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Women with Large Hips and small waists
    #7654886 - 11/19/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

think hourglass figure.

A bizarre new study out finds a link between women's figures and their IQ . Results show women with hourglass figures tend to be smarter and have more intelligent kids. Scientists claim it has something to do with omega-3 fatty acids and a woman's waist to hip ratio. They have even come up with an outline calculator to help ladies figure out where they stand.

A pregnant Jennifer Lopez apparently has the right formula to deliver the next Einstein. That from a new study that shows a woman and her child's intelligence are tied to the size of mom's hips and waist.

Resident: "That's kind of crazy to me."

Resident: "Is this really a study?"

It is. A test of 16,000 women revealed those with "Playboy bunny-like" dimensions are not only smarter, but tend to have smarter kids.

Dr. Lassek came up with the "waist to hip ratio" divide the waist size by the hip size. The smaller the number, the smarter the woman. Take J-Lo for example, with a waist of 26 inches and hips of 39 inches, the result is pretty low, and according to the study, pretty smart. Researchers believe its because of omega-3 fatty acids which gather around fuller hips and thighs.

Dr. Petros Levounis, St. Luke's-Roosevelt: "There is some evidence these days to suggest that omega 3 fatty acids are correlated with better brain function."

So not only do these women score higher on tests, so do their kids.

Cary Linzey: "I just think I am smart because I have it, but of course not everyone buys the body to brain connection."

Resident: "I've met some pretty smart bigger chicks."

Resident: "I don't see how more hips is going to make you smarter?"

But the survey suggests otherwise, so next time you wonder how smart someone like J-Lo is, the answer may be in her curves.


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: California]
    #7654986 - 11/19/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Dr. Petros Levounis, St. Luke's-Roosevelt: "There is some evidence these days to suggest that omega 3 fatty acids are correlated with better brain function."





That seems like a strech.

Could be a billion reasons for that.

My girlfriend is pretty smart...


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: California]
    #7655460 - 11/19/07 03:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

considering, as a species, human females got shafted when it comes to childbirth. so few animals (even most primates) have little to no difficulty giving birth. still don't completely understand the evolutionary benefits of smaller hips, other than maybe energy requirements when not pregnant/nursing, and that human infants' brains are able to develop outside the womb as opposed to other primates whose offsprings' brains are almost fully developed at birth...which allows us to develop our brains more

so yea, larger hips would mean the baby's head and brain size could be larger which means the child could be smarter if they continue to develop


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: demiu5]
    #7655481 - 11/19/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I love voluptuous women!


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: Kristian]
    #7655552 - 11/19/07 04:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds hawt to me.


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: California]
    #7656114 - 11/19/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So much for "beautiful on the inside."


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: California]
    #7656432 - 11/19/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Heard on the street:

Guy 1: Wow!  Did you see that girl!
Guy 2: Yeah, she looked really...smart!!

:lol:

(BTW, my waist-to-hip ratio is .68  :naughty:)


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Re: Women with Large Hips and small waists [Re: California]
    #7658000 - 11/20/07 07:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Large hips and small waists are a sign of healthy hormones and fertility. That's why males are instinctively attracted to these characteristics. Other than being genetically healthier than girls who don't have a good waist-hip ratio, girls with these features tend to be treated better socially, have a better self-esteem and therefore have better mental health.. it's likely a combination of these factors.

http://www.yongfook.com/2006/06/29/10-beautiful-women-who-are-way-more-intelligent-than-you/


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