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Am I acting too much like an LE mole?
    #7624462 - 11/12/07 03:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So I'm trying to find a roommate and I've found several potential offers who seem perfect on the superficial level--that is, they are open-minded, holding steady jobs, and SEEM like they have stable personalities...

then I do a little snooping and back and forth Q&A's and find out a few things about them. for example, I find out that virtually all of them are hard drug addicts--big deal; I'd be a hypocrite otherwise if I said anything... but when I hear those words, all I can think about is how I'm really opening myself up to either get my things stolen, or my place raided.

then I find out some of them have guns. alright, these two things are already more than what most people would put with. I'd actually be willing to turn my cheek and pretend I dont give a shit about any of that so long as: 1) they dont bring forth ANY fucking drama, 2) they've got no warrants or criminal record as a felon, especially as a violent offender 3) they dont have any misdemeanor history of stealing or robbing people. 4) they also put their name on the lease and get their credit approved. 5) if the police ask, I knew absolutely nothing about the guns and they stay AWAY from my vicinity. no snitches.

would it be too much to ask each and every "iffy" potential roommate (and even the ones that ARENT "iffy") to do a background check at the police station? as scary as this sounds, I just want to make sure I wont be bullshitted or made a fool of, and anybody I room with can be tracked down. :evil:

Do you guys do this with all your potential roommates? Is this standard procedure or what? Keep in mind I live in a city that isn't known for exactly being the most law-abiding city...


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624498 - 11/12/07 04:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Let's see; You take some guy back to your apartment and try to drug him in order to rob him and end up drugging yourself and throwing him out. I don't know who is more at risk here, you, or any roomate.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624511 - 11/12/07 04:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

^^LOL. yeah. thats exactly my point. i'd have no problem finding uni students, or females to room with, but then the problem flips over, because most of them wouldn't put up with ME or my habits. and I'd have a difficult time hiding it from them everyday if we are living together... especially with some of my friends coming over...

plus, boys are less high maintenance and I wouldnt get bitched out for doing or not doing random shit.

I dunno, its difficult to draw the line between who I would have an amicable relationship with, and who would end up accepting who, and who would end up fucking me over.

I'm totally becoming a misanthropist.

plus, believe it or not, i totally give everybody personal space and leave them alone, unless they invade mine first and give me reason to commit a dishonorable deed upon them. call it Crystal G's completely ass-backwards judicial system, if you will.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624513 - 11/12/07 04:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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plus, boys are less high maintenance and I wouldnt get bitched out for doing or not doing random shit.






Based on your stories I think you would eventualy flip out and throw everyone out. Who wouldn't gripe?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624516 - 11/12/07 04:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
plus, boys are less high maintenance and I wouldnt get bitched out for doing or not doing random shit.




Based on your stories I think you would eventualy flip out and throw everyone out. Who wouldn't gripe?




yeah. anytime i've flipped out on a roommate and done that (which was twice on the same guy), was because he was trying to "get with me" and was way too up in my personal space, invading my private bubble, constantly being around me 24/7, couldn't leave me alone for 1 fucking minute to finish a simple task. basically he was almost stalking me, IN MY OWN FUCKING HOME, and putting pressure on me to be in a relationship with him. so i cracked, and snapped, and kicked him out because it was originally my fucking place anyway, i was doing HIM a favor by letting him stay there cause he got kicked out of all his other places (go fucking figure).

seriously, why the fuck should i have to lie and sneak out of my own fucking place, because some loser gets butthurt about me not wanting to spend my entire life 24/7 with him. i mean damn, if thats what a relationship is like, count me out.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624517 - 11/12/07 04:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If you're the lease-holder then I guess that is your right.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624519 - 11/12/07 04:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeap, I was... and the only reason i let him stay in my fucking place is because we were friends first, and i felt bad for him being homeless cause deep down he IS a bright kid...

i dunno man, thats what happens when you do a favor for humanity. i gave him plenty of physical items, and food to keep him stable, and in return he was also a stingy ass bitch to me too. the only time he wasnt being really seedy with his money was when we were spending it "together" aka his futile attempts to try to court me. i dont fall for stupid ass mind games, i like no bullshit relationships, not wishy washy garbage. you feel me?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624520 - 11/12/07 04:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You don't think you led him on in any way?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624522 - 11/12/07 04:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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You don't think you led him on in any way?




