other friend and not realize she did it. How could this happen this is to messed up. I have to keep moving and i'll probably have to ditch this password and email i need \advice on what to do quick this is no joke. I'm not sure of the worse possible tripping situation but having 2 possible very serious crimes maybe 3 i'm goign to be charged with i'll go via stages of "this isn't real there's no way this isn't real " then other stages where i think other way worse stuff is happening Info? advice? Can people respond to these posts is this an email to yhatn. Someone tell me this isn't real or let me hang out at their place for a while.
there keeping the details of the case private the girls real name is Amadeo, Jahnesta i figure it's ok to tell it since it's in all the papes anyway. I'm not een sure what happend did the girl fall was she pushed i think she was pushed, Did she really deserve it? oh also i was constantly inhaling jenkem throughout the story and nothing except the last line is true including the last line.
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: truekimbo2]
#7671185 - 11/23/07 04:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Post of the year.
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: truekimbo2]
#7671378 - 11/23/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hahahaha, my favorite part is when you mistook Salvia for weed and smoked it near a cliff. You my dear are getting very close to being prime Darwin Award material
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disturbed
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first off no one can help you because this thread isn' official, second I thought you were leaving the shroomery because it sucked so bad?
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: disturbed]
#7671508 - 11/23/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think this is his actually story, it was a thread in the anonymous forum. I can imagine anyone actually believing it.
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: DeathCompany]
#7671542 - 11/23/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shit I believed it all, when we was kids we used to steal 20,000 hits of LSD and go on 3 month trips like every other weekend.
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: Adom]
#7671568 - 11/23/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha, and manage to hide 9 hits of liquid acid in your nose for future use.
Fuck (if i remember correctly) according to the story she stole 5000 hits of acid, had lesbian sex with her friends. Then one of her friends kills the other, she hides the body. Rats out her friend, stroles into prison, breaks out 9 people from prison, gets in a boat chase with the police, lives in the wild for a few days. gives a random guy drugs where cops looking for her show up and she escapes again. Insanely stupid.
Next thing you know she will run into Dog the racist bounty hunter, hold his wife hostage, and some how escapes by helicopter all while on 9 hits of acid.
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: DeathCompany]
#7671583 - 11/23/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's like nu-wave Benji!
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: Wysefool]
#7671611 - 11/23/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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So I hear Jenkem drains your bile so you get constipated and die. Is this true?
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Re: long story, i need help [Re: confusion]
#7671651 - 11/23/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you say the J-word you get hit with the banhammer
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