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Re: i want kids [Re: Yrtlzmo]
    #7657680 - 11/20/07 03:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i wouldn't want to ever have children. I think bringing a child into the world is morally irresponsible, as the child will grow up to feel nothing but pain and exhaustion. I know I'm still pissed that my parents brought me here in the first place, and my dad's definitely pretty remorseful.

I wouldn't want to inflict life on anything. Not even a fish. Why do it to a human?

As for "instilling your values", that shit won't work. Kids are independent people and they will have their own values, which will most likely be in direct conflict with yours.

Plus they're draining, you never have any time to yourself, and they always end up hating you for ruining their childhood and bringing them into this shitty planet.

Don't have kids.


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Re: i want kids [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7657696 - 11/20/07 03:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOL :lolz0rz:

are you serious?

you act like life is a punishment for wandering souls.
(ZOMG somebody had sex!!!! to prison you go free soul!!!:crankey:)


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    #7657707 - 11/20/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: i want kids [Re: Yrtlzmo]
    #7657743 - 11/20/07 03:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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are you serious?

you act like life is a punishment for wandering souls.
(ZOMG somebody had sex!!!! to prison you go free soul!!!:crankey:)




life is a punishment for wandering souls. when we have spent enough time alive, we will leave. that's not to say life isn't fun sometimes, but on the whole, yes, it does tend to suck. I don't think it's wrong to have sex, but you should be protected and know where the local abortion clinic is.


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    kriminalelement said:
    As for "instilling your values", that shit won't work. Kids are independent people and they will have their own values, which will most likely be in direct conflict with yours.




Tell that to the millions of religious people in the world.




i have. I come from a very religious background. Obviously it didn't work with me, or my sister, or ANY of my cousins. A child is an individual, not a piece of putty you can fuck around with and bend every which way. At the base, trying to "instill your values" is egotistical and disrespectful.

But whatever, let's all pat ourselves on the back. Aren't humans just GREAT. Aren't children just little miracles?

Having a child is as much of a miracle as eating a sandwich and taking a shit. ~BH


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Re: i want kids [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7657757 - 11/20/07 03:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ooooooops sorry, i rained on the procreation parade.

here's to knocking up poor, stupid hos:

:chugbeer:


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Re: i want kids [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7657761 - 11/20/07 04:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you have much to learn.

it is not egotistical nor disrespectful to let your children know what ideas and values have helped you through life. are all of your parents values negative? they never taught you not to fart in public, or not to bite the hand that feeds you?

these are values that are definitely not egotistical of selfish to instill on your child.

do you have a little bro/sis?

i have watched 3 of my younger brothers grow up and i tell you its pretty fucking cool.
children are the only thing we have in this world that is pure and full of potential.

and good parenting is not telling your kids "hey learn these values"

but rather they learn from watching you. i tell you the tricks i have learned from my parents have gotten me very far in life up to date.

btw, i believe that with each new baby is a new consciousness, not some reincarnation. this consciousness will die when the baby dies. not wander the universe. maybe join a collective consciousness where all is one, but definitely not a lone soul.

i find your outlook on children to be very depressing and i have had so many girls tell me this same load of crap over and over. i think u are all just afraid to squeeze one out, or god forbid take care of something other than yourselves. having children is the ultimate act of selflessness for your life is no longer about you, but your children.

please think about the children, they are not your enemy.


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    #7657777 - 11/20/07 04:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: i want kids [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7657799 - 11/20/07 04:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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dutchmushroom said:
yep unlike most other guys my age i really really want kids,

i will be 24 next month and i don't have a girl friend or any girls i am even interested in,

im pretty ok in the looks department, and im pretty smart and willing to learn, and also have a prety nice personality, i work out and run every week day (got to chill on the weekends) and i am a hippie, and thats what noramlly turns girls off, they don't like that i do weed and other psychedelics ,

but im kinda sad today, becuase when i was like 13 or 14 somewere around there i really wanted to be maried and have kids by the time i was 24, there is n0o way that can happen now,

its really hard to find a nice hippie girl in the mid alantic nbowa days (virginia) 


i just want to settle down with a nice hippie girl (and by hippie i mean a nice girl who shares my interestes (pscyhedelics and free love like the old days)

i dont know whats wrong with me but what ever it is im getting pissed about it!

sorry i had to be all mad at you guys aND SEND so many bad vibes and all but im drunk and feeling a little self loathing :frown:

sorry to bog you all down with my retarded ass's problems


peace out Dm





Sober up.

