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Smoking weed for the first time- need help
#7624414 - 11/12/07 02:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am not a tobacco smoker. I have a reasonable amount of experience with mushrooms, including some trips on very high doses.
I want to try smoking weed. Also because a girl I have gotten to know lately likes it and I´d like to smoke with her.
I have here a fifth ounce (~5 grams) of what is supposed to be really potent stuff. Top of the line, I know it.
I have never rolled a joint or a cigarette and I don´t own a pipe, a bong or a hookah. I´m willing to spend some money on one of those items though. I would prefer not to smoke tobacco at all.
What do you recommend in my case?
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624417 - 11/12/07 02:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Take it easy and do it with a good friend who smokes. Some people feel nothing on their first time, so don't expect a lot.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Le_Canard]
#7624430 - 11/12/07 02:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I first started smoking almost 2 years ago (I was 19, 21 now). I did not really feel much the first few times I smoked, and then with some friends one said "you aren't holding it in your lungs... inhale!!" it took a few hits (keep in mind I never smoked a cigg before this point). finally I inhaled into my lungs started coughing so bad! ran out the door to get a few breaths of fresh air.... moments later.... I was baked.
secondly (sorry for my block typing I am stoned and tired) I would recommend investing in a medium/smallish (not to small) pipe for yourself, its really nice having your own "piece" when your out and about (take the girl to help you pick one out!!!! my girl loves looking at pipes with me). Enjoy!!!
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624439 - 11/12/07 03:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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im too stoned to help you out, sory
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Le_Canard]
#7624442 - 11/12/07 03:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ToiletDuk said: Some people feel nothing on their first time, so don't expect a lot.
Only if they don't inhale properly, I think. I didn't get high my first time.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: JunkFood]
#7624446 - 11/12/07 03:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What about a small bong? I think sucking it through water would make it much easier to inhale, no?
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624450 - 11/12/07 03:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I really have no idea about any details- How much do you use? Considering this is potent stuff-
Do you have to grind it? Mine´s like in walnut-sized chunks...
It doesn´t look like it will burn just like that. It´s really green and doesn´t look dry like tobacco does.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624456 - 11/12/07 03:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i inhaled my first time and didn't feel anything, i coughed a lot, too. second time i felt a little something, but nothing spectacular. third time i was stoned out of my mind. i think it varies from person to person, but that most don't feel it their first time.
you don't have to grind it, just break it up a little, i find it's easier to smoke that way. and marijuana stays green (unless it's shitty weed) even if it's super dry, it just gets less vibrant in colour.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624459 - 11/12/07 03:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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your 'girl' has just scored another 'hookup'!
i hope you at least get some pussy for the peerpressure
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624466 - 11/12/07 03:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I guess this is a lot of questions at once. But from what I have read, I think getting a small bong or a small hookah is the best way. You need gauzes too, don´t you? to keep pieces of material from falling through the air hole in the bong?
alpha- Yeah I hope so too. She´s a little older than me though and she might be looking for a friendship and nothing else. I´m taking her out to dinner Tuesday. But this is off-topic, not a gossip-forum. This is about getting a good bro started in enjoying weed. :-)
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624471 - 11/12/07 03:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'd start out with a pipe, they're less of a hassle and more portable. once you get the feel for pot you can move up to a small bong or something.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624472 - 11/12/07 03:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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nah you dont need a gauze for a water bong,thats what the waters for
plus when youre stoned its too much fucking around worrying about it
just make one from a plastic bottle,a piece of garden hose for the stem and make a cone from foil
im sure youve seen some old homemade bongs discard around somewhere,easy as
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624474 - 11/12/07 03:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i hope you dont become a weed junky like i am
goodluck with the woman man;)
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624475 - 11/12/07 03:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What´s a good size for the bowl in a pipe?
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624479 - 11/12/07 03:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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A bong would be best, one that has a hole on the side. What you do is cover the hole with your thumb and inhale, the bong fills with smoke and then you take your thumb off and keep inhaling, that clears all the smoke out of the bong. Then you'll almost definitely be inhaling it into your lungs.
Metal screens can be good to have but aren't really needed. You can break the weed into pea-sized chunks and that will cover the hole, then when the bowl is done you can leave the ash in the bottom to keep the hole covered and just pile more on top of that.
For the size of the bowl I think about as big as a thimble is good.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624481 - 11/12/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624482 - 11/12/07 03:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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my god, if i could talk to myself before the first time i smoked...