That's a silly question isn't it. You're a girl, you can't help but lead him into dangerous waters, and protest that the fault is all his.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624523 - 11/12/07 04:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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You don't think you led him on in any way?




I don't "lead people on" in any way, I treated him just the same as any other friend, male or female. Probably slightly worse, seeing as how I definitely didn't want HIM to get the wrong impression. I told him off the bat that I am only interested in casual one night stands, not an exclusive relationship. He's seen me interested and hook up with other guys and never see them again, so why he thought he would be the one and only exception, I don't fucking know.

I have a lot of gripes with this guy so I finally asked him off the bat. "WHY the hell are you so interested in ME? theres plenty of other women out there that will fucking suit you. theres NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ME JUST BECAUSE WE BOTH LIKE DRUGS DOESNT MEAN WE ARE SOULMATES!" and you know what his brilliant answer was?

"When you shot me up with K my first time I had this vision about you, that you and I would be together forever."

WHAT. PFFFTTLKJaskjsjlfasdjlk. I almost slightly had an aneurysm at that comment. Talk about the most deluded fucking shit I ever heard. He's basing all this, his emotions, on a goddamn K TRIP... and to top it off, I think even THAT is fucking bullshit, because I ask him to describe the trip to me in more vivid detail, and HE CAN'T, except that he saw two orbs following each other continuously.

He thinks that me rejecting him was an attempt to hide my "true" self from another individual, because I'm such a scared little pansy ass when it comes to love. Riiiight. Such is not the case. I truly wasn't interested in him, and no matter how bluntly I made this to him, he refused to accept it.

erotomania is not a fucking joke.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624524 - 11/12/07 04:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah some guys are twisted.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624526 - 11/12/07 04:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wow. sounds like a creepy dude.

good roomates are hard to come by.. do you have any other friends (perhaps REAL friends) that would move in with you?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: igwna]
    #7624527 - 11/12/07 04:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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skcorrelyt said:
wow. sounds like a creepy dude.

good roomates are hard to come by.. do you have any other friends (perhaps REAL friends) that would move in with you?




Maybe a lifestyle change? A nunnery? (/joke)


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624530 - 11/12/07 05:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so now you see... WHY i finally exploded and kicked his stupid ass out? i seriously tolerated this shit for a good 7 months or so too. i kept trying to rationalize with him and keep my distance from him the whole time, and during the meantime he kept trying to pull me in towards him because he can't handle being alone... i kept on trying to play "psychiatrist" with him and fix his intolerance to solitude, but the last straw was when we were both partying on new year's...

we weren't partying alone or just the 2 of us together, it was a group of close friends that he knew through me, and us. anyway, he convinces me to take a hit of LSD with him and during the peak, he grabbed my fucking chin and reaches in for a kiss.

when he recalls the events, he says it was "a magical moment, like fate was bringing us together." I recall it as "UM NO, you were high as hell on drugs and 30mg 4-aco-mipt and X and MDPV and K and way, way more fucked up than me so you either dont remember, or you're just remembering it the way YOU want to, but you grabbed me to kiss me. it wasnt fucking fate bringing us together, YOU initiated that shit."

so now he thinks that we have some sort of magical bond because he reached in to kiss me on the countdown of new year's eve. then of course, things get progressively worse.

3 weeks later, i got fed up and kicked his dumbass out. i cant STAND that romantic bullshit, it makes me sick to the core, and if he wanted to stand a chance with me, he should have been more respectful of MY privacy and come across as a person i could actually respect likewise.

man, i must be on a fucking good one for sharing my personal relationship history like this. i've been wanting to get this one off my chest for a while.

also, back to the roommate situation... no "real" close friends out here, unfortunately...


