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OfflineMustelid
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On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret
    #7633679 - 11/14/07 02:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It started when a friend of mine took me mushroom hunting. We went to the grounds outside of an electrical substation where the ground was covered in perpetually sprinkled beauty bark. There were pounds of cyanescens there, and we gathered quite a few. After sorting and cleaning, he recommended a dosage that he figured would be decent.

This was all many years ago. Unfortunately, they stopped sprinkling the area, presumably to save water. The spot yields no longer, I checked.

First, a little back story. I had never tried a hallucinogen before and he had been up for weeks on mescaline, LSD, and mushrooms. I don't think the concept of cross-tolarance was one that either of us had. And he figured that the dosage that would be right for him was correct for me. BIG MISTAKE!

After eating a lot of mushroom chili, I noticed that my spoon had a blue streak off to one side, then everything did, like someone had turned the blue tint and color saturation all the way up on a television set.

Climbing quickly, I floated through the air, which felt thick, and started having visuals of dancing neon lights and hadn't even peaked by this point.

On the way up, my visual field went to a full 360 degree sphere, and I saw blue and white BMW propellers in a honeycomb pattern all spinning at the same speed and blinking on and off.

The next part of the trip can't be explained readily as language is designed to convey linear experience. Time ceased to be linear, and was rather relative and something that branched out in multiple dimensions. This is when I peaked.

After coming down a bit, I barely recognized my own apartment. I looked at my hands and they looked like paws. A look at my body showed it to be wiry, long, flexible, and covered in creamy and brown colored fur. I had turned into a ferret! I could even see my muzzle below my eyes. I looked away figuring that the hallucination would pass, but it was quite persistent. I became aware of my friend complaining that the shrooms were weak and he suggested we go get some LSD so we could at least trip. I was horrified by this though. He wanted to go out for a cup of coffee and I exclaimed that I couldn't, as I was a ferret.

He never did believe that I was tripping hard, because in his reality tunnel, he wasn't tripping hard. At least he didn't think he was. After eating over an ounce of fresh cyans, I was definitely more then slightly affected.

To this day, I am reminded of this trip when I visit people who have pet ferrets. I feel that I somehow have a connection with them, having once been one.

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Re: On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret [Re: Mustelid]
    #7633722 - 11/14/07 02:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha, that's awesome. have you gotten a pet ferret for yourself yet?


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Re: On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret [Re: TripleTree3]
    #7638153 - 11/15/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No, I haven't. Unfortunately, no pets in this apartment.


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Re: On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret [Re: Mustelid]
    #7639289 - 11/15/07 11:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

bahahaha... thats great, glad you enjoyed it and didnt panic at all. Funny story.


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Re: On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret [Re: andrewss]
    #7641351 - 11/15/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Just so long as you didn't shit in the corner of his apartment.


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Re: On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret [Re: eve69]
    #7645056 - 11/16/07 05:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lolz


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Re: On My First Trip: Turned Into a Ferret [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7647848 - 11/17/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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He wanted to go out for a cup of coffee and I exclaimed that I couldn't, as I was a ferret.




:rofl2:


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