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Offlineprimordialoddity
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I just stabbed myself!
    #7648281 - 11/17/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

with a spore syringe while taking the needle cap off...went all the way through my thumb, then punctured a little bit into my pointer finger...

those things take so much force to get off, if I didn't correct it my arms would have flung a foot, a foot too far away from the flowhood...so without thought I instinctively "pulled back" after I popped the cap, thus over correcting and STABBING through my fucking thumb, it hurts like a bitch an hour later...anyways, shot up two more LCs...

this sucks though, my new job involves detail work...need my thumb! And I just got some cold.

I hate freak accidents.

I hope my blood shed has not been in vain!


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Edited by primordialoddity (11/17/07 05:24 PM)


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OfflinePr0_X
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: primordialoddity]
    #7648283 - 11/17/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Blood, sweat and tears...

This is a hobby for it.


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cause you know, they're so numb anyway.
but I guess it's what I get
for being to fuckin stupid to stay away - Jake

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Offlineprimordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Pr0_X]
    #7648287 - 11/17/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sweet avatar


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Offlinecbiegel
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Pr0_X]
    #7648294 - 11/17/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've never stabbed myself that badly but I have done it. Just think about it as adding a bit of yourself to your experiments. :wink:


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Offlineprimordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: cbiegel]
    #7648299 - 11/17/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A few weeks ago a jar broke in my hands and stabbed the fuck through my pinky too.


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Offlineurayasan
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: primordialoddity]
    #7648327 - 11/17/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Incubate your thumb and hope for the best  :shrug:

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I hope my blood shed has not been in vain!




You mean in vein? :rofl:


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OfflineBlargIAmDead
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: urayasan]
    #7648346 - 11/17/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dear sweet Jesus crap! That's a hell of an over correction. And they're sharp. The better to get onto a microscopy slide. So next time watch all digits and maybe invest in some chain mail gloves :smile:. I'm sure you'll be find...course if mycelium start growing in the wound, clone it :smile:


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Offlineprimordialoddity
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: urayasan]
    #7648402 - 11/17/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

hahah yes.


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InvisibleCheezit
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: primordialoddity]
    #7648446 - 11/17/07 06:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Congratulations, you have now been inoculated, there is no more hope for your old life.  When the spores reach your cerebral cortex, they will then seize control.

:greenthumb:  :stinkyshroom:


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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: primordialoddity]
    #7648452 - 11/17/07 06:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've done away with needles altogether. My revolutionary new inoculation process involves stamping on the syringe and using a straw to siphon the spores from the carpet into your target container. It's not quite as sterile as a luer lock, but you don't run the risk of stabbing yourself.


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InvisibleThePyschonaut52
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: ozzyozzyozzy]
    #7648460 - 11/17/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My friend, I know your pain...I stabbed my thumb last month...fucking kills!


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OfflineDeity208
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: ThePyschonaut52]
    #7648472 - 11/17/07 06:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Shooting up with a spore syringe :flowstone: lol


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All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?


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Invisiblebudmanman
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: ozzyozzyozzy]
    #7648704 - 11/17/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ozzyozzyozzy said:
I've done away with needles altogether. My revolutionary new inoculation process involves stamping on the syringe and using a straw to siphon the spores from the carpet into your target container. It's not quite as sterile as a luer lock, but you don't run the risk of stabbing yourself.





That does not even make any sense man.


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Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal.

And I am mentally unstable.


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OfflineMolasses
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: budmanman]
    #7649187 - 11/17/07 09:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

budmanman said:
Quote:

ozzyozzyozzy said:
I've done away with needles altogether. My revolutionary new inoculation process involves stamping on the syringe and using a straw to siphon the spores from the carpet into your target container. It's not quite as sterile as a luer lock, but you don't run the risk of stabbing yourself.





That does not even make any sense man.




yah, but it has to be one of the funniest things i've ready in a while


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OfflineKillrX
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: Molasses]
    #7649261 - 11/17/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wheres the pic?


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OfflineCaptainLinger
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: KillrX]
    #7649334 - 11/17/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

As long as you've never set an alcohol lamp on fire in your glovebox, count yourself on the lucky side of the learning curve.


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OfflineVisionsToReality
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: CaptainLinger]
    #7649341 - 11/17/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

bette go check for aids!


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So when you're ridin' through the ruts,
Don't you complicate your mind.

Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy
Don't bury your thoughts,
Put your vision to reality, yeah!


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Offlinegreystealth
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7649371 - 11/17/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that's pretty crazy man, hope you're okay. I know I'd be freaking out if I had mushroom spores going through me.

Freak accidents totally suck, would squirting mustard from a small opening on a mustard packet also be considered a freak accident? Maybe on the minor scale. =P


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Invisiblebudmanman
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: greystealth]
    #7649393 - 11/17/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I inoculate my eye balls with shroom spores, its a way stronger trip.


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And I am mentally unstable.


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OfflineKamin
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Re: I just stabbed myself! [Re: budmanman]
    #7649541 - 11/17/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I stabbed myself as well. Fucking messes everything up.


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