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Devil Ray's Aubrey Huff on Masturbation
    #7629675 - 11/13/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Transcript from a call-in radio show.

What a freak.

Quote:


Huff: “Let’s talk to our lady friend…”

Bubba: “Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you’re not with your wife.”

Huff: “It’s all I do. It’s all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o’clock.”

Producer shouts: “In the afternoon?”

Huff: “Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I’m horny, when I’m hungover, I’m horny. So I’m just gonna beat off. And that’s all I do.”

Bubba: “And do you have your own room or do you have a roommate.”

Huff: “No, I’ve got my own room. C’mon, I’m not gonna beat off in front of my own roommate. C’mon Bubba!”

Bubba: “What time is the team bus to get to the field, like 5?”

Huff: “Four o’clock.”

Bubba: “So for three hours you’re just jerking the fuck outta yourself.

Huff: You know what they have now in the hotels is the (paas??) for $34.99, you get the whole section.”

Bubba: “Who does that get billed to, you or the Orioles?

Huff: “No, that’s my own gig. When you check out and she (the hotel clerk) says, $34.99 and she looks at you as you’re checking out: ‘Ahh, you beat the shit outta it, didn’t ya?’ ‘Yeah, pretty much! Yeah, I jacked the fucking shit outta it!’ ”

Bubba: “So they did the room and you do the incidentals.”

Huff: “Yeah, incidentals are all us, which include porn. And jacking off.”

Bubba: “… We’ve done a lot of major league baseball players’ interviews and I’ve never heard one this candid. ‘I jacked the shit outta myself for three hours! What else is there to do?’ Not that ‘I’m studying the pitcher I’m going to go against.’

Producer: “So now I know the other ones are bullshitting us and Aubrey is telling the truth.”

Huff: “Exactly!”

Producer: “Do you guys do any studying or is there any of that going on? Or is the catcher the only one that’s really gotta study anything?

Huff: “The guys that are studying -- it’s bullshit. See ball, hit ball. You know what I mean? You’ve done it your whole life. You see the ball, you hit it. All this studying? Honestly, you’re gonna look at a piece of, a TV? And say this guy, this guy is going to throw me this way? No, he might throw you a different way! Who cares? Just see it and hit it!




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Re: Devil Ray's Aubrey Huff on Masturbation [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7629773 - 11/13/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm guessing that's Bubba the Love Sponge.

He needs to taste the big black cock of death.


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
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different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
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Re: Devil Ray's Aubrey Huff on Masturbation [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7629785 - 11/13/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have no idea.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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