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OfflinecoulterIV
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I got laid tonight
    #7652336 - 11/18/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

SUNday is the best day. the sex tonight wasn't the best.

I am a born again virgin. Peace


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652367 - 11/18/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wow man, telling us is one thing.

starting a post in the pub to tell us is another.

I'd probably be excited too though.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Jeebies]
    #7652410 - 11/18/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you make no sense


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652427 - 11/18/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ok
welcome to my life everyday


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7652439 - 11/18/07 08:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i apologize

stoned post doesn't make sense.

sorry for the confusion.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Jeebies]
    #7652511 - 11/18/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My apologies im in a bad mood.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7652557 - 11/18/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thats the thing about living in the city. So much focus is put on finding a girl to be with. I had to post this to make sure i can stay centered and stop searching for love outside of myself, how immature. Too much time has been spent on the phone juggling too many girls at once i am missing opportunities to know the divine NOW. I would rather eat my raw chocolate listen to good music and jump up and down.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652591 - 11/18/07 08:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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...i am missing opportunities to know the divine NOW.  I would rather eat my raw chocolate listen to good music and jump up and down.




:ilold: ??????


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: freddurgan]
    #7652613 - 11/18/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

chocolate is the best *drug*


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652619 - 11/18/07 08:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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coulterIV said:
chocolate is the best *drug*




i thought pussy was


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652622 - 11/18/07 08:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

talking about eating your own chocolate in a thread about getting laid must mean you were the bottom


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7652638 - 11/18/07 08:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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talking about eating your own chocolate in a thread about getting laid must mean you were the bottom




the girl is into tantra so i was on top, bottom, in a back bend, but i had a horrible realization, and now i have to get serious


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652645 - 11/18/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i don't know whether or not to laugh


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7652651 - 11/18/07 08:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i might cry


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652655 - 11/18/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I just shit myself.  :crankey:


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652659 - 11/18/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

this thread is stupid
i'm never coming back ever again




LAWL


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #7652679 - 11/18/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I just shit myself.  :crankey:




2girls1cup dot com

on another not would you insuffulate your own pee to clear your sinuses?


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652695 - 11/18/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Thats the thing about living in the city. So much focus is put on finding a girl to be with.




Why does living in the city make you focus on finding a girl to be with? Does society look down on you for being single? Or are you just trying to do what just about everyone else is doing? I'm not trying to be a dick, I really want to know. I'm always curious about why so many people feel its so necessary to be involved in a romantic relationship. All my single friends are constantly searching for a partner and all my friends that are in relationships will instantly begin the search again at the moment of a break-up.

And those are just guys I'm talking about. Females (in general) are so much worse. Why can't they live without a boyfriend. Its such a turnoff for me when it becomes clear how dependent a girl is on having a boyfriend. I've seen a good few occasions where a girl's neediness scares away the guy she's after and then she sobs and cries "This always happens to me. Nothing ever works out for me". Its a shame and they are totally blind to it.

There are other things to enjoy in life. I think people should spend less time chasing love and more time being creative, developing their talents, learning new skills, pondering spirituality and philosophy. We've all got these big ol' brains, lets see what they can do.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: BoneMan]
    #7652725 - 11/18/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have been single my entire life. A life of solidarity, for me, is a life of clarity. No one to upset the equilibrium. It is quite lonely though. Time goes on.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Tangerines]
    #7652753 - 11/18/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

are you a virgin?




and yes, i lied.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Tangerines]
    #7652762 - 11/18/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thats fine if that's what you want. I agree with the part about no one upsetting the equilibrium.

As for me, I usually take a year between relationships. Not because I try to wait that long, but because thats usually how long it takes for me to happen upon a new girlfriend since I don't actively seek one out.

This is not always the case but I observe that the people who go through the most relationships, flings and affairs are typically unhappy, never satisfied and have the low self esteem. I'm sure everyone here knows someone that fits the description.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: BoneMan]
    #7652763 - 11/18/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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There are other things to enjoy in life. I think people should spend less time chasing love and more time being creative, developing their talents, learning new skills, pondering spirituality and philosophy. We've all got these big ol' brains, lets see what they can do.




Thanks brother this is just what i am trying to say. I think it is the simple fact that not many people know what to do with their free time. *They* spend their sundays in front of the tv while I spend it in the sun. The pressure comes from all angles. Society wants us to not be content. The constant search in the outer world when the search should be an inner quest.

Not only are girls worse but the group mind especially in high school is stay skinny drink alcohol and get a boyfriend. For guys that age it is get fucked up and get bitches.

College is a little different girls stop caring as much to what people think. The girls that do still care are the ones having a bad time and are depressed. But still it seems that the people in long term relationships are looked up to. But thats bullshit anyway because the next step after college for relationships is marriage.

The genetic mind these days along with society is toxic. The few that have decided to think and feel outside the box are steadily leading the way.

I have found my gifts and do want to share them in a positive uplifting way that can benefit the mass consciousness instead of just my ego.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: coulterIV]
    #7652779 - 11/18/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yea I am a virgin. I do not want to come off as an angsty person, but many people do not 'get me.' My thought process is very analytical and I try to soak up everything as possible. I like to go with the flow and in my experience, it is hard to get laid in a college scenario by just flowin. You gotta actually put forth alot of effort and I do not have that effort.

Don't get me wrong, I would love a girlfriend or even just a one night stand. There honeslty is no reason I should be a virgin. I am in no way ugly or fat and I have a good personality. I realize it is my fault I am a virgin and no one elses, but as I said life goes on so im not going to dwell on anything ever and get buried in the sands of time and not be able to find my way back.(I have done this)


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Tangerines]
    #7652847 - 11/18/07 09:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Yea I am a virgin. I do not want to come off as an angsty person, but many people do not 'get me.'




I know how that is. Many people really don't get me either but over years of watching and listening to others social interactions and conversations I've learned how not to seem weird. People can still tell I'm different somehow but they perceive it as an attractive trait. Being so good looking skews people's opinions of me like that.

I mostly get laid on account of my looks and my guitar playing. I have an unfair advantage in that light, since there is minimal effort involved. Its actually much more stressful for me to turn down a girl that I'm not attracted to. Usually, my "I don't like you" body language is enough to send the signal. I hate having to verbally explain it.

But anyway, I'd probably still be a virgin too if I had been born ugly.


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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: Tangerines]
    #7652855 - 11/18/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Yea I am a virgin. I do not want to come off as an angsty person, but many people do not 'get me.' My thought process is very analytical and I try to soak up everything as possible. I like to go with the flow and in my experience, it is hard to get laid in a college scenario by just flowin. You gotta actually put forth alot of effort and I do not have that effort.

Don't get me wrong, I would love a girlfriend or even just a one night stand. There honeslty is no reason I should be a virgin. I am in no way ugly or fat and I have a good personality. I realize it is my fault I am a virgin and no one elses, but as I said life goes on so im not going to dwell on anything ever and get buried in the sands of time and not be able to find my way back.(I have done this)




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Re: I got laid tonight [Re: BoneMan]
    #7652857 - 11/18/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well from what I have been told I am not ugly. I have had a few good looking girls into me but it usually dissipates due to my apathy and a general 'I don't care' vibe to me. It will come. I am not worried at the quickness I get laid. I always have mary jane anyways.


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