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Quick Microwave recipes
    #7614875 - 11/09/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Does anyone know any quick recipes that use a microwave? I have about a gram, and for reasons I am not going to go into, cannot smoke, or use my oven.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: budsmoke]
    #7614904 - 11/09/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Materials Needed

Ritz or other similar sort of cracker.  (Saltine crackers are fine)

Peanut butter or regular ass butter or margarine (High fat content is what we are going for!)

Herbs

Take your crackers, spread some of your peanut butter on BOTH sides.  Crush and crumble your herbs (more surface area = the better!) the Finer the better, make sure it sticks all nice into the peanut butter.

Put other cracker on top to make a sort of "sandwich"

Pop in microwave and give it a few 30 second blasts, letting it cool for 10 seconds or so in between.

Eat.

You'll be RIPPPPPPPED for hours.

Tried and true.:thumbup:


Oh, and the taste?  Not actually that bad, but don't forget, you are eating it for the RESULTS  and NOT the taste!


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7614914 - 11/09/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ok, how many 30 second blasts do you usually do? What is a good sign that I am done?


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: budsmoke]
    #7614926 - 11/09/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well I'd say 40-45 seconds.

You'll get high gradually.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7614927 - 11/09/07 12:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Timothy leary had something he called a Leary treat which was a triscuit with cheese and the greens microwaved until the cheese melted. the recipe above works in the same way, that heat activates the THC, which is then absorbed into the oil of the cheese or peanutbutter, the active thc is then consumed and Bang.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: budsmoke]
    #7614940 - 11/09/07 12:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

budsmoke said:
ok, how many 30 second blasts do you usually do? What is a good sign that I am done?




30 to a minute is really enough.  I just have a shitty old microwave. :thumbup:


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: Justice_Fish]
    #7614950 - 11/09/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Justice_Fish said:
Well I'd say 40-45 seconds.

You'll get high gradually.




You'll get high gradually, it'll take longer to reach your "peak" BUT the high last 2x - 3x LONGER than normal.

I've always enjoyed eating these "Firecrackers" and more so, brownies made the right way with Cannabutter.


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    #7615076 - 11/09/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: blewmeanie]
    #7615669 - 11/09/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i love brownies, last time I made them I just made buddah butter with about 5 ounces of shwag (after cleaned) and made 5 batches of brownies, and each batch had 9 brownies in it so roughly 1/8 oz per brownie


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: apfrommsp]
    #7616387 - 11/09/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I chose to make the firecrackers. It worked pretty well, I ate them at 3:50 and am still feeling them now.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: budsmoke]
    #7616885 - 11/09/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i was under the impression you did not have to heat it up if eating.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7616936 - 11/09/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Synthettek said:
Materials Needed

Ritz or other similar sort of cracker.  (Saltine crackers are fine)

Peanut butter or regular ass butter or margarine (High fat content is what we are going for!)

Herbs

Take your crackers, spread some of your peanut butter on BOTH sides.  Crush and crumble your herbs (more surface area = the better!) the Finer the better, make sure it sticks all nice into the peanut butter.

Put other cracker on top to make a sort of "sandwich"

Pop in microwave and give it a few 30 second blasts, letting it cool for 10 seconds or so in between.

Eat.

You'll be RIPPPPPPPED for hours.

Tried and true.:thumbup:


Oh, and the taste?  Not actually that bad, but don't forget, you are eating it for the RESULTS  and NOT the taste!




I use this method with about .5 grams. And it tastes really freaking nasty.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: BrainForest]
    #7617038 - 11/09/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yea, I tried this with those warm delight cake things. Didn't work very good, but i really didn't put that much bud in.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: dle_240]
    #7617054 - 11/09/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

how much herb do you need to get reasonably high?

about a gram?


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: dle_240]
    #7617065 - 11/09/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't cook with low quality cannabis that always tastes awful. If you are dead set on using low quality weed to cook make cannabutter.

The heat is needed. I am not 100% sure but I believe it lets the THC and other active chemicals get absorbed into the butter which is digested and passes into your blood giving you the high effect. Or something along those lines.


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Re: Quick Microwave recipes [Re: pazzy]
    #7618498 - 11/10/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well yeah when i cook with cannabis i usually make cannaoil, vegetable oil and bud, i save the good stuff for smokin


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