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gluke bastid
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Someone brighten my day...
#7638790 - 11/15/07 09:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Please, a joke, an anecdote about something positive that happened to you. Anything happy, please. This city is making me feel really depressed today.
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7638798 - 11/15/07 09:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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today i was riding my bike back from class wearing my leather sandles... it was raining, and i was riding quickly to get home fast.
i was standing up on the pedals riding very quickly (preparing to turn), and for some reason only had one hand on the handlebars (my right), i had to break, so i squeezed it, and since my leather sandles were super wet, my feet slipped foward off the pedals and i came to a nice nut-rack crash in the middle of campus 
hope you can picture it, since i'm high to dull the pain my explanation probably sucks
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7638802 - 11/15/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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gluke bastid
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: memes]
#7638826 - 11/15/07 09:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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And thanks for the titties, Puppet
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7638842 - 11/15/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7638853 - 11/15/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just ate a fish taco!
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gluke bastid
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Scratcher]
#7638855 - 11/15/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is this porn? I'm at work so I ain't a clickin' unless I know what I'm gettin'
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7638868 - 11/15/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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HAHA... The first one is funny and non porn. Not sure about the rest... I'm at work too.
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7638869 - 11/15/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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no porn
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Muppet
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7639073 - 11/15/07 10:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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gluke bastid said: Is this porn? I'm at work so I ain't a clickin' unless I know what I'm gettin'
- the first one is a bunch of people smoking out ina tent on campus
- the next one is a guy hamming a nail while juggling (kinda cool to watch, actually)
- then we get some stupid britsh twat building a maze for squirrels
- some dumb remote controlled plane
- a granny ina low rider
- a dancing skeleton puppet (which is novel at best)
- then some bad ass shadow puppetry (with a classic song to jam out to)
- followed by a buncha women from movies from throughout the years all morphing into one another (which would certainly be trippy as fuck while yer high)
- then some annoying little stupid cunt that whines about god a lot (cool pics though)
- the simpsons if the were real (and british, apparently)
- an 8-ball that bounces up out of the pocket because jackass smacked it way too hard
- playing chicken with a train
and finally:
- a midget man puppet (who I'm guessing is also british)
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Muppet]
#7639082 - 11/15/07 10:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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someone linked me to this once, it's a flash movie about life on the train
http://www.inspiringthots.net/movie/life-on-train.php
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Scratcher]
#7639089 - 11/15/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hmmm an anecdote..
Well I see this guy with long hair walking to work every day, today included, I always overtake him when I'm walking, and on a cycle of say, 20-30 seconds, he repeats this process:
a) Cough up flem and spit b) take a draw on a cigarette c) drink from a flask of coffee
I figure this guy really fucking hates mornings. Perhaps you have to be there, but I find it hilarious, it cheers me up without fail
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7639094 - 11/15/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I remember you, I was nemo_cubey138, anyways here's something funny. I fangered this dirty whore in the elevator @ school, and now she wants 2 see my pokemans. Also I got other hoes, I am the Mack.
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gluke bastid
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Quote:
RoosterCogburn said: HAHA... The first one is funny and non porn. Not sure about the rest... I'm at work too.
Yeah, I enjoyed the cop acting more confused than the stoners. That was quite funny.
Shroomery is my constant companion at work
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7639154 - 11/15/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Karl Pilkington is the funniest man on the planet
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gluke bastid
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7639161 - 11/15/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Motherfuckin G said: I fangered this dirty whore in the elevator @ school,
"Fanger." Nice. I wish I had a cute little something to play with in the elevator here.
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: sam420]
#7639173 - 11/15/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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gluke bastid
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7639953 - 11/15/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ah shit! My bike just got stolen  Fuck. What a bullshit day. More tits please!
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7642373 - 11/15/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
gluke bastid said: More tits please!
ask and ye shall receive ---> click
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Muppet]
#7642989 - 11/16/07 04:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i got a job yay
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
#7643086 - 11/16/07 06:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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charm city? where the fuck is that ?
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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Psilobuds]
#7643133 - 11/16/07 07:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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