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Toddo
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Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation)
#7642459 - 11/15/07 11:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes indeed, this is a good one. I want to say, before I start, that this was not at all fun to go through (as most entertaining stories are.) It might have been one of the most uncomfortable situations I've ever had the pleasure of getting my self into, or at least in the top 5. Well, here we go!
I'm a computer technician for circuit city. Its a fun job for a college student. Well, one of our customers had a laptop that was lost in service so our manager decided to go ahead and hook him up with a new one. (This customer was in his late 50's-early 60's.) I was in charge of getting it set up and installing his old programs/data backups.
It was busy as hell so wasn't able to finish it before he came in but he was cool about it. I told him he I finished with the new programs/optimizations and that he was good to go... and if only it ended there.
He pointed out his backup disk. No problem, I'll get the data back in the computer. Now, before this started, I invited him behind the tech bench so I could set him up with the finger print reader: Me and him are RIGHT next to each other.
I'm browsing through the backup folders and dragging shit into their right folders on the new laptop. Yes, I'm sure you all know whats coming, and no. I didn't find porn (well..not exactly)....that would have been better then what I ran into. The funny thing is, I had some voice in the very back of my mind ask me how I would feel if I ran into anything questionable....I was transferring all these random picture folders. The voice that asked that questions was ignored...but sadly it foresaw the future.
I found a folder marked with a weird name (random letters). I was filing away the data in its correct folders so I opened up the folder to see what type of file it was. What waited for me in that folder was simply 3 photos. 3.
I pop it open... and find 3 pictures of this guy. Two of them of him naked on a chair, his legs spread and his dick fully erect. The other one was him sprawled out on the floor. Oh shit... I felt this terrible wave of the most uncomfortable feeling I;ve ever felt. I froze for a second. My brain wasn't sure what the fuck to do...so I just played the 'I didn't see shit' role. I think I might have let out a stifled laugh (not at all out of humor, I tend to laugh when I get nervous.) Without looking at him, I asked him if he wanted me to transfer the files over. He said of course, in a very nonchalant, everyday sort of way.
I pushed the back button (as fast as I could...I wanted out of that fucking room full of those 3 horrid pictures) and dragged them into his 'MyPictures' folder in windows. The folder turned into a thumbnail, giving a 3 very small pictures of him naked...haha...fuuuuuck. Let it be over.
The worst part about this was that he was going to stand there for another 20 PAINFUL minutes as I finished up the work. I had to transfer his favorites, which looked like someone had went on a stoned porn binge and booked marked every site they went to. There was the whole range of porn links. He acted as if nothing was bothering him...maybe it wasn't. I know the links didn't bother me but those 3 fucking pictures were burned into my memory.
I had been so talkative before I saw them... then after I received the visual raping, I found it REALLY hard to talk about anything. I just forced my self to talk about what I was doing to the computer. I had to 'check' some other computers a couple times just because I started to laugh from the ridicules tension that was left in wake of 'the 3'. The tension and total silence was to much for my mind to bare. haha...
Well, he seemed very grateful, thanked me and left. No shaking hands, which I was very thankful for. I'm also happy he didn't try to explain anything..that would have made it 10 times worse.
I went strait into the break room and told the story to one of my friends. We were laughing our asses off. God damn...just another day as a computer tech!
Edited by Toddo (11/15/07 11:58 PM)
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Toddo]
#7642473 - 11/16/07 12:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: StonedShroom]
#7642727 - 11/16/07 01:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you afterwards?
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Plok]
#7642750 - 11/16/07 01:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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meanwhile your manager and his dad are laughing in the other room
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: makaveli8x8]
#7642766 - 11/16/07 01:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah really...
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Toddo]
#7642800 - 11/16/07 02:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wish I were a computer programming
I really hate being stupid
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Toddo]
#7642967 - 11/16/07 04:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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At least it wasn't child porn...
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Seuss]
#7643067 - 11/16/07 06:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Seuss]
#7643103 - 11/16/07 06:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Seuss said: At least it wasn't child porn...
If I ever see anyone with that shit I'm gonna cut off their hands and burn the wounds shut.
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Toddo]
#7643121 - 11/16/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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that would be quite uncomfortable.
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: UnholyChild666]
#7643125 - 11/16/07 07:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn that is awkward!
weirdest thing that ever happened to me was i had one of those dell guys on the phone and he was fixing my computer via wherevere the fuck he was - he opened my IE and up pops the shroomery!
he laughed :
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Re: Wow...I've got a good story to share. (computer tech & the terribly uncomfortable situation) [Re: Toddo]
#7643130 - 11/16/07 07:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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As he left you should have said "nice cock, by the way" and winked...
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