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OfflineBooby
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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7624543 - 11/12/07 05:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't you have suspicion you are being drawn into a malicious menage a trois?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624544 - 11/12/07 05:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i always thought that was the possessive code...just rednecks do that?

ive never seen a pole dancer in a honky tonk with a head veil on tho


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7624548 - 11/12/07 05:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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alphabeatu said:
i always thought that was the possessive code...just rednecks do that?

ive never seen a pole dancer in a honky tonk with a head veil on tho




LOL man what the fuck are you guys talking about?

But really how much are you asking for rent G


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: alphabeatu]
    #7624550 - 11/12/07 05:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hate the possesive code. some people get their rocks off on it.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624552 - 11/12/07 05:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So let's recap: A girl into sado/machismo bondage wants a roomate.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Booby]
    #7624553 - 11/12/07 05:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

think she'll find a non felon into that shit?


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7624557 - 11/12/07 05:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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AJ4U said:
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alphabeatu said:
i always thought that was the possessive code...just rednecks do that?

ive never seen a pole dancer in a honky tonk with a head veil on tho




LOL man what the fuck are you guys talking about?

But really how much are you asking for rent G




not much, just to split half and half which would make both our rent roughly $350, add another $50 for the utilities and water bill. $400 each every month, which ain't a bad deal if you ask me. especially considering i furnished the entire place, paid all the deposits upfront which costed an extra $400, and i bought a couch that doubles as a futon/bed in case my soon-to-be roommate doesnt have a mattress.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624570 - 11/12/07 05:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

There was also one potential roommate on another drug board that I THOUGHT would be a good candidate, until he flaked on me... i only found out the reason literally 2 days ago too, and it was because he discovered that he got a chick pregnant who is already married to somebody else, and yet they are trying to pursue a relationship because she swears she is getting divorced, already shes cheated on him with 2 other dudes, so he tried to commit suicide not once, not twice, but THREE times. first he tried to overdose on cocaine/heroin first, he was resuscitated. then tried to do the cliche slitting wrists in a warm bathtub thing. didnt work because he probably didnt cut deep enough or got impatient. then he ran away to alabama where hes got a gun and the last message i got from him was him contemplating whether to blow the trigger. oh yeah, and he confessed to me that he actually had a warrant for him by the police that he was trying to keep secret from me... like what the fuck. did he actually think i would NOT find out about that shit eventually?

so yeah. i cant deal with that kind of drama in my life. if you cant handle your emotions, you can not stay with me. NO SUICIDAL PEOPLE. If you have a feeling that you will overdose or die in my place, please don't even consider applying. Depending on how I might feel, I may just ditch your body somewhere in the desert to avoid all the unnecssary hassles with the law. I will not contact your friends or family even if you ask me to, because killing yourself in somebody else's place is just plain fucking rude, and I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624578 - 11/12/07 05:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

theres no way you're a real person


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: TheCow]
    #7624611 - 11/12/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If anybody is in Nevada or seeking to move to Nevada, then they can find out themselves firsthand, how legit I am. 1 shroomery member applied... still waiting on his response as I am allergic to cats yet he insists on bringing one. :rolleyes: he told me he doesnt have the heart to put him down, i even offered to euthanize it for him, and i havent heard a response from him since. READ ME: I'm allergic to cats and horses. Also I dislike the stench and mess that accompany most mammal pets. I don't feel like cleaning up cat piss and shit, as every pet owner I've roomed with in the past was very irresponsible with their pets. Don't forget I'm the one who paid the deposit for my apartment... Reptiles and amphibians are okay as long as they aren't let loose in the household, and you are willing to pay the extra $45 a month or whatever to keep a pet in the house. Also I'm sure your electricity bill will be slightly higher if you are keeping the heat on for a cold-blooded animal 24/7. Just some things to take into consideration.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624639 - 11/12/07 06:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.




what about if it's the first or second death, I caught teh death a couple times but I got better.


Look, here's your solution, I've been looking for a change of scenery lately,
maybe a different set of walls would be good, I'm a quiet and unobtrusive
fellow, you never even know I was there... waiting, hiding behind your bedroom
door with duct tape and vaseline. I'm not much for romantic crap either.

when I move in, dont go getting all clingy, I'm just a room mate, we share
bills, a flat and maybe a cigarette after the sex but by no means is normaly
going to be anything more than "unf... get out!".


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7624641 - 11/12/07 06:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Crystal G said:
I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.




what about if it's the first or second death, I caught teh death a couple times but I got better.


