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I saw Dane Cook live last night!
    #7666839 - 11/22/07 12:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I am such a huge fan of stand-up comedy but I've never been to a show.  I scored some tickets to his act last night in Philly.  :rockon:  I had such a blast!  I took the teacher's daughter (still just friends :lol: ) and our seats were like 20 ft from the stage.  The whole time I was there though I kept wishing it was me up on the stage, I can't imagine how that would feel to have that many people laughing at my jokes.  Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7666848 - 11/22/07 12:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:



Go for it.  Couldn't be any worse than Dane Cook.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7666850 - 11/22/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thats sweet you had a good time, live comedy is great.



That being said, i think dane cook is the biggest load of crap comedian out there. I really hate him, i think he's an arrogant fuck without the material to back up his ego. His shit is so weak, the only people who are convinced he's good are 16-20 year old chicks that wanna fuck his brains out.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Silversoul]
    #7666856 - 11/22/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:



Go for it.  Couldn't be any worse than Dane Cook.




nor as great as mitch :wink:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: elcharrosays]
    #7666860 - 11/22/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Mitch Hedberg was probably my favorite comedian. His delivery was priceless, when he was sober enough to actually deliver. For me he's right up there with old eddie murphy stand up and steve martin, although very different style from either of them. Plus i loved the subject matter that mitch talked about.

"I don't know much about cars..... I once rented a car and drove for ten miles with the emergency break on. That doesn't say much for me, but it sure as hell doesn't say much for the emergency break! It's like a make the car smell funny lever."


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7666861 - 11/22/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That guy is not funny at all.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: elcharrosays]
    #7666866 - 11/22/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't see why people think this guy is funny. He just has ADHD, like many other people. He's not funny. Only comics I've seen are Mitch Hedburg ('03) and Dave Chappelle ('05) and they both had me in stitches. I wouldn't see Dane Cook for free, I really can't stand the guy. Sorry.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7666868 - 11/22/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Who cook or hedberg?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sirharrynuggz]
    #7666873 - 11/22/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

He's barely more tolerable than that little bitch Ned Holness (Carlos).


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sirharrynuggz]
    #7666884 - 11/22/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I love dane cook. If you just listen to him his jokes are lame, but its his whole delivery and attitude that make it funny.



"I wonder who the first person was to get so pissed off that they were like, You just make me wanna, i just feel like i gotta, Aahhhhrg(gives the middle finger). Did they try other stuff too? Like suck my back man, suck my back!"

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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: opensaysme]
    #7666945 - 11/22/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My post's reply-to was to NewbieShroomie...so Dane Cook.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7667062 - 11/22/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you saw dane cook live?


what were you being punished for?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: john706]
    #7667345 - 11/22/07 03:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

hmm suck my back is not funny.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Silversoul]
    #7667351 - 11/22/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:



Go for it.  Couldn't be any worse than Dane Cook.




lol took it out my mouth


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: zSDMF]
    #7667382 - 11/22/07 03:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'd love to see pablo francisco live :yesnod:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7667439 - 11/22/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

shit id go see dane cook. he isnt THAT terrible and there would be plenty of pussy to drool over.

dane cook does mainly appeal to college sorority bitches and high schoolers, but i dont think he is that bad. ive definitely laughed at him in the past. i havent seen his new act, but im sure i will check it out with some weed sometime.

i feel like he is a popular figure to hate too...its easy to just point him out as a media whore. i dont really care though. if i were him id be loving every second of life.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7667593 - 11/22/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I saw Bill Maher in Baltimore, MD on November 11th. It was almost all material that I had heard before, but I expected that.








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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7668198 - 11/22/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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That guy is not funny at all.




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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sui]
    #7668200 - 11/22/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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"I wonder who the first person was to get so pissed off that they were like, You just make me wanna, i just feel like i gotta, Aahhhhrg(gives the middle finger). Did they try other stuff too? Like suck my back man, suck my back!"

