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OfflineStonedShroom
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    #7642104 - 11/15/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so I was talking to my roomie in his room. he was on his comp and I was laying on his bed with my head at the foot of the bed.

I sneezed and when I did I naturally threw my head forward. Which meant I banged my nose right into an oak foot board.

it fuckin hurts.


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Re: ouchie [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7642121 - 11/15/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

shit dude that hella sucks. drink like three beers and it probably wont suck so bad.


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Re: ouchie [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7642141 - 11/15/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

drkrobotnik said:
drink like three beers and it probably wont suck so bad.





three??

drink twelve and tell me how it goes.


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Re: ouchie [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7642157 - 11/15/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

twelve? not all of us weigh 600 lbs.


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Re: ouchie [Re: Helixx]
    #7642196 - 11/15/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Helixx said:
twelve? not all of us weigh 600 lbs.




Some of us might have a bit of an ethanol tolerance...

Steel Reserve FTW?

Hope your nose is ok. ya knowse'?


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Re: ouchie [Re: Helixx]
    #7642511 - 11/16/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

fuck I way 130 and I can drink 12 beers. Then again i am Irish. :braindamage:


Sorry about the nose, hope it didn't bleed. Nothing like bloody boogers :argh:


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Re: ouchie [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7642559 - 11/16/07 12:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

it didn't bleed but there's a mark and a small bump on my nose.

one time in science this girl was leaning down towards her table and sneezed... which caused her to bang her forehead onto the desk.

anyone else ever have a sneeze induced injury?


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Re: ouchie [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7642669 - 11/16/07 12:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Kinda related...

Way back in the 8th grade this kid I new was pissing at a urinal and somebody told him a joke. He laughed and busted his head real hard on the urinal top and fell to the ground, pissing all over himself. Had to get some stitches too.


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Re: ouchie [Re: circularvortex]
    #7642725 - 11/16/07 01:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Not at all related.. but I still liked the story. :thumbup:


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