"DON'T DO IT YOU FOOOOOL!"
unless you have yourself well trained in self discipline and moderation, prepare to smoke up several years and many thousands of dollars
but since you seem to be committed i will offer you some practical advice...
although it seems far fetched now, you NEED to set limits on how much you're going to smoke within a given time period. i would VERY STRONGLY recommend making it absolutely no more than once a week.
my habit went something like this...
first month of smoking - once every 2 weeks 2nd month - once every week 3rd through 4th months - twice each week, on weekends 5th through 6th months - 3/4 times a week, weekends/after school etc etc ending up at... 5-6 times a day, for several YEARS - before school, during school, after school, before work, after work, and at random intervals throughout the day
if you're anything like me, or the many other pot smokers i've known, then this is highly likely to occur
please, i beg you, SET LIMITS NOW, AND NEVER EVER BREAK THEM
(if you happen to break them one weak for a "special occasion" then simply take it out of your next week's "ration", you need to be fully aware then a great deal of self discipline is necessary for successful pot smoking)
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624483 - 11/12/07 03:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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These bottle to bong converters seem awesome. You don´t have to keep a big, recognisable bong in your place, and you can pick any bottle- so you can take a very thick glass one that won´t break too easily
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: ravin0fff]
#7624486 - 11/12/07 03:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ravin0fff said: my god, if i could talk to myself before the first time i smoked...
"DON'T DO IT YOU FOOOOOL!"
unless you have yourself well trained in self discipline and moderation, prepare to smoke up several years and many thousands of dollars
but since you seem to be committed i will offer you some practical advice...
although it seems far fetched now, you NEED to set limits on how much you're going to smoke within a given time period. i would VERY STRONGLY recommend making it absolutely no more than once a week.
my habit went something like this...
first month of smoking - once every 2 weeks 2nd month - once every week 3rd through 4th months - twice each week, on weekends 5th through 6th months - 3/4 times a week, weekends/after school etc etc ending up at... 5-6 times a day, for several YEARS
if you're anything like me, or the many other pot smokers i've known, then this is highly likely to occur
please, i beg you, SET LIMITS NOW, AND NEVER EVER BREAK THEM
(if you happen to break them one weak for a "special occasion" then simply take it out of your next week's "ration", you need to be fully aware then a great deal of self discipline is necessary for successful pot smoking)
good advice man i wished id have moderated it better,its hard to have self discipline when weed actually destroys your will but it can be done with time and practice
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624487 - 11/12/07 03:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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whatever you do...dont get a glass bong as a first bong,youll drop it
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: ravin0fff]
#7624489 - 11/12/07 03:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thank you very much for your concern. I don´t believe I will be a weed junkie. I know some of those and they all have very different personalities from me. I also have many friends who smoke maybe once a month, and have kept that up for years.
I´m leaning towards buying a small bong. What do I look for? My initial reaction is, I want one with real thick glass, so it doesn´t break so fast from temperature fluctuations or handling.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624491 - 11/12/07 03:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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alphabeatu said: whatever you do...dont get a glass bong as a first bong,youll drop it
I have carpets in my house, so it should survive even that haha
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624492 - 11/12/07 03:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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alphabeatu said: whatever you do...dont get a glass bong as a first bong,youll drop it
lol yea, i would never buy a glass bong/bubbler over $40 because they all break eventually. never remove it from a house and it will survive a bit longer
$15-20 glass pipes are best for outside. try to smoke in woods or fields, anywhere with soft ground so when you drop it you have a chance that it won't break
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624494 - 11/12/07 03:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ive spilt bong water on carpet too and you dont want to go there neither
id just get a small acrylic bong to start
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: ravin0fff]
#7624496 - 11/12/07 03:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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me too and its even worse when you drop someone elses
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624501 - 11/12/07 04:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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well then why do the fuckers make them bongs so thin? They could make them out of inch thick-glass and it would survive a little longer
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624505 - 11/12/07 04:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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double post...
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624547 - 11/12/07 05:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i recomend not smoking weed!
but if you must follow the leader, get a nice 2 foot glass bong and smoke out of that
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
#7624551 - 11/12/07 05:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Started out the same for me, knew this girl who smoked and wanted to get to know her so i started smoking, we ended up becoming best friends to this day but she moved far away so
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: AJ4U]
#7624569 - 11/12/07 05:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just went and bought his thing. It was relatively cheap, like 20 $
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624572 - 11/12/07 05:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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why not just have her give you shot gun hits all night? then ask her if you can blow it in her stank taco (no offence)
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624579 - 11/12/07 05:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just took my first few tokes.... I noticed the weed burns very fast when you suck it and hold the light to it at the same time.