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624536 - 11/12/07 05:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if youre serious about not giving any ex cons or current ones for that matter a fair go put up an advert at your local convent stating just that and watch the masses flock to your door

i hope none of the potentials are casing your loverly apartment


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624537 - 11/12/07 05:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The Redneck Code is that a man or woman has the right of life or death over someone once they've fucked them.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624538 - 11/12/07 05:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Do you think the guy is Redneck?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624539 - 11/12/07 05:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Id be honored to be your roommate im not sure what your asking for rent but im sure it would be worth it, i hope im shroomey enough


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7624540 - 11/12/07 05:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Aren't you cautious about the jealous ex?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624542 - 11/12/07 05:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I figure after all the posts iv read about Crystal G that being her roommate could not in any way get in any way boring. Im just in search of the American dream


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7624543 - 11/12/07 05:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't you have suspicion you are being drawn into a malicious menage a trois?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624544 - 11/12/07 05:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i always thought that was the possessive code...just rednecks do that?

ive never seen a pole dancer in a honky tonk with a head veil on tho


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7624548 - 11/12/07 05:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i always thought that was the possessive code...just rednecks do that?

ive never seen a pole dancer in a honky tonk with a head veil on tho




LOL man what the fuck are you guys talking about?

But really how much are you asking for rent G


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7624550 - 11/12/07 05:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hate the possesive code. some people get their rocks off on it.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624552 - 11/12/07 05:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So let's recap: A girl into sado/machismo bondage wants a roomate.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624553 - 11/12/07 05:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

think she'll find a non felon into that shit?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7624557 - 11/12/07 05:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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alphabeatu said:
i always thought that was the possessive code...just rednecks do that?

ive never seen a pole dancer in a honky tonk with a head veil on tho




LOL man what the fuck are you guys talking about?

But really how much are you asking for rent G




not much, just to split half and half which would make both our rent roughly $350, add another $50 for the utilities and water bill. $400 each every month, which ain't a bad deal if you ask me. especially considering i furnished the entire place, paid all the deposits upfront which costed an extra $400, and i bought a couch that doubles as a futon/bed in case my soon-to-be roommate doesnt have a mattress.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624570 - 11/12/07 05:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

There was also one potential roommate on another drug board that I THOUGHT would be a good candidate, until he flaked on me... i only found out the reason literally 2 days ago too, and it was because he discovered that he got a chick pregnant who is already married to somebody else, and yet they are trying to pursue a relationship because she swears she is getting divorced, already shes cheated on him with 2 other dudes, so he tried to commit suicide not once, not twice, but THREE times. first he tried to overdose on cocaine/heroin first, he was resuscitated. then tried to do the cliche slitting wrists in a warm bathtub thing. didnt work because he probably didnt cut deep enough or got impatient. then he ran away to alabama where hes got a gun and the last message i got from him was him contemplating whether to blow the trigger. oh yeah, and he confessed to me that he actually had a warrant for him by the police that he was trying to keep secret from me... like what the fuck. did he actually think i would NOT find out about that shit eventually?

so yeah. i cant deal with that kind of drama in my life. if you cant handle your emotions, you can not stay with me. NO SUICIDAL PEOPLE. If you have a feeling that you will overdose or die in my place, please don't even consider applying. Depending on how I might feel, I may just ditch your body somewhere in the desert to avoid all the unnecssary hassles with the law. I will not contact your friends or family even if you ask me to, because killing yourself in somebody else's place is just plain fucking rude, and I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624578 - 11/12/07 05:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

theres no way you're a real person


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: TheCow]
    #7624611 - 11/12/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If anybody is in Nevada or seeking to move to Nevada, then they can find out themselves firsthand, how legit I am. 1 shroomery member applied... still waiting on his response as I am allergic to cats yet he insists on bringing one. :rolleyes: he told me he doesnt have the heart to put him down, i even offered to euthanize it for him, and i havent heard a response from him since. READ ME: I'm allergic to cats and horses. Also I dislike the stench and mess that accompany most mammal pets. I don't feel like cleaning up cat piss and shit, as every pet owner I've roomed with in the past was very irresponsible with their pets. Don't forget I'm the one who paid the deposit for my apartment... Reptiles and amphibians are okay as long as they aren't let loose in the household, and you are willing to pay the extra $45 a month or whatever to keep a pet in the house. Also I'm sure your electricity bill will be slightly higher if you are keeping the heat on for a cold-blooded animal 24/7. Just some things to take into consideration.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624639 - 11/12/07 06:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.




what about if it's the first or second death, I caught teh death a couple times but I got better.


