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    #7669723 - 11/23/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Weed and probation [Re: tjshokk46]
    #7669817 - 11/23/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

considering you only had a bit i would say your fine, just keep the liquids pourin in and pourin out, you cant get enough....good luck!


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: boomer q]
    #7669890 - 11/23/07 11:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Exercise and you might pass, if it's 50 you will pass if it's 15 you won't. Do they watch you whip your dick out to piss in the cup? If you go into the bathroom it's sooo easy to use fake piss. Put clean piss in an elmers glue bottle heat it in the microwave for 20 seconds before you leave to go take the test, tape it to your leg, and by the time you get there it will be the perfect temperature for the test. It will stay hot enough for 2 hours. :awesome:


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7670021 - 11/23/07 11:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Put clean piss in an elmers glue bottle heat it in the microwave for 20 seconds before you leave to go take the test, tape it to your leg, and by the time you get there it will be the perfect temperature for the test. It will stay hot enough for 2 hours. :awesome:




very good advice :thumbup:


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7670126 - 11/23/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Exercise and you might pass, if it's 50 you will pass if it's 15 you won't. Do they watch you whip your dick out to piss in the cup? If you go into the bathroom it's sooo easy to use fake piss. Put clean piss in an elmers glue bottle heat it in the microwave for 20 seconds before you leave to go take the test, tape it to your leg, and by the time you get there it will be the perfect temperature for the test. It will stay hot enough for 2 hours. :awesome:



thats very good to know.. excellent advice dude:thumbup:


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: xpl0de]
    #7670155 - 11/23/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

They do watch. Not only that, they have a mirror so they can see as if they was looking dead on. There's really no good contraption for my situation. There's that wizzinator or w/e but ... doesn't look real enough in my opinion.


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: tjshokk46]
    #7670378 - 11/23/07 12:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You'll probably be fine just jog once a day to keep your metabolism up and drink lots of water.


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: g00ru]
    #7671702 - 11/23/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

when i was getting tested i found drinking chugging a couple cups of vinegar a couple of hours before the piss test was really helpful especially when youve already been flushing yourself with lots of water...

also piss into the toilet first so you give a midstream sample, less thc in midstream then begining or end... if you can bring some bleach in a bottle and you can put some in your cup this shit really works just dont put too much...


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: tjshokk46]
    #7671797 - 11/23/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dude your not gunna pass. Goto mexico or canada ASAP don't let them catch you.

Also read the shroomery forums on 'passing piss tests' its been found that pretty much nothing but fake piss works, and most are myths that can get you seriously ill.


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Re: Weed and probation [Re: implee]
    #7671814 - 11/23/07 06:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

But you should be clean now btw...


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