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MrSinister
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Mike Tyson's DUI sentence
#7655990 - 11/19/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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MESA, Ariz. (Nov. 19) - Mike Tyson was sentenced Monday to 24 hours in jail and three years' probation for drug possession and driving under the influence. The former heavyweight champion had pleaded guilty in September to a single felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor DUI count.
Jesus, what the fuck happned to this guy?? He use to be the best fighter in the world at one time.
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: MrSinister]
#7659189 - 11/20/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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well #1 hes fucked up in the head, he's an animal and wanted to eat his opponents children. secondly he's just a dumb motherfucker and people took advantage of him. he was an immature animal that has the psyche of a child yet the body of a boxer. guys fucked up, he was was nasty in his time though. this pretty much sums him up though.
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: MrSinister]
#7659410 - 11/20/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The guy's always been a fucking animal. I don't even know if he's a homo sapien.
EDIT: I bet if you called him a homo sapien he'd think you're calling him a faggot
Edited by WhiskeyClone (11/20/07 03:13 PM)
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Jadian
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: MrSinister]
#7659464 - 11/20/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Sheriff here is so pissed off he only gets Tyson for a day
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: MrSinister]
#7659922 - 11/20/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
MrSinister said:
Jesus, what the fuck happned to this guy?? He use to be the best fighter in the world at one time.
He fired his white management because they were white and hooked up with Don King because he was black.
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7660055 - 11/20/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said: The guy's always been a fucking animal. I don't even know if he's a homo sapien.
EDIT: I bet if you called him a homo sapien he'd think you're calling him a faggot

And relativexistance that video is fantastic.
" I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot."
I knew he was wacked out, but this is great shit.. Mike is gone.
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Edited by MrSinister (11/20/07 06:11 PM)
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: MrSinister]
#7660180 - 11/20/07 06:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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one to many hits to the head i think, he has been getting dumber and dumber for years
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whattheheck
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: Jadian]
#7660379 - 11/20/07 07:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh how I do not miss breaking laws in Sheriff Joe's territory 
As far as Tyson goes, I have heard him say some amazingly intelligent and deep things. And yes, I am serious. On the other hand, he has shown that he truly lives AS (not like, but AS) an animal a great deal of the time. It's crazy.
I believe he may be one of the 3 or 4 people I've encountered in my life that is completely bi-polar and needs a LOT of real medication.
Of course that ruins him as a boxer, and he self medicates in a number of ways.
I feel sorry for him. I really do.
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: whattheheck]
#7660820 - 11/20/07 09:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh no he didn't!! Tyson broke the law in Sheriff Joe's territory??
Ahahaha!!! That's hilarious!!
Now he gets to spend time in a tent city in the scorching heat while wearing the jail-issued pink underwear and black-and-white striped jumpsuit!! Ahaha.
*prays photos are forthcoming*
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: zorbman]
#7660851 - 11/20/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You gotta admit that Joe is a true original wacko American genius.
Years ago, when I was at ASU (not going mind you, just hanging out there and partying with friends who were paying $20,000+ to flunk out) everybody was looking out for Joe and his "posse". It was a trip to come from a place where being drunk and peeing outside was common to the same action being a $300.00 ticket and a day in jail. Every illegal action of urination became something of a big time risk in our 18 year old lives now that I look back on it.
A friend had to go and break rocks at an Indian jail set up on the week ends for his 2nd DUI. They put him in a striped suit and ball & chain.
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: whattheheck]
#7660932 - 11/20/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn man you're starting to scare me, I've been able to keep out of trouble down here. I know what you mean about the hanging out with friends going to ASU, I have a lot of buddies living next to the school with students who have no intentions of going whatsoever.
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: Jadian]
#7661050 - 11/20/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tyson's ALWAYS been fucked up in the head. Don't you know he's also a rapist?
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: Maverick]
#7662097 - 11/21/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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and a cannibal
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whattheheck
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Re: Mike Tyson's DUI sentence [Re: Jadian]
#7665592 - 11/22/07 02:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, I figured I could spend my $20,000.00 on partying instead of a mediocre education. I could get that back home for 2 grand. And let's be honest, almost every 18 year old is there to party not go to school.
I had a friend who punched a police horse during the Halloween party on Mill one year. He ran away, and swung from a vine at one point to get away, and he did. One of the craziest things I've ever seen. Southern Comfort does that to a guy I guess.
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