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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Man this city drives me fucking nuts.
    #7618653 - 11/10/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

NOWHERE to sneak a toke. There's constantly fuckin' hicks walking everywhere on all planes of the Earth.

Sidewalk, sidewalk cross the street, towards you, away from you, down alleys, in their apartments looking out the window, on their balconies, GAH!!

All I want is some love and peace.


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InvisibleAlteredAgain
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7618663 - 11/10/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

park?


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7618668 - 11/10/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Been there. People coming from every direction still. We don't have many trees in the parks here. Even when I found a place where I felt bold (people were far enough away to not 100% be able to tell what I was doing... I think) a goddamn squirrel started barking and yelling at me! Then a dog came up.

Fucking narcs.


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OfflineThe_Ghost
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7618676 - 11/10/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking smoke at home or in a car? :shrug:


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7618683 - 11/10/07 01:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What, no alleyways? Parking lots? Abandoned lots, buildings? Parks?

Get creative man. If nothing else, just hit your joint and put it out. Or, invest in a dugout perhaps? Little dealy with a one-hitter pipe and a carrying case for the pipe and a few bowl packs worth. Most headshops sell these for pretty cheap.


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: Angered Roach]
    #7618696 - 11/10/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I just walked through about 15 alleys and parking lots and people where everywhere. God was I so annoyed. Even down by the river has people everywhere.

All I have is a bowl too, and it's not easy.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7618705 - 11/10/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You must learn the art of the stealth smoke. practice makes perfect. I'm not kidding when I say I have practiced smoking stealthily at home, acting as if I need to keep it a secret, and practicing how I hold each of my bowls or a joint in my hand. The other day I smoked in midtown surrounded by six of my friends and no one realized I was the source of the smell, as I smoked an entire bowl to myself. Practice makes perfect.


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OfflineAngered Roach

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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7618737 - 11/10/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't take nice bowls with you.  I've done it from time to time, but, it's just not worth the hassle.  I don't feel bad if I have to ditch a joint or a cheap pipe, but when I watch a perfectly good piece of glass go sailing... :sad: Lost a nice glass chillum a few days after I bought it thanks to that.  It was foolish of me to take it out in public,  and better that I had to lose it than get busted with paraphernalia.

If you have a metal pipe though, that's much better.  Most metal pipe heads can be fitted with a bowl cap, which is usually an elbow piece or a smaller bowl.  Basically, it keeps your weed inside without it falling everywhere.  Also, you can take a hit through the hole at the top, and it'll stop burning down once your hit is done.  Self-extinguishing.

Can you roll joints?  If not, go to the tobacco store, pick up some papers and a cigarette roller.  Shouldn't run you more than 5-7 tops.  Anything more and you're getting ripped off. Then you can roll a joint whenever you like.

Being able to handroll is much better though.  Lets you make a joint to your exact specifications.  You get to make sure you have the right doobie for the job.  Need to get myself and myself alone stoned before a concert real quick? Pinner in the parking lot.  Need something that'll smoke a long time, burning extra slow? Big fat cone.

It's only hard to do at first.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7618768 - 11/10/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

One of the most memorable times smoking, we were camping and went in the middle of the woods. We came upon a stream and watched my brother fish when he whips out a fat ounce of nug. He says "smoke as much as you want!" So we get REALLY high. watching my brother fishing was like watching a 3d movie!Then out of nowhere a dog flies past us. It scares the living crap out of us! and for some reason I thought the dog was after the bag of weed!


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: danlennon3]
    #7619005 - 11/10/07 02:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus Christ! I just walked down to the most secluded, ghetto, "u gon get raped", piece of **** alley there was, pulled out my bowl then out of nowhere 6 indians appeared walking everywhere.

Even spots behing machines in fences (those generator things) aren't safe....

Ughhhh.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7619079 - 11/10/07 02:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Get one of those one hitters that looks like a cigarette. Those are great and if you have to ditch it, its cheap.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7619088 - 11/10/07 02:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Carry a dug out with some pot, and whenever the coast is clear, stick in a pipe that looks like a cigarette and then smoke it. You can walk around stress free, but the smell is kind of noticeable but no one really pays attention to it, at least from where I'm at (CO).

EDIT: Woah, disturbed got beat me to it.


Edited by DreamTheater (11/10/07 02:32 PM)


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7619121 - 11/10/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PyroBurns said:
Jesus Christ! I just walked down to the most secluded, ghetto, "u gon get raped", piece of **** alley there was, pulled out my bowl then out of nowhere 6 indians appeared walking everywhere.

Even spots behing machines in fences (those generator things) aren't safe....

Ughhhh.




they prolly aren't gonna care if you smoke a bowl.


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7619124 - 11/10/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

didn't you say yesterday you live in an apt.? just smoke in there, christ


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: demiu5]
    #7619208 - 11/10/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's not a normal apartment and has alarms everywhere.

Though I picked up a dug out and it seems to work. Thanks guys! Now to try and get enough bowls together...


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7619210 - 11/10/07 03:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what do you mean it isn't a normal apt? also, what do smoke alarms have to do with anything?


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: demiu5]
    #7619223 - 11/10/07 03:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

By non normal, I mean non normal. Rules are more strict here. The fire alarms are plastered everywhere and like one fume of smoke will make the whole building start ringing.


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: demiu5]
    #7619236 - 11/10/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've never heard of bud smoke causing a smoke detector to go off


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: demiu5]
    #7619249 - 11/10/07 03:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

make one of those things out of a plastic bottle and dryer sheets...the smell is gone and smoke doesn't trip the alarms.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: demiu5]
    #7619250 - 11/10/07 03:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you'll miss it after living in the middle of nowhere for a while.

Try living in the mountains with a house every mile if that. Thats ONE house every mile and ONE dirt road for 20 or so miles.

Yeah that gets old reallll quick.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: Iolaa]
    #7619325 - 11/10/07 03:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Iolaa said:
make one of those things out of a plastic bottle and dryer sheets...the smell is gone and smoke doesn't trip the alarms.




When I was in school and in the dorms I did this ALL THE TIME and never got caught.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. *DELETED* [Re: Iolaa]
    #7619336 - 11/10/07 03:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: disturbed]
    #7619352 - 11/10/07 03:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You could always move from the city. =)


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: cube talk]
    #7619379 - 11/10/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I lived in the boonies too, and liked it better than here.

Maybe the whole of Ohio just sucks.


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Re: Man this city drives me fucking nuts. [Re: Iolaa]
    #7619465 - 11/10/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

demius said:
I've never heard of bud smoke causing a smoke detector to go off




Say that to the guy that decided to go toking 3:00 am in the dorms, and forcing all of us out of our beds and into the cold.

EDIT: quoted the wrong guy ^_^


Edited by DreamTheater (11/10/07 04:34 PM)


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