Look, here's your solution, I've been looking for a change of scenery lately,
maybe a different set of walls would be good, I'm a quiet and unobtrusive
fellow, you never even know I was there... waiting, hiding behind your bedroom
door with duct tape and vaseline. I'm not much for romantic crap either.

when I move in, dont go getting all clingy, I'm just a room mate, we share
bills, a flat and maybe a cigarette after the sex but by no means is normaly
going to be anything more than "unf... get out!".




get 6 more posts and you will be the sex: 77777777777


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7624651 - 11/12/07 06:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Crystal G said:
I will not comply with any "last death" wishes.




what about if it's the first or second death, I caught teh death a couple times but I got better.

Look, here's your solution, I've been looking for a change of scenery lately,
maybe a different set of walls would be good, I'm a quiet and unobtrusive
fellow, you never even know I was there... waiting, hiding behind your bedroom
door with duct tape and vaseline. I'm not much for romantic crap either.

when I move in, dont go getting all clingy, I'm just a room mate, we share
bills, a flat and maybe a cigarette after the sex but by no means is normaly
going to be anything more than "unf... get out!".




eh, whats your proposal? are you just looking for a weekend of fun, or are you looking to relocate and become another potential roommate?

also youre starting off with the assumption that there will be any sex involved, or that i will even attempt to feign interest in you. chances are if youve got a big ego, i wont like you. additionally, theres nothing that turns me OFF more than the guy making the first move on me. unless youre handsome, but then as previously stated, it would be an open, sex-only relationship. what you do in your private life with other girls is your business (although i will admit, i am a bit of a voyeur and perverted in this sense, if you allow me to watch). just think of me and treat me as a typical "guy's guy"; this is the best way to approach the roommate situation or any type of friendship with me.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7624664 - 11/12/07 06:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lighten up kid... that was funny stuff


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7626080 - 11/12/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry thats alittle more expensive then i thought for splitting a apartment and yes i was serious but the move wouldnt be till later this year sorry.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7626459 - 11/12/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've roomed with a couple people I've never met before but it was through campus housing shit through the university. I never did any background checks or anything and always lucked out with pretty cool chill room mates that either didn't mind my excessive drug use or liked to join in. Even though I've had all good experiences I don't think there's any way I'd have all that shit in my name and let a random move in... there's nothin holdin them there and they can fuck shit up and head out and legally not be responsible for anything.

I loved that comment about how your roomate thought were meant to be together after the K trip, fucking hilarious.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7626924 - 11/12/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Sorry thats alittle more expensive then i thought for splitting a apartment and yes i was serious but the move wouldnt be till later this year sorry.




damn, thats expensive to you? shit, its cheap as fuck compared to california... if you in the city, expect to shell out $1500 for a 1 or 2 bedroom place. and thats just average, not an expensive or ritzy area too.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7627380 - 11/12/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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AJ4U said:
Sorry thats alittle more expensive then i thought for splitting a apartment and yes i was serious but the move wouldnt be till later this year sorry.




damn, thats expensive to you? shit, its cheap as fuck compared to california... if you in the city, expect to shell out $1500 for a 1 or 2 bedroom place. and thats just average, not an expensive or ritzy area too.




Well to be honest i have a high school diploma im not sure if i could afford 400 a month with minimum wage


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: AJ4U]
    #7627766 - 11/12/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

good luck making a decent living anywhere then. sorry, but if youre living on your own the VERY LEAST, and i mean the BARE MINIMUM you gotta be making is $800-1,000 a month. you wont save money, but thats what youll need to get by. that isnt that much money, you can easily make more than this in a month with a full time minimum wage job. its like $10-$12K a year, which still makes you eligible for welfare and government funded aids.


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Re: Am I acting too much like an LE mole? [Re: Crystal G]
    #7627831 - 11/12/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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good luck making a decent living anywhere then. sorry, but if youre living on your own the VERY LEAST, and i mean the BARE MINIMUM you gotta be making is $800-1,000 a month. you wont save money, but thats what youll need to get by. that isnt that much money, you can easily make more than this in a month with a full time minimum wage job. its like $10-$12K a year, which still makes you eligible for welfare and government funded aids.




I did my calculations wrong your right, i could afford it with a minimum wage job but what i calculated was for 6 days a week at 8 hours a day which is unlikely i might think. But iv always been inclined...you know i had something i thought i was inclined in, then i realized im not good at anything, how depressing


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