Look, here's your solution, I've been looking for a change of scenery lately,
maybe a different set of walls would be good, I'm a quiet and unobtrusive
fellow, you never even know I was there... waiting, hiding behind your bedroom
door with duct tape and vaseline. I'm not much for romantic crap either.

when I move in, dont go getting all clingy, I'm just a room mate, we share
bills, a flat and maybe a cigarette after the sex but by no means is normaly
going to be anything more than "unf... get out!".


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7624641 - 11/12/07 06:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.




what about if it's the first or second death, I caught teh death a couple times but I got better.


Look, here's your solution, I've been looking for a change of scenery lately,
maybe a different set of walls would be good, I'm a quiet and unobtrusive
fellow, you never even know I was there... waiting, hiding behind your bedroom
door with duct tape and vaseline. I'm not much for romantic crap either.

when I move in, dont go getting all clingy, I'm just a room mate, we share
bills, a flat and maybe a cigarette after the sex but by no means is normaly
going to be anything more than "unf... get out!".




get 6 more posts and you will be the sex: 77777777777


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7624651 - 11/12/07 06:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.




what about if it's the first or second death, I caught teh death a couple times but I got better.

Look, here's your solution, I've been looking for a change of scenery lately,
maybe a different set of walls would be good, I'm a quiet and unobtrusive
fellow, you never even know I was there... waiting, hiding behind your bedroom
door with duct tape and vaseline. I'm not much for romantic crap either.

when I move in, dont go getting all clingy, I'm just a room mate, we share
bills, a flat and maybe a cigarette after the sex but by no means is normaly
going to be anything more than "unf... get out!".




eh, whats your proposal? are you just looking for a weekend of fun, or are you looking to relocate and become another potential roommate?

also youre starting off with the assumption that there will be any sex involved, or that i will even attempt to feign interest in you. chances are if youve got a big ego, i wont like you. additionally, theres nothing that turns me OFF more than the guy making the first move on me. unless youre handsome, but then as previously stated, it would be an open, sex-only relationship. what you do in your private life with other girls is your business (although i will admit, i am a bit of a voyeur and perverted in this sense, if you allow me to watch). just think of me and treat me as a typical "guy's guy"; this is the best way to approach the roommate situation or any type of friendship with me.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624664 - 11/12/07 06:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lighten up kid... that was funny stuff


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    #7626080 - 11/12/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry thats alittle more expensive then i thought for splitting a apartment and yes i was serious but the move wouldnt be till later this year sorry.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7626459 - 11/12/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've roomed with a couple people I've never met before but it was through campus housing shit through the university. I never did any background checks or anything and always lucked out with pretty cool chill room mates that either didn't mind my excessive drug use or liked to join in. Even though I've had all good experiences I don't think there's any way I'd have all that shit in my name and let a random move in... there's nothin holdin them there and they can fuck shit up and head out and legally not be responsible for anything.

I loved that comment about how your roomate thought were meant to be together after the K trip, fucking hilarious.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7626924 - 11/12/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Sorry thats alittle more expensive then i thought for splitting a apartment and yes i was serious but the move wouldnt be till later this year sorry.




damn, thats expensive to you? shit, its cheap as fuck compared to california... if you in the city, expect to shell out $1500 for a 1 or 2 bedroom place. and thats just average, not an expensive or ritzy area too.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7627380 - 11/12/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Sorry thats alittle more expensive then i thought for splitting a apartment and yes i was serious but the move wouldnt be till later this year sorry.




damn, thats expensive to you? shit, its cheap as fuck compared to california... if you in the city, expect to shell out $1500 for a 1 or 2 bedroom place. and thats just average, not an expensive or ritzy area too.