-Dane Cook.




so fuckin brutal


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Noetical]
    #7668213 - 11/22/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

brutal?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: downforpot]
    #7668271 - 11/22/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah

brutal

as in "dane cook sucks so much shit.... the guy is just fuckin' brutal"

would you like the language of origin?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Noetical]
    #7668342 - 11/22/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

brutal makes him sound like he was cool or something.

When a guy gets owned in a rap or something real good, that's being brutal nigga.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7668367 - 11/22/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

nah i understood him.

when he said brutal i figured he meant that it fucking sucked and that it would be tough to even sit through that routine.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: opensaysme]
    #7668375 - 11/22/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

this is the first I've actually heard of mitch hedberg, hilarious stuff:



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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7668413 - 11/22/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Great video hahaha.

Thats why i said i like his subject matter.

"my friend was raising his right hand, swearing to prevent forest fires." :rofl2:

His style was really hilarious and very smart if you take it for what it is.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: opensaysme]
    #7668427 - 11/22/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"who can eat at a time like this??? people are missing..."

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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: opensaysme]
    #7668473 - 11/22/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dan cook is pretty awful... seinfeld is coming to my hometown but ticket prices will be through the roof. not worth it at all, i've seen enough of his stand up anyways to the point where its boring. the show never seems to get boring however.

i like the whole dane cook <--------------> hedberg spectrum

two complete opposite ends. hedberg is pure genius, dane cook is for dumbass 13 year olds


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Learyfan]
    #7668799 - 11/23/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I saw Bill Maher in Baltimore, MD on November 11th. It was almost all material that I had heard before, but I expected that.











Bill Maher's a fucking retard. Do I have a reason to dislike him? no, but I do so fuck all y'all hoes.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sui]
    #7669239 - 11/23/07 06:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I love dane cook. If you just listen to him his jokes are lame, but its his whole delivery and attitude that make it funny.

 





well, I  agree and dsagree at the same time.
Yes, his jokes are lame.

But  screaming and shaking does not enhance your punchline or comedic timing/delivery.

Carlin screams, but hes a genius.
Lewis Black screams, and hes evolving into a genius.
Even Chris Rock screams, buts he's already funny as all get out.

Dane cook screams, and looks out into the audience like "Are they gonna laugh at this?!?:what:

Its terrible* to watch, sorry brah.

or should I say br00tal.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7669545 - 11/23/07 09:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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dane cook does mainly appeal to college sorority bitches and high schoolers, but i dont think he is that bad. ive definitely laughed at him in the past. i havent seen his new act, but im sure i will check it out with some weed sometime.





The pussy there was off the hoook.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7669555 - 11/23/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Daniel Tosh is funny as hell.


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    #7669558 - 11/23/07 09:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

&feature=related

:lol:

Dane Cook has his moments though--you can't compare him to the greats, but he has some good material imo--and probably a massive ego and too much fame per unit of talent. :shrug:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Noviseer]
    #7669646 - 11/23/07 10:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha,

was that a mad tv sketch of him or something?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7669648 - 11/23/07 10:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I :lol:'ed.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7669832 - 11/23/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dane cook likes it from the backdoor :gayflag: george lopez is pretty funny I think, he makes a lot of joke about mexicans that are funny as hell. :thumbup:

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&feature=related

:lol:

Dane Cook has his moments though--you can't compare him to the greats, but he has some good material imo--and probably a massive ego and too much fame per unit of talent. :shrug:




You think that's funny? What a queer.. I can't believe I paused my music to listen to that.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7669940 - 11/23/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Daniel Tosh if you've never heard him:

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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: downforpot]
    #7670219 - 11/23/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That dude does a good dane cook impression.

Whenever i see cook perform i just wanna find a pipe or 2x4 to smack him in the face with so that he'll stop jumping fucking all over the place and just sit down nd shut up.


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