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Anonymous #1

An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint
    #7649561 - 11/17/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I didnt want to offend any of you fucktards out there who do this so this had to be in the anonomous forum.

Your smoking a joint and the thing starts to run a little bit, well, I cant stand the fucktard who puts spit on their finger and then puts it on the doobie trying to stop it from running further.

It just pisses me off.

Nuff said.


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Anonymous #2

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7649573 - 11/17/07 11:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

why you wanna go kill him for
he just be trying to help is all


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Anonymous #1

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7649587 - 11/17/07 11:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno man, when it happens sometimes Ive just been like " dude wtf are you doing to my fucking joint!?"

Its not helpful at all, they just dont know howto smoke a doobie. Smoke the thing correctly, dont put all your slobber all over my doob..


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Anonymous #2

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7649604 - 11/17/07 11:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

next time beat them to the slob

i prefer  :bongload:


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Anonymous #3

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7649655 - 11/18/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if you do it right, it stops the run.


frankly, you should probably just learn how to fucking roll a joint properly so it doesn't fucking run in the FIRST place, before you go on bitching about people who fix your fuckups.


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Anonymous #1

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7649669 - 11/18/07 12:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
if you do it right, it stops the run.


frankly, you should probably just learn how to fucking roll a joint properly so it doesn't fucking run in the FIRST place, before you go on bitching about people who fix your fuckups.




I can roll a joint in a fucking tornado if i had to. i never have any problems when i smoke one myself, never runs. other people will hot box the thing and not rotate the doob a little after each puff...:mad2:


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Anonymous #4

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7649683 - 11/18/07 12:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
if you do it right, it stops the run.


frankly, you should probably just learn how to fucking roll a joint properly so it doesn't fucking run in the FIRST place, before you go on bitching about people who fix your fuckups.




:thumbup:


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Anonymous said:
I can roll a joint in a fucking tornado if i had to. i never have any problems when i smoke one myself, never runs. other people will hot box the thing and not rotate the doob a little after each puff...:mad2:




WTF do you mean hotbox the thing?  In my understanding that has nothing to do with actually smoking.  To "hotbox" is a result of smoking in an enclosed space.  Rotating the joint?  If the thing is rolled properly you shouldnt have to.


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Anonymous #1

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7649724 - 11/18/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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WTF do you mean hotbox the thing? In my understanding that has nothing to do with actually smoking. To "hotbox" is a result of smoking in an enclosed space. Rotating the joint? If the thing is rolled properly you shouldnt have to




youre all a bunch of fags. thats for sure. when i said hotbox i meant people smoke it too quickly and end up with a cherry on the thing thta is an inch long. im a bout to school you all in the fine art of doobie smoking. ive been rolling doobies before you were even in diapers. alls im saying is learn how to smoke correctly and you wont have to slobber a big booger all over a doobie. i have no problems with any of the joints i roll when im smoking alone. :mad2:


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Anonymous #5

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7649726 - 11/18/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
frankly, you should probably just learn how to fucking roll a joint properly so it doesn't fucking run in the FIRST place, before you go on bitching about people who fix your fuckups.



couldn't have said it better myself  :craven:


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Anonymous #6

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7649802 - 11/18/07 01:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
frankly, you should probably just learn how to fucking roll a joint properly so it doesn't fucking run in the FIRST place, before you go on bitching about people who fix your fuckups.



couldn't have said it better myself  :craven:




QFT.


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Anonymous #7

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7649813 - 11/18/07 01:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ive come across one person besides me that rotates their joint after each puff, i almost hugged him but soon realised i was high and decided not to lol. I dont like social joints cause people always nigger lip the joints and slobber on runs.. nothing beats a pipe.


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Anonymous #1

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7649827 - 11/18/07 01:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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people always nigger lip the joints and slobber on runs




dude, even worse than slobbering on a run is when somebody slobbers all over the end of joint like its a cigar, they hand it back to me ill be like "wft you think your doing? you slobbered all over this thing and now you expect me to smoke it?" wtf is up with people doing that?:mad2:


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Anonymous #3

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7649924 - 11/18/07 02:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

WTF do you mean hotbox the thing? In my understanding that has nothing to do with actually smoking. To "hotbox" is a result of smoking in an enclosed space. Rotating the joint? If the thing is rolled properly you shouldnt have to




youre all a bunch of fags. thats for sure. when i said hotbox i meant people smoke it too quickly and end up with a cherry on the thing thta is an inch long. im a bout to school you all in the fine art of doobie smoking. ive been rolling doobies before you were even in diapers. alls im saying is learn how to smoke correctly and you wont have to slobber a big booger all over a doobie. i have no problems with any of the joints i roll when im smoking alone. :mad2:





ahh, ok.  you roll them a bit on the loose side, then.

rolling and smoking a joint can almost be an art form..  the way they're smoking does not mesh with the way you're rollin them, but obviously they don't care, so I suppose that makes a valid gripe.

me, back in my jernt-rollin-days..  I could sit down and plop out 20 1.5g joints, and there'd only be at most 0.1g variation in their weights.  tight as a commercial cigarette, shaped a bit like a baseball bat.  tight, too.
the drawback there is you actually had to pull on them a bit -- a looser wrap'd give you an easier hit, but if you pulled too hard it'd burn too fast and fall apart.  tight wrap, you don't get that problem but you can't go real easy on it.  all about tradeoffs.

stopping a run with a bit of spit is completely acceptable, but you do have to know what you're doing.


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Anonymous #8

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7650107 - 11/18/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
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stopping a run with a bit of spit is completely acceptable, but you do have to know what you're doing.




QFT. Also some papers seem to want to run more than others.


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Anonymous #9

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7650589 - 11/18/07 11:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dont be mad at the kid that is fixing ur joint.

get mad at the fucks who suck as hard as they possible can instead of taking slow steady rips.

slow steady rips are key for joints.


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Anonymous #10

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7652164 - 11/18/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes a shitty joint needs a bit of spit :shrug:

It never really bothered me for some reason

I mean, I don't want to smoke anyone's spit, but I don't think you can get any germs or anything from it

I'm fine with it

How do you normally fix it when it starts running?


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Anonymous #11

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7652308 - 11/18/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Joints suck ass anyway. Horrible waste of weed and your adding paper to the mix. Bowls beat them hands down and get you way higher to.


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Anonymous #12

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7652333 - 11/18/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if you rolled it right, it would be as tight, uniform, and even-burning as a commercial cigarette. then you wouldn't have this problem.


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Anonymous #7

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7652767 - 11/18/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I dont like smoking joints with other people. i dont like joints actually unless im walking to and from my dorm. They are a waste of time and weed. I dont have a problem with them running. The end gets all slobbery from other people so i keep them to myself. now i dont mind people using a little slobber to stop a run on a blunt though if they are not sloppy at it.


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Anonymous #13

Re: An anonomous rant about fucktards when your smoking a joint [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7652828 - 11/18/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

jesus youre all stuck up, and probably white. i pass to the left, that is all


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