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Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense.
    #7625278 - 11/12/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So I was at Camp Creek, in heaven, and listening to the beyond heavenly sounds of Max Creek's music. I was acting all lackadaisical, when my hand wandered to my back (I can touch any part of my back with my hands) and I came across of what I felt to be a ripe zit.

I mustered up the courage using the Fibonacci thought patterns standard to my mushroom trips, and found my way with my fingers to the rim of the Pus-cano. One fake regret I have was not determining or speculating the intensity that was soon to follow.

With a mentally-retarded persons strength squeeze, my upper back purged itself, the Pus-cano resonating small scale similarities of when Mt. St. Helens blew its top. Pus and plasma shot into my Back-mosphere. The weirdest part was, I felt like I was soaked! With blood even! I'm SURE there was blood. Only blood and fun, though.

I started naturally geeking (on the inside, naturally...Max Creek had no idea I was using their vibes to vibe up my zit pop to a splendid time) I swear to God, it was like there was a Mushroom Shaped Dick on my back, that just e-jacked on E. I almost wish an ethernet cable was connected to my mind, and this site at the time. Then you'd all know, how EXACTLY cool AND stupid this story is. (Remember, this article is primarily about quantum duality and subjectivity/objectivity...How you ask? I'll leave that up to you)


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7625381 - 11/12/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This is some of the funniest shit I've heard about in awhile. Glad you enjoyed it so thoroughly. :thumbup:


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:lol: I just shat my pants.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Skeeblix]
    #7625394 - 11/12/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you give me the feeling of a little brother i never had, a little brother where with everything you say, i'd respond with GAWD you are SO weird.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7625398 - 11/12/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i don't think I could deal with Backne while tripping. Way too intense. But I guess it would annoy the piss out of me if I discovered it and then it would be in my mind until I dealt with it.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: citricacidx]
    #7626940 - 11/12/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha... wtf


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: andrewss]
    #7627049 - 11/12/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ROFL! awesome stuff!!! :laugh:


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: citricacidx]
    #7627188 - 11/12/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i don't think I could deal with Backne while tripping. Way too intense. But I guess it would annoy the piss out of me if I discovered it and then it would be in my mind until I dealt with it.




Haha i love this thread and your sig


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: AJ4U]
    #7627195 - 11/12/07 06:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I love popping zits :lol:


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: g00ru]
    #7627299 - 11/12/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This is one of the funniest and most amazing things ever. I'm gonna try to pop a back zit next time I do shrooms. Lol.

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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: psilophile.7]
    #7627347 - 11/12/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

just...

:lol:

Funny funny.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7628006 - 11/12/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Releasing things from your body is great!:snowman:


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: mecreateme]
    #7629570 - 11/13/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Especially Psilo-Pus! I'll bet you it'd be a good thing to add to my Jenkem Brew. I'm actually a Jenkem-Pus Shaman.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7629601 - 11/13/07 09:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

teenagers on mushrooms. lol


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Mourningdove]
    #7629623 - 11/13/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not a Teenager. I'm 23 years old. If you thought I was a Teenager, then I am spot on, where I want to be:thumbup:


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7638723 - 11/15/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I tested my first shrooms on my buddy dave, to thank him for loaning me the book that had a chapter on how to do this (last chapter was on growing shrooms, rest of book was growing and hiding mari-jew-ana crops, anyone familiar with that one) And he claims to have hit the peak of the trip while taking a dump. Man was he zoned! I theorize that the psilocybin was then able to move to the absorbtion phase quickly after clearing that hurdle. It could also be coincidence as I dont think much study has been done on that particular subject.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7638741 - 11/15/07 09:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

On a side note, I am putting that snowman as the "bullet point" at the beginning of my Myspace page. that guy rocks.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7638747 - 11/15/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Releasing stuff from your body is always intense when on drugs. I find that when rolling, if I take a shit by the time I'm done wiping, washing, etc. and come out of the bathroom I'm rolling WAY hard again.

I can imagine popping a giant back zit would be pretty intense too.


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: circularvortex]
    #7638771 - 11/15/07 09:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i bet i could take the pus and inoculate some brf cakes with it. birth, fruit, eat, repeat....


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: norml840]
    #7638815 - 11/15/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"birth, fruit, eat, skeet, repeat"


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: circularvortex]
    #7638821 - 11/15/07 09:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

anytime im tripping/rolling and i go to the bathroom, the trip ends up greatly intensifying when i pee or poop. kicks thinks up a few more levels


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: Achilles]
    #7639023 - 11/15/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

She took it to a new level, jackin me off while she was suckin my thang


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Re: Popping a Back Zit on Mushrooms while listening to Max Creek is Intense. [Re: opensaysme]
    #7639482 - 11/15/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Just reading this post made me want to pop a zit. I love popping those ones where you can actually hear it pop and see the puss fly away. Too bad you can't really predict when it is going to be a good zit like that or else I would save one for the next time I trip.

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