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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: fucking burglars... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7653465 - 11/19/07 03:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
You should pull a Home Alone thing. Like he opens the window and a blowtorch fires into his face. Or he opens a door and an axe swings downwards to his face. Marbles are good too.






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Re: fucking burglars... [Re: lysergicide]
    #7653509 - 11/19/07 04:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If you're in Florida it's A-OK to shoot him in the face, if he's in your home.


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InvisibleEllisDSox
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Re: fucking burglars... [Re: lysergicide]
    #7653582 - 11/19/07 05:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Lie in wait for him, then just steal the guy's clothes and tape him to the street naked. Leave him there overnight.


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