Well to be honest i have a high school diploma im not sure if i could afford 400 a month with minimum wage


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7627766 - 11/12/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

good luck making a decent living anywhere then. sorry, but if youre living on your own the VERY LEAST, and i mean the BARE MINIMUM you gotta be making is $800-1,000 a month. you wont save money, but thats what youll need to get by. that isnt that much money, you can easily make more than this in a month with a full time minimum wage job. its like $10-$12K a year, which still makes you eligible for welfare and government funded aids.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7627831 - 11/12/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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good luck making a decent living anywhere then. sorry, but if youre living on your own the VERY LEAST, and i mean the BARE MINIMUM you gotta be making is $800-1,000 a month. you wont save money, but thats what youll need to get by. that isnt that much money, you can easily make more than this in a month with a full time minimum wage job. its like $10-$12K a year, which still makes you eligible for welfare and government funded aids.




I did my calculations wrong your right, i could afford it with a minimum wage job but what i calculated was for 6 days a week at 8 hours a day which is unlikely i might think. But iv always been inclined...you know i had something i thought i was inclined in, then i realized im not good at anything, how depressing


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7627837 - 11/12/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Certainly you could do better than a minimum wage job, right? I mean a paying internship at a tech company is at least $10.00 an hour...
How are you paying for everything now?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7627872 - 11/12/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my parent while i finish up my last year of hs. I know i said i had it already but might as well only few months left... And 10 an hour would be a god send, but i still work 2 jobs as is right now and no car. My family is poor to begin with so just paying the bills here is tough enough. Though granted, not as many to pay but still to pay. IDK moving out on your own, seems like a big step and gets me all antsy in my pantsy


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7627882 - 11/12/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

How did you do on the ACT/SAT? Community college then transfer to a state school? Don't want to derail her thread though.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7627934 - 11/12/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously dude if you move out its not gonna get much cheaper than $400 a month. I'm not sure where in neveda the place is at but I have some friends out there makin pretty decent money. I'm tryin to move out to either vegas or cali myself but its hard to get interviews bein in ohio sucks ass...


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7628734 - 11/13/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dont know what to tell you crystal seems like you are setting your standards to high. lol.

no but seriously if you want "sane" roomates, go for the foreign college transfer kids. quite, polite, clean, and they study all the time so they wont bother you or try to hit on you.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: disturbed]
    #7628944 - 11/13/07 05:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Seriously dude if you move out its not gonna get much cheaper than $400 a month. I'm not sure where in neveda the place is at but I have some friends out there makin pretty decent money. I'm tryin to move out to either vegas or cali myself but its hard to get interviews bein in ohio sucks ass...




Ya i could afford it like i said i did some wrong calculations.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7629033 - 11/13/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Who the fuck in their right mind willingly lives with hard drug addicts with guns? Some of you shroomerites are such sketchballs. LOL. What gives?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7630342 - 11/13/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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my parent while i finish up my last year of hs. I know i said i had it already but might as well only few months left... And 10 an hour would be a god send, but i still work 2 jobs as is right now and no car. My family is poor to begin with so just paying the bills here is tough enough. Though granted, not as many to pay but still to pay. IDK moving out on your own, seems like a big step and gets me all antsy in my pantsy




you dont NEED a car where i live. i live literally a 15 minute bus ride away from the vegas strip (and the bus routes are running 24/7). if you have a car, i'd suggest you to SELL IT as those are a waste of money if you're living in the city anyway. i dont own a car either.

PS: The state of nevada doesnt have any income tax. that ought to help you a little bit.

also to the poster above: i have an injection habit, and my roommate must be somebody thats cool with it. hence why i dont really care about their "other habits," so long as they remain non-judgmental about mine. usually the people that are the most okay with it though, are the people who will end up fucking me over somehow. this i must prevent...


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7630348 - 11/13/07 12:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Long as you dont freak me out while im tring trip out maybe il give it a thought =p


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7630361 - 11/13/07 12:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

alright well, make sure you've got at least $1k in your account before you move out... anywhere. im sure your roommate doesnt want to play the role of having to pay for everything to take care of you.

as for you tripping out... does going up in your face and whispering that your parents and the po po's are RIGHT OUTSIDE the door count as freaking you out? :lol:


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7630370 - 11/13/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

awww crystal your like the mother i never had :ooo:


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