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Offlinefantasylndvictm
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Another drug test question....
    #7644770 - 11/16/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I kno there's millions of these on here. But here's my question or whatever.....

I'm going to the army and I'm a bit impatient and don't want to chug water until I puke... I'd like to find something that will clean me out permanently but I doubt I'll find something that doesn't take awhile...right? So what's the best things out there to pass a piss test?

EDIT: I needed to change that being that I babbled on thru and never got to my point. I had a nice long wonderful trip last night and haven't been to sleep yet...so bare with me I get sidetracked easy lol


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"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

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Edited by fantasylndvictm (11/16/07 04:07 PM)


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7644776 - 11/16/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what the fuck are you talking about?


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7644800 - 11/16/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fantasylndvictm said:
I kno there's millions of these on here.




Great. Now that you know that, the search feature will be of great help to you. Go use it.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: DNKYD]
    #7644817 - 11/16/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That was the point of postin this I would have to search thru a few at least before I found what I wanted and my computer I'm usin is slow so I was tryin to get something quick.....my bad for ur incovienence....


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7644862 - 11/16/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7644897 - 11/16/07 04:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yup that's bout it right now...shouldn't have even made the damn post. I forgot how hard it was to just get a simple suggestion or reply from almost anyone on here, without havin to be smart about it. Sorry...:shrug:


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7644963 - 11/16/07 04:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Does the army watch you pee?

If not, quick fix synthetic urine.

Done and done.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7645005 - 11/16/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No, at least on this one they don't. Thanks I'll do that then. Can I get it at a head shop or do I have to order it?


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7645378 - 11/16/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I had to pass a UA in 3 days and i smoke A..lot.

I went to a GNC(pill store) and asked for something to flush out my system. The guy asks "looking to get rid of some water weight?" i says to him i says... "lookin to get rid of somethin". He smiles and says dont tell me any more. Ends up hooking me up with a 2 day complete body detox drink. I drank that green sludge over a 2 day period while drinking alot of water still. I also drank some vinegar(bad idea and mixed thoughts about it but i was still doing everything i could so whateva.)It was GD horrible by the way. I also went to a local smoke store and bought a drink you down an hour or so before you go take your test. I passed my test *shrugs* I was happy. Good luck to you tho.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7645416 - 11/16/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

How long do you have,what drugs have you taken, when did u take them and what kind of test are u getting?


I dont know any permanent ways to clean the system , it is always temporary.


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Re: Another drug test question.... [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7646186 - 11/16/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Just weed, it's just a dipstick and they don't watch me, for this one at least.

Yea I doubted there was anything permanent


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.


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