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OfflineStonedShroom
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    #7621033 - 11/11/07 03:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that was fucked up.

so with my work schedule I get off at midnight. well, about 10 min after i get home, my roomie pulls up wit a bunch of people from his work.

One guy, Mark, I knew because he had come over and helped my roomie set up his surround sound. I know him a little bit, I know he's married and has a kid.

Somehow my sister was in the group. Now everyone knows that I pretty much do not get along with her. Shes always annoyed me and pushed my buttons. but last year my dad's dad died and the moring of the funeral she sat there and yelled at my dad and threw a temper-tantrum b/c she didn't want to stay past the funeral. oh, she's 23 BTW. so I was pretty pissed she just some how magically showed up with everyone. The story is they ran into each other at the bar and invited herself along.

anyway, all my roomie's coworkers were yelling and screaming about going to some guy's house, and when I asked her how she got here she just laughed and said "I don't know!" in that STUPID fake drunk shit that girls do so best. Well, I noticed her standing pretty close to Mark... they go to the bathroom together. on our way out I say "you know he's married with a kid?" to my sister. she just pulls the same stupid drunk act and says "who are you talking about?" then we went to this other guy's house.

we were all in the living room watching bad soft porn on HBO ... well my sister and mark go back to a bedroom. and everyone's like "oh fuck" and we keeping walking by and opening the door trying to get them to stop. they locked the door.

whatever.

by this time I'm highly embarrassed. my roomie is embarrassed b/c it's people he works with and she was his guest.

so roomie and I are saying our goodbyes, leaving her there b/c she won't come out of the room. We here a knock at the door. I'm thinking "fuck it's the cops!"

we could only be so lucky.

it was the guy's wife. cue silence. they even paused the TV... then someone says "Oh shit! go get them!". now some people are trying to act cool on the couch, two people are BANGING on the bedroom door yelling "your wife's here!!", BTW the bedroom they were in was the one right by the front porch.

She knocks again and no one's answering the door. Then she let's herself in. Thank god it was pretty dark in there b/c we all must have looked extremely guilty.

"where's mark?"

*silence*

"where.is.mark."

"erm, I think he's listening to music or something"

she goes back there. we start playing the TV on CNN or some shit.

we're all expecting to hear a bunch of yelling and screaming. My sister comes wondering "innocently" out and saying "hey how do you work your stereo? me and mark were trying to figure it out..."

we all just sit there.

next Mark and his wife leave silently. she looks pissed.

Fuck.around.

my sister and i do not get along, and this, among many reasons, is why.


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Re: Dude [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7621123 - 11/11/07 06:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if it is your house/apt you have the right to tell ppl not to bump uglies there.


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Re: Dude [Re: greys]
    #7621135 - 11/11/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That sucks that you're enemies with your sister. So much potential down the drain for a good relationship.


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Re: Dude [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7621608 - 11/11/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

erm... I don't think you'd have much of a relationship with your sister when the crowning moment of the evening was her saying "don't worry, we didn't do anything, he couldn't it up" to a group of strangers after Mark and his wife left.

sometimes i can't stand my roomie, but he fucking let loose on my sister as we drove her back to her friend's house. He told her she didn't have respect for anything. Not for the guy's house, not for everyone else who kept telling her Mark was married, and most of all, not for herself. He really told her off... and she deserved it. It was everything I've basically told her before, several times. Man the speech he laid down on her was fucking righteous. Maybe she'll listen to a stranger, because I've been trying to tell her the same thing for the better part of the last decade.

her argument?

they didn't have sex so what's the big deal?


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Re: Dude [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7621625 - 11/11/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:imslow:


It sounds like your sister has some growing up to do.


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Re: Dude [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7621626 - 11/11/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I know how you feel. My sister is still a tennager and sometimes I just can't stand how ignorant she is. I hope she will grow out of it, but idk.

As for your sister, :thumbdown:


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Re: Dude [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7621655 - 11/11/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

damn, no offense, but your sister sounds like the typical southern slut. I can see why you would hate her. I hate those bitches too. I can't tell you how many of those kind of women I've had to deal with living down here. Like the typical slutty barfly dumb redneck chick. Does she, by any chance,have a tattoo of a butterfly somewhere on her body?

good on you for recognizing her wrongness and choosing a different path.


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Re: Dude [Re: wps]
    #7621676 - 11/11/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ha

actually she has a cross with a "jesus fish" tattooed on her calf.

I think she's adopted.


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Re: Dude [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7621695 - 11/11/07 11:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hate the fake drunk shit girls do. Complete bullshit.


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Re: Dude [Re: Plok]
    #7621714 - 11/11/07 11:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Plok said:
It sounds like your sister has some growing up to do.




Of course, but even more so has the said Mark. I mean, HE's the one with wife and a kid. What a douchebag :nonono:


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Re: Dude [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7623145 - 11/11/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

its ok cass, im gonna come visit your sister and jus degrade the hell out of her sexually. It'll all work out!


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Re: Dude [Re: ivi]
    #7625440 - 11/12/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ivi said:
Quote:

Plok said:
It sounds like your sister has some growing up to do.




Of course, but even more so has the said Mark. I mean, HE's the one with wife and a kid. What a douchebag :nonono:




True dat :thumbup:


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StonedShroom said:
ha

actually she has a cross with a "jesus fish" tattooed on her calf.

I think she's adopted.




Jesus fish eh? :rofl:
What would Jesus do?


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Re: Dude [Re: ivi]
    #7625672 - 11/12/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ivi said:

Of course, but even more so has the said Mark. I mean, HE's the one with wife and a kid. What a douchebag :nonono:




QFT.  But your sis was out of line too.


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Re: Dude [Re: Yarry]
    #7625681 - 11/12/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Yarry said:
its ok cass, im gonna come visit your sister and jus degrade the hell out of her sexually. It'll all work out!




that would be sweet, you could give her your genital warts too


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