How long should you hold a puff in before exhaling?
haha I just burped smoke. I guess I inhaled a little bit in the wrong direction.
It´s actually kind of... tasty. Not nasty like tobacco was when I tried it once. I hookah´d these harmless spices they sell in normal stores, thats the closest thing I can compare it to.
I took like 5 deep, like fully inhaled, pure hits, thats all that was in the little ass chunk of weed I used to try out. I kept them in my longues pretty long too. Should I feel any effects? In a few minutes maybe?
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624588 - 11/12/07 05:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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1. are you supposed to inhale only while holding the light to it, or try and keep it burning on its own?
2. I read that you should try to corner the bowl, and not light the whole thing right away. The flame from a normal lighter is like the size of the whole bowl! So how do you do this?
3. How come people only get high doing this the second or third time?
4. How many tokes does it take you to get a satisfactory high? On high potency stuff?
This stuff stinks! its stinking up my room. and my breath.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: alphabeatu]
#7624652 - 11/12/07 06:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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My recomendation is to get a small bong no more than a foot tall, any taller and they have a nasty tendancy to break. Break the buds up off the stems ( sticks in the leafs). Some people just cram a whole nug into a bowl but i prefer to bread it up first. As for going to a head shop... DO NOT SAY THE WORD "BONG" you will be asked to leave the store immeadiately. For legal reasons its a water pipe or a hookah. And btw most peices you buy will already have screening or as u say gauze in it to hold the weed in the bowl. But yea deff a bong... there fun to smoke out of and a small 1 footer aint that expensive. Plus theyre not nearly as harsh as any of your other options.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Psylo_Subliminal]
#7624657 - 11/12/07 06:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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thanks for the advice, but I already bought a small hookah. Can you answer my previous 4 questions?
I did already notice an effect btw. But its gone already. I could not help but smile and felt like laughing. I kept that in though, because by then I was in a store.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Psylo_Subliminal]
#7624668 - 11/12/07 07:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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1. only while the flame is on the bowl
2. dont bother with that, just fire up the whole bowl... better hit.
3. i got RIPPED my first time and have never had a problem.
4. If its reggie, your first time.... prolly 2-3 bowls. Dank Kryp 1-2.
Have fun.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Psylo_Subliminal]
#7624672 - 11/12/07 07:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I did less than one bowl. It was one snippet like the size of a Tic-Tac. Got a few breaths out of it. I think I felt something. Just this weird tendency to smile for no reason.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624721 - 11/12/07 07:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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It was one snippet like the size of a Tic-Tac.
That's not a bowls worth 
I'd say 1/4-1/2 a gram is a bowl...more if needed!
That's the good thing about weed - tolerance doesn't develop very fast (not like with mushrooms). So you can smoke what you think you need, wait 10 minutes, and if you still aren't high enough you can just smoke some more
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624725 - 11/12/07 07:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomnibbler said: 1. are you supposed to inhale only while holding the light to it, or try and keep it burning on its own?
2. I read that you should try to corner the bowl, and not light the whole thing right away. The flame from a normal lighter is like the size of the whole bowl! So how do you do this?
3. How come people only get high doing this the second or third time?
4. How many tokes does it take you to get a satisfactory high? On high potency stuff?
This stuff stinks! its stinking up my room. and my breath.
1. If you can get the bowl to be burning without the lighter, good! that means you'll be inhaling less butane.
2. This is common courtesy. Hold the lighter off to the side of the bowl and suck in. It may take a few tries to get it right, but eventually you'll be able to suck the flame around the top edge of the bowl. This keeps the bowl 'green' longer and keeps peoples' hits tasting better.
3. I don't really know, I didn't get that high the first time I smoked, but I definitely felt something.
4. Depends on the stuff and how big of a hit you take. If I'm buy myself and I'm taking big rips I can get really high off 3-4 hits...
And about the smell...eventually you'll come to love it
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7624849 - 11/12/07 08:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomnibbler said: 2. I read that you should try to corner the bowl, and not light the whole thing right away. The flame from a normal lighter is like the size of the whole bowl! So how do you do this?
