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I feel pretty
    #7643017 - 11/16/07 05:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Walked out of the dole office today, and as I was exiting through the narrow doorway a kindly old man let me through, saying "Ladies first." I said thankyou, in a very "Oh, that's not a female voice." way, and his wife elbowed him, chastising him with: "What you gone called that batty boy a lady for?"

I have a beard. I have long hair. Today, I feel special


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7643094 - 11/16/07 06:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:nonono:


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7643163 - 11/16/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you have a beard? and still the old fogie thought you were a woman?!


wtf?


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7643403 - 11/16/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

batty boy?


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: Brugman]
    #7643423 - 11/16/07 09:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Batty boy is UK slang for homosexual. Anyone who uses it is legally required to slap themselves in the face.


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7643430 - 11/16/07 09:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

did the old man slap himself?

i would've fulfilled that requirement for him if i were u


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7643486 - 11/16/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

batty boi, batty boi.


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Re: I feel pretty [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7643593 - 11/16/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I had to leave quickly and giggle. Because it sounded just like the introduction to "My commanding wife" by Boris Gardener. All it needed is "And where were you last night?" "Sipping juice in the hood." "Juice?! We got juice in the house!"


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