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primordialoddity
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I just stabbed myself!
#7648281 - 11/17/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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with a spore syringe while taking the needle cap off...went all the way through my thumb, then punctured a little bit into my pointer finger...
those things take so much force to get off, if I didn't correct it my arms would have flung a foot, a foot too far away from the flowhood...so without thought I instinctively "pulled back" after I popped the cap, thus over correcting and STABBING through my fucking thumb, it hurts like a bitch an hour later...anyways, shot up two more LCs...
this sucks though, my new job involves detail work...need my thumb! And I just got some cold.
I hate freak accidents.
I hope my blood shed has not been in vain!
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Edited by primordialoddity (11/17/07 05:24 PM)
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Pr0_X
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Blood, sweat and tears...
This is a hobby for it.
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primordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Pr0_X]
#7648287 - 11/17/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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sweet avatar
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cbiegel
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Pr0_X]
#7648294 - 11/17/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've never stabbed myself that badly but I have done it. Just think about it as adding a bit of yourself to your experiments.
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primordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: cbiegel]
#7648299 - 11/17/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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A few weeks ago a jar broke in my hands and stabbed the fuck through my pinky too.
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urayasan
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Incubate your thumb and hope for the best 
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I hope my blood shed has not been in vain!
You mean in vein?
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BlargIAmDead
Shroom Samurai




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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: urayasan]
#7648346 - 11/17/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dear sweet Jesus crap! That's a hell of an over correction. And they're sharp. The better to get onto a microscopy slide. So next time watch all digits and maybe invest in some chain mail gloves . I'm sure you'll be find...course if mycelium start growing in the wound, clone it
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primordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: urayasan]
#7648402 - 11/17/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahah yes.
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Cheezit
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Congratulations, you have now been inoculated, there is no more hope for your old life. When the spores reach your cerebral cortex, they will then seize control.
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ozzyozzyozzy
Australian



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I've done away with needles altogether. My revolutionary new inoculation process involves stamping on the syringe and using a straw to siphon the spores from the carpet into your target container. It's not quite as sterile as a luer lock, but you don't run the risk of stabbing yourself.
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ThePyschonaut52
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My friend, I know your pain...I stabbed my thumb last month...fucking kills!
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Deity208



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Shooting up with a spore syringe lol
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budmanman
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Quote:
ozzyozzyozzy said: I've done away with needles altogether. My revolutionary new inoculation process involves stamping on the syringe and using a straw to siphon the spores from the carpet into your target container. It's not quite as sterile as a luer lock, but you don't run the risk of stabbing yourself.
That does not even make any sense man.
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Molasses
sobriety with aside of what thefuck am i doing?



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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: budmanman]
#7649187 - 11/17/07 09:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
budmanman said:
Quote:
ozzyozzyozzy said: I've done away with needles altogether. My revolutionary new inoculation process involves stamping on the syringe and using a straw to siphon the spores from the carpet into your target container. It's not quite as sterile as a luer lock, but you don't run the risk of stabbing yourself.
That does not even make any sense man.
yah, but it has to be one of the funniest things i've ready in a while
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KillrX
In a Prple HaZe



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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Molasses]
#7649261 - 11/17/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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wheres the pic?
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CaptainLinger
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: KillrX]
#7649334 - 11/17/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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As long as you've never set an alcohol lamp on fire in your glovebox, count yourself on the lucky side of the learning curve.
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VisionsToReality
RIBBONS


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bette go check for aids!
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greystealth
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that's pretty crazy man, hope you're okay. I know I'd be freaking out if I had mushroom spores going through me.
Freak accidents totally suck, would squirting mustard from a small opening on a mustard packet also be considered a freak accident? Maybe on the minor scale. =P
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budmanman
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: greystealth]
#7649393 - 11/17/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I inoculate my eye balls with shroom spores, its a way stronger trip.
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Kamin



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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: budmanman]
#7649541 - 11/17/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, I stabbed myself as well. Fucking messes everything up.
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Azurescendence
Seeker of Knowledge



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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: budmanman]
#7649572 - 11/17/07 11:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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budmanman said: I inoculate my eye balls with shroom spores, its a way stronger trip.
I like to knock up as much of my body as possible; definitely goes a long way towards increasing potency and shit. Plus then the mushrooms don't eat holes in your brain. 
(lol sorry, couldn't help myself, I'm high)
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rodfarva
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If you ever OD on shrooms do what they did in pulp fiction...
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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primordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: rodfarva]
#7649789 - 11/18/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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BlargIAmDead
Shroom Samurai




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I hate you a whole lot for that picture rod >.<
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JewelessCaesar
Shroomery's Legal Department




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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Cheezit]
#7649858 - 11/18/07 01:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cheezit said: Congratulations, you have now been inoculated, there is no more hope for your old life. When the spores reach your cerebral cortex, they will then seize control.
Unless he becomes contaminated.. lol Haven't bleed out yet, but now that I've read this it will happen within 7 days.. Like The Ring..:)
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veda_sticks
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Kamin]
#7650028 - 11/18/07 04:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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.....Sigh...... nuggets lol
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Nibin
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There is a technique on how to take a cap off a needle without stabbing yourself, as it is a common risk with health workers.
It is as follows:
Hold syringe in one hand. With thumb and index finger of other hand pinch needle cap. Press syringe towards needle cap and give a quarter twist to break the seal. (breaking the seal this way means you don't stab yourself when the cap comes off suddenly). Then stop pressing the syringe, and pull the cap off in one smooth movement bringing the arm that has the cap in an arc through the air till it rests at your side. Other hand should also move to the opposite side.
Imagine drawing a Mcdonalds M in the air.
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veda_sticks
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Nibin]
#7650036 - 11/18/07 04:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I actaully dont understand how people stab themsefls with a syringe, doesnt it make sense that sharp objects should always travel in a direction away from u. Whenever i take the cover off the needle is always going away from me
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Nibin
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: veda_sticks]
#7650037 - 11/18/07 04:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The problem happens with sealed needles. You pull hard and they suddenly give way and your hand gives a jolt that can make the needle end up in your thumb. If the seal is broken te cap comes away easily and there is no jolt
This normally happens if the person in question has never been told/trained to spread their arms really wide after pulling and instead of that they try and stop their arm from flying away when the cap opens suddenly, overcompensating and stabbing their finger on the needle
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soulsizzle
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Nibin]
#7651561 - 11/18/07 04:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Agar stabbed himself with a needle quite some time, and he was sure that was somehow lead to all the great ideas and innovations he had. He said the spores "talked to him" from that point on. Cross your fingers.
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JewelessCaesar
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: soulsizzle]
#7653149 - 11/18/07 11:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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soulsizzle said: Agar stabbed himself with a needle quite some time, and he was sure that was somehow lead to all the great ideas and innovations he had. He said the spores "talked to him" from that point on. Cross your fingers.
That would definatly make it worth it.. imo + =
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Azurescendence
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Quote:
JewelessCaesar said: That would definatly make it worth it.. imo + =
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primordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Nibin]
#7656378 - 11/19/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nibin said: The problem happens with sealed needles. You pull hard and they suddenly give way and your hand gives a jolt that can make the needle end up in your thumb. If the seal is broken te cap comes away easily and there is no jolt
This normally happens if the person in question has never been told/trained to spread their arms really wide after pulling and instead of that they try and stop their arm from flying away when the cap opens suddenly, overcompensating and stabbing their finger on the needle
yep, exactly.
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