Yeah you don't have to do this, its just a nice thing to do when your smoking with other people, especially if its their weed. I wouldn't worry about cornering it yet it'll just make things more complicated for you
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: blunt master]
#7625293 - 11/12/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love this girl, smack her on the ass, light the hash
Just a crush on a beautiful girl named Jane J to the A to the N to the E
I tried to stay all the way playa when it came to game But got benched in a sense when it came to Jane I can't explain the deep breaths that I take in her presence Found recollections connect to every ounce of her essence I love her, 'til she join with the air up above her Love so strong it can't be wrong for her to share with another Long as she touch my lips and my fingers, fuck it, we swingers Cause it's Jane that keeps me sane For what the world gonna bring us Can make a blind man see and forget his doctor's appointment For her sheer enjoyment I'll even risk unemployment Can it be? Her first name changed to Calamity Cause if saw by the law in my car, the grabbing me Harassing me, asking me 'where did she come from?' Have me see a counselor asking questions thats plumb dumb Trying to steal my love, so now I'm constantly taking shit Cause now 3 times a week they wanna test our relationship Shit!
Things are confused inside Gone off that mary jane She's making love to equalize Gone off that sexy damn Jane
Yeah, spread them legs jane, I need a head change Coochie hairs flame colored, sweet lil red thangs She riddles every area of my brain with deep tickles Mary, married her, carries my pain? nope An angel came to me one night chillin Said "I won't change you, just tame who's within that Villian" I said "cool, lets lay up with the stars for a minute" Next I know we break up roaches from cigars We done finished Jane doing things that made me search my soul I's a young one, she's an old freak that cuts slow Leave her? Right now you got a hellafied no I guess I needs her, that double edged ledge cuts throats I love the please-her, or pleasure, whatever call it leisure You call her a crutch, y'all hush, I call her Reefer Undressin' her, loving the resin upon fingertips Its over when I roll me a Fat Lady Now sing it bitch
Damn, Damn, Damn Jane
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7625490 - 11/12/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomnibbler said: I did less than one bowl. It was one snippet like the size of a Tic-Tac. Got a few breaths out of it. I think I felt something. Just this weird tendency to smile for no reason.
smoke more... you will know when to stop
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: andrewss]
#7625560 - 11/12/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't smoke any more it will lead you down a terrible path of drug abuse and addiction. Smoke a bowl and the next thing you know you will wake up in a gutter with no money and no place to go... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: disturbed]
#7625592 - 11/12/07 12:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah if you're a complete fucking idiot, which it's clear he is not.
Weed is a great luxury to have and everybody that is bashing it is too weak-willed and stupid to enjoy it for what it is without it invading their life.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7627714 - 11/12/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomnibbler said: I did less than one bowl. It was one snippet like the size of a Tic-Tac. Got a few breaths out of it. I think I felt something. Just this weird tendency to smile for no reason.
What people are saying is true; that's not nearly a bowl's worth (is there a 'standard' bowl anway? .25-.5g?).
What I'm saying is I dig your approach, I respect that and would encourage you not to lose it. Take your time, feel it out, and don't succumb to machismo. Now get stoned!
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: toastandjam]
#7627836 - 11/12/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Id say .3 grams if your standard bowl.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: PeterGriffin467]
#7627880 - 11/12/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just used to pack grams into my bong load
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7627886 - 11/12/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomnibbler said: 1. are you supposed to inhale only while holding the light to it, or try and keep it burning on its own?
2. I read that you should try to corner the bowl, and not light the whole thing right away. The flame from a normal lighter is like the size of the whole bowl! So how do you do this?
3. How come people only get high doing this the second or third time?
4. How many tokes does it take you to get a satisfactory high? On high potency stuff?
This stuff stinks! its stinking up my room. and my breath.
1. Both. The first hits from a bowl will need a lighter, but after that it will all tend to "cherry". This is when it is pretty much all lit and stays lit after you are done hitting it. Like a cigarette. At this point you don't need a lighter...just smoke it!
2. Yep, cornering the bowl is the best way to conserve your bud. Just hold the flame on the outside the bowl and suck until it gets pulled over a little bit. If you can't do that then just try to light small areas of the bowl at one time.
3. Not sure. Possibly from not inhaling properly. Hold it in for 5-10 seconds! Some people inhale their first time and it still doesn't work, though. 
4. If your stuff is as good as you say it is, then a bowl should be plenty.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Cakes]
#7629103 - 11/13/07 07:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I´m already sad that it ll run out some time and I´ll need to get more of this stuff and not inferior stuff. Even though I only took a taste, just a taste, off a 5 gram load.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7629128 - 11/13/07 07:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think I have found a new friend in weed. Hope she´ll treat me nice.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: ravin0fff]
#7629221 - 11/13/07 07:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ravin0fff said: my god, if i could talk to myself before the first time i smoked...
