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OfflineVisionsToReality
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O my god, just had to break in.
    #7654354 - 11/19/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So I step outta my door and close it while it's locked...in my PJs, and socks. Both sets of apt. keys are inside. Landlord had already driven me key set number 2 a few weeks ago when I lost my first set, but later found em. So I obviously didn't wanna call the landlord, and smacked the door with my ass pretty hard. The thing is like balsa wood, it's freakin weak, so it busted in. Now I have a cracked door but it still has a working deadbolt, and a bent and useless knob.

Apparently, doors are pretty expensive. Fuckin damnit! LOL. My ass still hurts, 15 mins later.


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So when you're ridin' through the ruts,
Don't you complicate your mind.

Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy
Don't bury your thoughts,
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Offlineemilbus
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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7654363 - 11/19/07 11:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ive done this plenty of times, lucky for me i can get through a locked window, half the time. (good thing i was a coke head with no money when i was younger or else i would be fucked now when i needed to get into a locked house)


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7654371 - 11/19/07 11:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hate the phrase "o my god" 

:rockets:


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7654444 - 11/19/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

MIT Guide to Lock Picking

and no, lock "picks" are not really needed. If you can't find anything to pick with around the outside of your place, it's time to go knocking on the neighbors doors :wink:


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: trendal]
    #7654461 - 11/19/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

bump key


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7654465 - 11/19/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That happened to me once just under a year ago, I was stuck outside with just jeans on at 4 in the morning, and it was 30 degrees. Had to bust in through my window.


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: Ego Death]
    #7654628 - 11/19/07 12:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ego Death said:
bump key




If you forget your keys...you're not likely to have a bump key on you :wink:

Bump keys are fast, that's where their advantage lies.

Knowing how to pick a lock is a great advantage. If that were me locked out of my house, I would spend the 10-15 minutes it usually takes me to find/fashion some lock picks and get the door open properly. No busted door or broken window required.


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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: trendal]
    #7654673 - 11/19/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have a bolt lock on my door so this doesn't happen.


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7654687 - 11/19/07 01:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The shroomery of lock picking:

http://lockpicking101.com


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7654701 - 11/19/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Rustifer said:
I have a bolt lock on my door so this doesn't happen.




Bolt lock? You mean you have a deadbolt on your door?

They're no harder to pick than a lock thats in the door handle. I've got one too and, yes, I can pick it. First time trying it took 5 minutes.


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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: trendal]
    #7654790 - 11/19/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Lol, but it is hard to lock yourself out of the house with a deadbolt, trendal


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: circularvortex]
    #7654802 - 11/19/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:foreheadslap:

Oh yeah...


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.


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OfflineVisionsToReality
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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: trendal]
    #7654955 - 11/19/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dudes, my ass still hurts!! lol


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Life is one big road with lots of signs,
So when you're ridin' through the ruts,
Don't you complicate your mind.

Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy
Don't bury your thoughts,
Put your vision to reality, yeah!


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Re: O my god, just had to break in. [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7655935 - 11/19/07 05:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

We once got locked out of our apartment block. The inside doors were made of a thick frame but with a thin panneling squares, a bit like a chess board but only about 8 squares per door. So we asked the neighbours for a pair of pliers and a screwdriver and pulled out the nails in the panelling.

Then a light tap and out came a neat square of wood. After that is was easy, just reach inside and open the door. Then another 2 minutes to renail the panelling in and hey presto.

I couldn't stop laughing all through the process, it was so simple.


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