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Offlinebeneath
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unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job?
    #7625386 - 11/12/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so i applied for a job a few weeks ago at an electronics store that sells electrical components, computer components, dvd players etc kinda like radio shack i guess.

i just got a call and i have an interview tomorrow, does anyone have any tips on getting the job? i fuck up nearly interview i go to and haven't had a job in about 2 years :cranky:

i really want this job cos i need some money to help me through university and to buy cool shit.

i guess i need to walk in there confident, firm handshake, look them in the eyes(i always look away allot) and just show them that i could do the job(which i could, it looks piss easy)


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625390 - 11/12/07 11:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't do shrooms before you go.


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625396 - 11/12/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I like to workout and have sex with multiple women before interviews.


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625397 - 11/12/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah do just what you said. I mean it doesnt sound like that difficult of a job, any dolt can stock shit. Just show em you can be reliable, i think thats important on many lower scale jobs. You dont need amazing skills just the ability to show up on time. Haha

edit: Yeah man a good fuck before ya go will calm them nerves  :doggystyle: 


Edited by spooky (11/12/07 11:56 AM)


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625401 - 11/12/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wear lots of bling

employers want people with bling


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: spooky]
    #7625402 - 11/12/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dress nice and bullshit to tell them what they want to hear, don't make a big deal about it or you will get nervous so stay calm and show them you have a personality.


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7625406 - 11/12/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

nah you cant set the standards very high man...you gotta make sure they have low expectations coming in so as to not confuse you with someone who wants to do work. :potleaf:


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: sam420]
    #7625426 - 11/12/07 12:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sam420 said:
wear lots of bling

employers want people with bling




and walk in like, yo bitch thiz iz where am workin now nigga, ya homie called me yestedy, a be smoking phat blunts way up in this shit nigga, whens ma breaktime homeslice.


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625434 - 11/12/07 12:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Patronize him without being sarcastic


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: TripleTree3]
    #7625446 - 11/12/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i think we were both joking :confused:


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: zepp420]
    #7625466 - 11/12/07 12:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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zepp420 said:
Don't do shrooms before you go.



Bullocks! You want them to think you're cool, right?


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: Silversoul]
    #7625479 - 11/12/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

MDMA, and hug everybody a lot. Or candyflip and have a Cosmic Job Interview, they'd be impressed at that


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625526 - 11/12/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what kind of questions should i expect? i've not had an interview in a while.


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Re: unexpected job interview, any tips on getting the job? [Re: beneath]
    #7625548 - 11/12/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ghey questions like 'why do you want to work for us?'

the correct answer to that question is 'i like working as part of a team and this place seems like it has a nice friendly atmosphere'.

they want to make sure that you're not into 'social politics' as my boss calls it. this is their primary concern, that you're not a dick that's gonna bitch and backstab and kick up shit because you don't like being told what to do, or somebody ate the last cookie etc.

remember, you're reliable, friendly and easy to get along with, you don't mind pressure and enjoy being kept busy. you are comfortable with responisibility and eager to learn.


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