Why do you get fucked off your gourd and decide to procreate?


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Re: i want kids [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7657812 - 11/20/07 04:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: i want kids [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7658112 - 11/20/07 08:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The only fault I see in your argument DM is the part about having 3 kids with a woman and choosing a relationship with free love involved. How can you be sure those children were yours?

I think kids are great but I wouldn't rush into a decision that once made can't be unmade.

But it's important to know what you want out of life.


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Re: i want kids [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7658116 - 11/20/07 08:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

peace out bsg


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Re: i want kids [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7658194 - 11/20/07 09:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm 19 and I want kids.

Just the idea of a mini-me is awesome I think.

Also, I will force them to play instruments from a young age so they become virtuoso's and can buy me a nice mansion when I'm older.


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Re: i want kids [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7658212 - 11/20/07 09:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

cool

peace out bsg


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Re: i want kids [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7658223 - 11/20/07 09:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:tensegrin:


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Re: i want kids [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7658414 - 11/20/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i find your outlook on children to be very depressing and i have had so many girls tell me this same load of crap over and over. i think u are all just afraid to squeeze one out, or god forbid take care of something other than yourselves. having children is the ultimate act of selflessness for your life is no longer about you, but your children.

please think about the children, they are not your enemy.




WONT SOMEBODY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?????

Good lord. Did you get whacked over the head with a misogyny stick today? Is the only route to being selfless for women HAVING BABIES? If you read my posts (which you didn't, I clearly state I have siblings) I don't intimate that children are the enemies of adults.

What I am implying is that ADULTS are so fucked up that they are the enemy of children. I've seen many female friends raped by their close relatives, their dates, their boyfriends, their fathers, abused and kicked around and given no love, driven to addiction and suicide, that there is no way I would ever have children. I've seen this happen to male friends too, but their drive to poke holes in condoms and tie women up in a kitchen on a four-foot chain seems to supersede their past experiences.


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Re: i want kids [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7658431 - 11/20/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

and fuck you for thinking my well founded opinions stem from a lack of knowledge. has it ever occurred to you that other people's opinions might be valid, even if they're in disagreement with yours?

Oh please, wise man-master, teach me EVERYTHING you know about childbearing! You know better what is good for me! I guess I won't have to think anymore. Thanks!!!!!!

Good luck finding a nice chick to pump out your babies. OOOOOH, is she ever going to get fat.

And her pussy will get so wide you'll never feel it when you fuck her. After the first few it'll be a natural deterrent.


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Re: i want kids [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7658729 - 11/20/07 11:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Phumfeinz said:
I'm 19 and I want kids.

Just the idea of a mini-me is awesome I think.

Also, I will force them to play instruments from a young age so they become virtuoso's and can buy me a nice mansion when I'm older.




i had that same idea until i realized my parents tried to force me to play guitar when i was like 6, but i hated it just for the fact that i was being forced to do it...

i picked the guitar up later myself and i love it


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Re: i want kids [Re: razmablues]
    #7658747 - 11/20/07 11:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ok, so not force per say, but gently nudge in the right direction.


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Re: i want kids [Re: razmablues]
    #7658750 - 11/20/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wow, thats kinda funny

peace out bsg


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Re: i want kids [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7658762 - 11/20/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ahahaha i just have this image of this deadhead parents yelling at his kiD, "jam MOTHERFUCKER, JAM!!!!:crankey:


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