"DON'T DO IT YOU FOOOOOL!"
unless you have yourself well trained in self discipline and moderation, prepare to smoke up several years and many thousands of dollars
but since you seem to be committed i will offer you some practical advice...
although it seems far fetched now, you NEED to set limits on how much you're going to smoke within a given time period. i would VERY STRONGLY recommend making it absolutely no more than once a week.
my habit went something like this...
first month of smoking - once every 2 weeks 2nd month - once every week 3rd through 4th months - twice each week, on weekends 5th through 6th months - 3/4 times a week, weekends/after school etc etc ending up at... 5-6 times a day, for several YEARS - before school, during school, after school, before work, after work, and at random intervals throughout the day
if you're anything like me, or the many other pot smokers i've known, then this is highly likely to occur
please, i beg you, SET LIMITS NOW, AND NEVER EVER BREAK THEM
(if you happen to break them one weak for a "special occasion" then simply take it out of your next week's "ration", you need to be fully aware then a great deal of self discipline is necessary for successful pot smoking)
I've been smoking it for a dozen years now. I go through less than an ounce a year*. And it's my favorite drug, which I love and adore.
*Having an efficient vaporiser helps.
I would recommend either you buy a bong, or learn to roll up the joints, using dried mint or parsley to fill around if you don't want a grinder (I used scissors before my vape). In which case, have a roach, of at least an inch in length.
Really, you want the smoke to be cool so it's not as irritating to the lungs, a bong with the chamber filled with ice is good, as is having a joint holder or a long stemmed pipe. Avoid metal, it's usually aluminium, and aluminium vapours are not something you want in your lungs.
It's easy to make a pipe if you have a drill/narrow knife and a carrot or any other similar vegetable. (Even a potato works)
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Visionary Tools]
#7646725 - 11/17/07 05:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yesterday night I got really high for the first time. Alone. I wanted to get to know myself high before I meet anyone else high.
I was unmistakeably very high. I had on music and found myself looking around the room to see where Frank Sinatra was, who was singing on the stereo.
I could not make out which direction sounds were coming from and I also could not tell which sounds where coming from my house and which from my stereo. I put on a concert DVD of Pink Floyd in Berlin in 1990. I actually though Sinead O´Connor who performed in it was beautiful. I would not usually think this.
My chest hurt a little from the eternal combination of coughing and laughing. my vision was affected, it was not blurred, but it was symmetrically malformed. I felt a great social insecurity, I became sure I was socially inept and that my recent social interactions had been unfitting and awkward. Is this a weed thing? Or is it an insecurity of mine that just comes up more easily when high?
I was talking to friend on msn. I was not making much sense and making silly jokes. I called him up, his thoughts were out of my reach and he started poking fun at mine. He told me to put the phone away and not call anyone else. That´s nice of him now that I think about it sober.
I got really hungry and decided I wanted something to eat. I had nothing in the house, so I put on a coat and walked out in the street. I was very disoriented and my destination changed a few times throughout my stroll, I also took a detour, even though these are streets I walk daily. I ate like 3 chocolate bars and drank a soda at the first vending machine I came across, then I decided my breath probably smelled of weed bad, and bought a pack of extra-mint chewing gum and chewed it up quickly. I didn´t want to walk into people I know in this state. It is not compatible with the idea people have of me.
I went back home and to bed. Walking up the stairs was a weird feeling. I was still chewing the entire pack of gum. As I lay on my bed on my back I was still chewing it. I realized I was going to swallow the gum sooner or later this way and took it out and laid it by my bed. Then I probably jacked off and fell asleep, although I´m not sure if I did.
All in all, I´m slightly disappointed. On shrooms, high doses, specially with tampanensis, I have felt strong, slow waves of physical and mental joy. the only thing I can compare my last high dosed tampanensis trip with is orgasm, in combination with a strong feeling of satisfaction and appreciation of beauty. I felt almost guilty- this sentiment of- what have I done to deserve this?
I don´t think I underdosed the weed. I reloaded the bowl on my little hookah a bunch of times and walking and let alone talking had become kinda hard for me. So I don´t think getting higher is an answer.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7887425 - 01/16/08 07:07 AM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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Well I guess I made it into getting to know weed without getting hooked on it. I still haven't gone through this first bag of 5 grams and its been quite some time since I smoked for the first time. its not that spectacular really. I don´t get how some people say they "love" it. its nice. thats all.
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7887469 - 01/16/08 07:33 AM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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Look up Green Dragon....
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Re: Smoking weed for the first time- need help [Re: Brainiac]
#7888671 - 01/16/08 03:29 PM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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Well, if you're expecting it to be like mushrooms, then you'll be disappointed... I smoked weed before I did mushrooms, so that might have something to do with why I love it so much... I dunno...
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