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djcube
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So I cheated last night
#7649162 - 11/17/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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On my girlfriend. With this girl. [image] [/image] I was all fucked up on some shit called yopo(?). Should I feel bad?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649167 - 11/17/07 09:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yes, at least do it with a hot girl....or guy.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Syle]
#7649171 - 11/17/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah shes busted
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all i have to say is yopo must be the strongest hallucinogenic known to man!
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649243 - 11/17/07 10:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You suck at taking pictures.
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heh heh.....
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649266 - 11/17/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yes, you should feel bad.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: meatcakeman]
#7649453 - 11/17/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should do her again so you know if you really feel bad or not
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: StreetFreak]
#7649463 - 11/17/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not gonna lie, right now in this point in time i would hit it, even though my chick is pregnant. its been 2 fucking months since my dick has gone down the fucking water slide.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: StreetFreak]
#7649467 - 11/17/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You cheated on your girlfriend on dmt?
Something's phishy.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Phishe]
#7649506 - 11/17/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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so yopo is DMT?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: emilbus]
#7649521 - 11/17/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes. It's usually snuffed. Or blown into your nose by someone else using a long tube.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yopo
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: emilbus]
#7649522 - 11/17/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649551 - 11/17/07 11:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if your not married, your not cheating. Have sex with who you please, when you feel like it.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: aDoS]
#7649564 - 11/17/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats fine and all but my chick and I aren't married but I'm pretty sure that if i cheated on her or if she cheated on me it would hurt. this my friend is not cool, at all. if you cheat then your a fucking pussy in my book. obviously shit ain't right and your fucking some one else for a reason. if you don't have the balls/ clit to let this person know how you really feel then your a bitch!
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649696 - 11/18/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should feel bad because your dick has no standards.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: LucidDream]
#7649727 - 11/18/07 12:41 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah dude she gots a pancake butt
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649733 - 11/18/07 12:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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wow don't listen to these people...most of them are just mad because they can't get any pussy. Be proud of that pussy you got. Fuck these virgins.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: aDoS]
#7649739 - 11/18/07 12:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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how old are you?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: emilbus]
#7649740 - 11/18/07 12:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: aDoS]
#7649744 - 11/18/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if your proud of that pussy then DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: aDoS]
#7649746 - 11/18/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you cant tell much from that pic but I still say shes got a severe case of pancake ass
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7649967 - 11/18/07 03:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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what dj setup is that? what do you spin?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7650011 - 11/18/07 03:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
djcube said: On my girlfriend. With this girl. [image] [/image] I was all fucked up on some shit called yopo(?). Should I feel bad?
yopo? wtf... lol that would be the last droog to come to mind while "cheating on someone"
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Merkin]
#7650060 - 11/18/07 05:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i got in a fight on the train with some psycho, now im all bloody,
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Psilobuds]
#7650065 - 11/18/07 05:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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who won?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Merkin]
#7650067 - 11/18/07 05:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i just hit him a few times and he bled on my shirt, i could type the whole story so i dont sound like a red neck cunt who bashes randoms on trains, but first ima have a drink and smoke some bud
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Psilobuds]
#7650095 - 11/18/07 06:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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make a thread ya red neck
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Merkin]
#7650143 - 11/18/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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no way, then il sound like im bragging about it, violence is bad. 
