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InvisibleMistaUNGA
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the after-sex feeling
    #7657655 - 11/20/07 02:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

the after-sex feeling...

most often, it is the best feeling ever. for a couple in love, looking into each other's eyes right after sex is a great feeling. for a pirate who swangers a little whore in the butt, it's a great feeling.

and sometimes it's awkward. like if you get it in her eye. girls don't seem to like that. but if they say it's ok to do it (or even if it's not), they know what risk they take. some men dribble and some men shoot!!

he likes to shoot.

and then there's the bad after sex. ewwww. i really just did THAT? god i need a shower! and so forth.

discuss.


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Re: the after-sex feeling [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #7657765 - 11/20/07 04:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hahaha, I know those feelings...

The last one is hilarious - its the exit that you know you'll be laughing at with mates over a couple of beers next weekend! eg: Woke up nude in some randoms place [as you do], and the walls were covered in disturbing posters...like what you might see in the artistic cognitive-therapy section of a mental institution. And I thought this chick had painted these herself...*gulp*.

Throw on the clothes, ask where the door is, and open it. Fuck, its raining. "Ok, cya" I walk out into the rain and as far away from the palce as I could.

Hahahaha, big laugh later on with some mates speculating what drove the girl to cover her bedroom in such whacked pictures...


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Re: the after-sex feeling [Re: boingkster]
    #7657998 - 11/20/07 07:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's a weird feeling sometimes, and sometimes you realize you made a mistake right when you aren't horny anymore haha!!


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Re: the after-sex feeling [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7658120 - 11/20/07 08:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Girls don't like cum in their eyes because it stings!  :eek: 

Aim for her hair or mouth or something else.


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Re: the after-sex feeling [Re: mushbaby]
    #7658188 - 11/20/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I imagine all those millions of sperm wiggling about and trying to burrow into the eyeball can't be too pleasant of a feeling.


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Re: the after-sex feeling [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #7658245 - 11/20/07 09:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Usually I feel bad and give them a ride back to the middle school.













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Actually I usually just want to smoke a bowl and go to sleep.


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