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OfflinePinballWizard
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Funny story
    #7622804 - 11/11/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So last night, after drinking, I went over to my (now ex-) girlfriend's place to spend the night. I fell asleep, then was rudely awakened hours later by her yelling "Oh my god, are you pissing on my computer?" It took me a few moments to realize what was going on. I wasn't even that drunk, so I guess I just invented sleep-pissing.

Anyone got any ideas on how to raise $2000?


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Re: Funny story [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7622813 - 11/11/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my ex roommates boyfriend was a really bad drunk and once pissed in the middle of night on all their dirty laundry

I dont get it, when I'm drunk as fuck I still have enough sense to walk to the bathroom :shrug:


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Re: Funny story [Re: mikeytro]
    #7622826 - 11/11/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I cant seem to get fucked up enough to act ridiculous. Sometimes i think people just use the opportunity to act like a dick. Pissing on shit FTW


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Re: Funny story [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7622841 - 11/11/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ehhh... This sucks. I feel really bad. She ha(s/d) a lot of important things on her computer. Is the hard drive salvagable? It's a laptop, so I pretty much soaked the whole thing. Her chair, too.


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Re: Funny story [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7622842 - 11/11/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you are awesome.


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Re: Funny story [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7622853 - 11/11/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What an asshole haha.

Your one of those mean alchoholics.

Pretty much your alter ego came out and you told her just how much you thought of her lmao

After all, she is your ex..


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Re: Funny story [Re: cube talk]
    #7622859 - 11/11/07 05:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The thing is that I wasn't even drunk at that point. I honostly thought I was dreaming. It was very surreal. I wasn't doing it to be an asshole, I just thought that is where I was supposed to piss.


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Re: Funny story [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7622865 - 11/11/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you are crazy. i thought you were drunk....i retract my prior statement.
tell her that urine is sterile, and you did the foul mouthed laptop a favor by peeing on it.


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Re: Funny story [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7623022 - 11/11/07 06:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hard drive might be salvageable.


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Re: Funny story [Re: Kamin]
    #7623033 - 11/11/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The hdd should be fine. They run them under water sometimes.


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Re: Funny story [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7623077 - 11/11/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have a friend that transferred his laptop hard drive to another laptop. So depending on the laptop, it should be salvagable.

So tell me, what went through your head when you decided to pee on a laptop?


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Re: Funny story [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7623118 - 11/11/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

its happens....i woke up to hear my brother say....wtf!!!!
i had gotten turned around on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night...
went into his room and opened his clothes hamper and whizzed away.

too bad he didnt own a laptop...my brother is a dickhead.


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Re: Funny story [Re: greys]
    #7623147 - 11/11/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hahaha I've done this a time or two, though never on a computer.

Once I was at my ex-wife's mother's house before we were married. We had gone out and I came home knee-walking drunk. That night, apparently I pissed in a closet right in front of the chick and her mother. The funny thing is, I remember peeing into a toilet but apparently it wasn't there . . .

More recently, I went to a party in a new town. I hung out right next to the keg and kept refilling my cup when 2/3 empty. I ended up punching out a co-worker with whom I had been having friction with; luckily I was tackled by a couple of friends and dragged outside.

The next morning I awoke with a pounding head and a very sore hand. After showering, I went to get clothes from a laundry basket full of clean, folded clothes. They were all wet! I mean all of them - I must have pissed a gallon right into my clean laundry. At least they didn't smell too much - my urine must have been crystal clear from all the beer I guzzled.

Luckily the guy I punched was a hard-head (he could probably kick my ass), and wasn't too badly injured. Funny thing is we got along great after this incident.


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Re: Funny story [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7623149 - 11/11/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for the reassurance guys.

I don't even remember it.  I remember going asleep, then next thing I know I'm whizzing.  It's pretty crazy.  I probably was a little drunk, and mixed with the amitriptyline I take (for nerve pain, not for depression) that might have done something.  I know I wasn't peeing on her laptop for spite or because I thought it was funny or anything, I legitimately was under the impression that I was supposed to be peeing there.  I honestly think I was still sleeping.

I just looked up amitriptyline on wiki, and it says it's used to treat bed-wetting. :lol:


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Re: Funny story [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7623364 - 11/11/07 08:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my best friend from elementary school used to sleep piss.
Once he sleep walked into his parents room, and pissed in their closet.


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