so anyway
im catching the train back home from my brothers party, it was about 11:00 PM, there was 2 other people in the carriage, an asian lady and this guy who was listening to his ipod who looked like a pretty average joe, after awhile he took his ear phones out, and he was looking at me, he didnt seem like a threat at that time so i said "does this train terminate at hurstville" and he said 'huh' and stood up and worked up to me and then he grabbed me on the shirt looking all crazy, he was a bit chubby, about 6ft, looked abit like he was a little bit retarded, had one hell read eye,and his were nut case looking, but when he wasn't grabbing me and going nuts he looked pretty average, i said "what the fuck?!?" and he said "if you dont give it to me im taking you to the guard" i had weed in my bag and i was still abit stoned so i kinda freaked out, i said "man calm down i think we have a mis understanding what the hell are you on about and fucking let go of me" and he said "stop being a smart us and grabbed my with both hands and pulled me forward and said "im taking you to the guards", he was being hell rough and he was defiantly a fucking nut case and he was guna get me in trouble for weed so i was freaking out so i click it and punched him atleast 3 times hard and fast in the face, i got him hell good i feel bad, bridge of nose and tip of noses and in the mouth,all the punches connected really well, and he tried to grab me agian and bled all on me and then i ran off the train and he was yelling at me out the door and the train driver guy that blows the whistle was looking at me and i said "that guy is a nutcase" and he said "what was he saying?" and i said "dont worry about it its not your job" ?? why i dont know, and then caught a train back about 4 stations because i was freaking out and then another train back the other way home.
thats my story
i wrote it in a huge block so know no one except merkin will bother reading it because i feel like a jerk.
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Quote:
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She probably looks a lot better while smashed.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7650208 - 11/18/07 07:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would feel bad personally.
I guess it depends on your circumstances
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7650230 - 11/18/07 08:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should cheat on her more often, just because you can, nothing more.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7650243 - 11/18/07 08:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't get cheating. You're a free man, aren't you? Why does being "in a relationship" always delegate people to possessions that cannot act out of their free will for fear of what the other person will think? Whatever man. Monogamy seems silly to me anyway. Don't feel guilty...but you might want to tell your girlfriend that you're seeing other people and if she flips, then she's not the girl for you.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: MOTH]
#7650247 - 11/18/07 08:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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If he is going to sleep with other women, he should have talked to his girlfriend about it first. Mutual consent to seek sexual intimacy with others than your partner is one thing, but going behind their back is quite another.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: djcube]
#7650251 - 11/18/07 08:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't listen to anyone here cheat on her as much as you can with her best friends and don't be shy about it either make sure she catches you in the act, just wave and smile, make the bitch cry.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Redstorm]
#7650256 - 11/18/07 08:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Redstorm said: If he is going to sleep with other women, he should have talked to his girlfriend about it first. Mutual consent to seek sexual intimacy with others than your partner is one thing, but going behind their back is quite another.
That's a good point, but that's why I was saying he should tell his girlfriend that he's evidently decided that's what he wants to do. Sometimes, you don't know you're going to find someone else and wanna play; it just happens and then the "rules" change. If he doesn't keep it a secret, then it's not going behind anyones back, in my opinion.
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UnholyChild666 said: Don't listen to anyone here cheat on her as much as you can with her best friends and don't be shy about it either make sure she catches you in the act, just wave and smile, make the bitch cry.
How old are you, 15?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Redstorm]
#7650291 - 11/18/07 08:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Redstorm said:
Quote:
UnholyChild666 said: Don't listen to anyone here cheat on her as much as you can with her best friends and don't be shy about it either make sure she catches you in the act, just wave and smile, make the bitch cry.
How old are you, 15?
Sounds about right............
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: aDoS]
#7650369 - 11/18/07 09:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would never cheat on my girlfriend.. why would you want ruin your relationship like that, especially with some ugly hoe. Do you know how it feels to find out your boyfriend or girlfriend has been cheating on you?
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7650511 - 11/18/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yyyyeaa i would feel bad. maybe that just because i love my girlfriend. like i CARE about her and stuff like that. ya know, i feel good when she laughs, bad when she cries........ i guess im just a pussy because i could be getting more ass but i choose not too.
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Re: So I cheated last night [Re: BlueRidge]
#7650569 - 11/18/07 11:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Depending on how long you've been with your girlfriend (say, more than a few months) I guarantee that she will come across this post. Girls are scandalous. If she's ever used your computer, she knows that you come here and may occasionally spy on you. My roommate obsessively checks her ex-boyfriend's email. Not saying that ALL girls aren't trusting and kind of psycho...but uhh...yeah, a lot of them are.
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