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Offlinegluke bastid
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Someone brighten my day...
    #7638790 - 11/15/07 09:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Please, a joke, an anecdote about something positive that happened to you. Anything happy, please. This city is making me feel really depressed today.


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7638798 - 11/15/07 09:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

today i was riding my bike back from class wearing my leather sandles... it was raining, and i was riding quickly to get home fast.

i was standing up on the pedals riding very quickly (preparing to turn), and for some reason only had one hand on the handlebars (my right), i had to break, so i squeezed it, and since my leather sandles were super wet, my feet slipped foward off the pedals and i came to a nice nut-rack crash in the middle of campus :smile:

hope you can picture it, since i'm high to dull the pain my explanation probably sucks


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7638802 - 11/15/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: memes]
    #7638826 - 11/15/07 09:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

And thanks for the titties, Puppet


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7638842 - 11/15/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7638853 - 11/15/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I just ate a fish taco!



:shrug:


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Scratcher]
    #7638855 - 11/15/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Is this porn? I'm at work so I ain't a clickin' unless I know what I'm gettin'


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7638868 - 11/15/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

HAHA... The first one is funny and non porn. Not sure about the rest... I'm at work too. :smile:


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7638869 - 11/15/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

no porn


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7639073 - 11/15/07 10:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gluke bastid said:
Is this porn? I'm at work so I ain't a clickin' unless I know what I'm gettin'



- the first one is a bunch of people smoking out ina tent on campus

- the next one is a guy hamming a nail while juggling (kinda cool to watch, actually)

- then we get some stupid britsh twat building a maze for squirrels

- some dumb remote controlled plane

- a granny ina low rider

- a dancing skeleton puppet (which is novel at best)

- then some bad ass shadow puppetry (with a classic song to jam out to)

- followed by a buncha women from movies from throughout the years all morphing into one another (which would certainly be trippy as fuck while yer high)

- then some annoying little stupid cunt that whines about god a lot (cool pics though)

- the simpsons if the were real (and british, apparently)

- an 8-ball that bounces up out of the pocket because jackass smacked it way too hard

- playing chicken with a train  :lol:

and finally:

- a midget man puppet (who I'm guessing is also british)


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Muppet]
    #7639082 - 11/15/07 10:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

someone linked me to this once, it's a flash movie about life on the train

http://www.inspiringthots.net/movie/life-on-train.php


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Scratcher]
    #7639089 - 11/15/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hmmm an anecdote..

Well I see this guy with long hair walking to work every day, today included, I always overtake him when I'm walking, and on a cycle of say, 20-30 seconds, he repeats this process:

a) Cough up flem and spit
b) take a draw on a cigarette
c) drink from a flask of coffee

I figure this guy really fucking hates mornings. Perhaps you have to be there, but I find it hilarious, it cheers me up without fail


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7639094 - 11/15/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I remember you, I was nemo_cubey138, anyways here's something funny. I fangered this dirty whore in the elevator @ school, and now she wants 2 see my pokemans. Also I got other hoes, I am the Mack.


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7639146 - 11/15/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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HAHA... The first one is funny and non porn. Not sure about the rest... I'm at work too. :smile:




Yeah, I enjoyed the cop acting more confused than the stoners. That was quite funny.

Shroomery is my constant companion at work :smile:


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7639154 - 11/15/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Karl Pilkington is the funniest man on the planet


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #7639161 - 11/15/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The Motherfuckin G said:
I fangered this dirty whore in the elevator @ school,




"Fanger." Nice. I wish I had a cute little something to play with in the elevator here.


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: sam420]
    #7639173 - 11/15/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sorry just one more :P



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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7639953 - 11/15/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ah shit! My bike just got stolen :crankey:
Fuck. What a bullshit day.
More tits please!


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7642373 - 11/15/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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More tits please!



ask and ye shall receive  ---> click  :craven:


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Re: Someone brighten my day... [Re: Muppet]
    #7642989 - 11/16/07 04:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i got a job yay


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