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OMG I LMFAO when I heard this
    #7626988 - 11/12/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So last friday night two of my friends were trippin on 3g of PRs each, almost all aborts, this morning one of them told me how it went, he got fucked up as hell but managed to stay relatively sane during the trip but the other guy was really messed up, all he said for three and a half hours was "Your mother!....what time is it?", the funniest part was that at one point he was just sitting on the sofa and all the sudden he pissed himself, he couldnt even take his pants off someone else had to do it, anyway just thought that was funny as hell and just wanted to share.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: 2012shaman]
    #7627012 - 11/12/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like someone cant handle their trips...


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: wortiesbo]
    #7627037 - 11/12/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ROFL that sure is hilarious! Wish I'd been there ! :laugh:


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: 2012shaman]
    #7627077 - 11/12/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A lot of times when people are in the zone, they lose control of their bowels and bladder and such. I've seen it first hand. It SUCKED.  :glittershitz:


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7627113 - 11/12/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

As long as it wasn't me, I'd just point & laugh :P


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: Tripping_Star]
    #7627150 - 11/12/07 06:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Lol I have seen people go off the deep end like that. One of my friends goes like comatose every time he trips. I remember one time I was trying to talk him out of a thought loop, I asked him a question, to which he replied:

"Dad?...MOM?...GOD!!!??????" I know it must have been pretty profound for him but it still made me chuckle.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: g00ru]
    #7627175 - 11/12/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Last time i tripped we each ate alittle more then a gram and we sat outside the WHOLE trip just talking till it got to cold but the whole time my friend just kept asking "What time is it?" and we'd reply 10:09!!!! So you can see that she asked this like 100x in 1 minute lol it wa shard talking her out of that one, she was convinced she could control time, mushrooms are sometimes too shroomery


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: g00ru]
    #7627212 - 11/12/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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guruu said:
Lol I have seen people go off the deep end like that.  One of my friends goes like comatose every time he trips.  I remember one time I was trying to talk him out of a thought loop, I asked him a question, to which he replied:

"Dad?...MOM?...GOD!!!??????"  I know it must have been pretty profound for him but it still made me chuckle.



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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: g00ru]
    #7627713 - 11/12/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think its funny if the person experiences something dreadful and horrible for a long duration and is possibly quite upset about it, I might laugh as it occurs, im a monkey-ape thing, i let wierd sounds out, but i honestly want to understand how someone feels when they need help.

and yah, ive pissed myself on shrooms before, it was actually a philosphical move haha.
I new it didnt matter, when i felt the urge to go to a toilet i felt like it was a prompt from the "synthetic world", as if real free beings must goto a ritual area to perform this "act", I am pure being, I release, I absorb, let it be!


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: krin]
    #7627856 - 11/12/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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and yah, ive pissed myself on shrooms before, it was actually a philosphical move haha.
I new it didnt matter, when i felt the urge to go to a toilet i felt like it was a prompt from the "synthetic world", as if real free beings must goto a ritual area to perform this "act", I am pure being, I release, I absorb, let it be!



yeah man I know what you mean. One time I was tripping with a few friends of mine and had to take a dump (like I always do) and I thought "man, toilets are for squares" and I shit my pants right  then and there. Since then I've gained the nickname "Shit-Leg McGee".
haha not really... I wouldnt pewp my pants intentionally. :smirk:


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: skunkape]
    #7627888 - 11/12/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If I ever end up pissing myself on a trip, it'll surely be the last time I trip.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: xile]
    #7627927 - 11/12/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I thought you're supposed to eat the magic candy TIL you piss.

At least that's what I was taught.

One time my bestfriend, another good friend and I were on mushrooms, and I was wearing my Kilt, and my boy says: Piss yourself in your kilt, so I can see the stream come down. I did. There was much rejoicing. Then I walked home from the cemetary and bombed out.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7628493 - 11/12/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha! ive seen someone piss themselves on salvia, but never shrooms. thats really gotta fuck up your trip once you realize it.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: 2012shaman]
    #7628522 - 11/12/07 11:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

tripping with someone who piss themselves would just be joy


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: xile]
    #7628549 - 11/13/07 12:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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If I ever end up pissing myself on a trip, it'll surely be the last time I trip.




I agree. I've eaten shit loads of mushrooms and have never seen or heard of anyone doing this. And only on 3 grams wtf?


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: disturbed]
    #7628578 - 11/13/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:

Pure joy. I love the shroomery life. If it wasnt for this place, life would be dull.

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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: disturbed]
    #7628586 - 11/13/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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xile said:
If I ever end up pissing myself on a trip, it'll surely be the last time I trip.




I agree. I've eaten shit loads of mushrooms and have never seen or heard of anyone doing this. And only on 3 grams wtf?




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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: gmuralid]
    #7628590 - 11/13/07 12:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's terrible. I had 7g around some friends who weren't tripping once, and I sure didn't soil my drawers. Thank God.

How many people does this shit happen to? I've never seen it or experienced it, though a friend of mine said he once almost peed himself after eating a shit-ton of mushrooms.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: 2012shaman]
    #7628823 - 11/13/07 03:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

how would you feel if you just pissed yourself on a hefty fucktonne of shrooms and then you come out of a daze with all your friends staring and laughing at you.

that must suck :frown:


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: indica]
    #7629023 - 11/13/07 06:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

its just urine, its some fluid...???
you people are supposed to be inter-dimensional travelers?
Aware of a more true paradigm of human existance and its selfish exploits, aware of the "solutions" for freedom, ahha and urine gives you heebie jeebies?


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: krin]
    #7630007 - 11/13/07 11:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have never done it, but It can sneek up on you, youll be tripping real nice and all of a sudden I'll say "Oh shit gotta go" and sprint to the toilet.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: Somatic]
    #7630453 - 11/13/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's definitely possible...nothing to laugh at or anything.


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Re: OMG I LMFAO when I heard this [Re: g00ru]
    #7630461 - 11/13/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

this reminds me of the time i did this.
what a night, what a bad trip LOL.


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