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I saw Dane Cook live last night!
    #7666839 - 11/22/07 12:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I am such a huge fan of stand-up comedy but I've never been to a show.  I scored some tickets to his act last night in Philly.  :rockon:  I had such a blast!  I took the teacher's daughter (still just friends :lol: ) and our seats were like 20 ft from the stage.  The whole time I was there though I kept wishing it was me up on the stage, I can't imagine how that would feel to have that many people laughing at my jokes.  Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7666848 - 11/22/07 12:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:



Go for it.  Couldn't be any worse than Dane Cook.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7666850 - 11/22/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thats sweet you had a good time, live comedy is great.



That being said, i think dane cook is the biggest load of crap comedian out there. I really hate him, i think he's an arrogant fuck without the material to back up his ego. His shit is so weak, the only people who are convinced he's good are 16-20 year old chicks that wanna fuck his brains out.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Silversoul]
    #7666856 - 11/22/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:



Go for it.  Couldn't be any worse than Dane Cook.




nor as great as mitch :wink:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: elcharrosays]
    #7666860 - 11/22/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Mitch Hedberg was probably my favorite comedian. His delivery was priceless, when he was sober enough to actually deliver. For me he's right up there with old eddie murphy stand up and steve martin, although very different style from either of them. Plus i loved the subject matter that mitch talked about.

"I don't know much about cars..... I once rented a car and drove for ten miles with the emergency break on. That doesn't say much for me, but it sure as hell doesn't say much for the emergency break! It's like a make the car smell funny lever."


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7666861 - 11/22/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That guy is not funny at all.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: elcharrosays]
    #7666866 - 11/22/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't see why people think this guy is funny. He just has ADHD, like many other people. He's not funny. Only comics I've seen are Mitch Hedburg ('03) and Dave Chappelle ('05) and they both had me in stitches. I wouldn't see Dane Cook for free, I really can't stand the guy. Sorry.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7666868 - 11/22/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Who cook or hedberg?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sirharrynuggz]
    #7666873 - 11/22/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

He's barely more tolerable than that little bitch Ned Holness (Carlos).


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sirharrynuggz]
    #7666884 - 11/22/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I love dane cook. If you just listen to him his jokes are lame, but its his whole delivery and attitude that make it funny.



"I wonder who the first person was to get so pissed off that they were like, You just make me wanna, i just feel like i gotta, Aahhhhrg(gives the middle finger). Did they try other stuff too? Like suck my back man, suck my back!"

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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: opensaysme]
    #7666945 - 11/22/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My post's reply-to was to NewbieShroomie...so Dane Cook.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7667062 - 11/22/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you saw dane cook live?


what were you being punished for?


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: john706]
    #7667345 - 11/22/07 03:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

hmm suck my back is not funny.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Silversoul]
    #7667351 - 11/22/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe I should finally start putting together my act and get out there and do it.  :shrug: :sip:



Go for it.  Couldn't be any worse than Dane Cook.




lol took it out my mouth


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: zSDMF]
    #7667382 - 11/22/07 03:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'd love to see pablo francisco live :yesnod:


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7667439 - 11/22/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

shit id go see dane cook. he isnt THAT terrible and there would be plenty of pussy to drool over.

dane cook does mainly appeal to college sorority bitches and high schoolers, but i dont think he is that bad. ive definitely laughed at him in the past. i havent seen his new act, but im sure i will check it out with some weed sometime.

i feel like he is a popular figure to hate too...its easy to just point him out as a media whore. i dont really care though. if i were him id be loving every second of life.


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Newbie]
    #7667593 - 11/22/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I saw Bill Maher in Baltimore, MD on November 11th. It was almost all material that I had heard before, but I expected that.








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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7668198 - 11/22/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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That guy is not funny at all.




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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: sui]
    #7668200 - 11/22/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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"I wonder who the first person was to get so pissed off that they were like, You just make me wanna, i just feel like i gotta, Aahhhhrg(gives the middle finger). Did they try other stuff too? Like suck my back man, suck my back!"

-Dane Cook.




so fuckin brutal


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Re: I saw Dane Cook live last night! [Re: Noetical]
    #7668213 - 11/22/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

brutal?


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