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Anonymous #1

How would you go about...
    #7613294 - 11/08/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Alright, so this dime wants to fuck the shit out of me. I've known her for years but i wouldn't call us friends, and she's best friends with a good friend's girlfriend. I've been told many times by my friend and his girlfriend she's interested. Not to mention she rubs her ass in my face and grinds against my lap every chance she gets. I've also heard her having conversations with her friends about how attractive i am...

So, I don't wanna waste my time taking her out to dinner and all that shit. I know she's down to just get railed. The question is, how would you smoothly approach her and say "wanna fuck?" when you already know she wants your cock?


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Anonymous #2

Re: How would you go about... *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7613298 - 11/08/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous #3

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7613320 - 11/08/07 11:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Take it out.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7613349 - 11/09/07 12:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

GHB.


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Anonymous #5

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7613515 - 11/09/07 01:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Roofies work well too.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7613523 - 11/09/07 01:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

DUHH ,,,, ask her to come to your place for drinks and make sure no one else will be around ,,,, in my experience that only leads to 1 thing


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Anonymous #7

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7613868 - 11/09/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

clock her in the face with your hard cock...

taht is exactly what she wants.


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Anonymous #8

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7614051 - 11/09/07 08:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Next time she's grinding on you tell her not to do it unless she's ready to produce. If she continues grab her hand and take her somewhere and finish what she started.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7614192 - 11/09/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Alright, so this dime wants to fuck the shit out of me.




Are you sure? Maybe she's just a tease.
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I've known her for years but i wouldn't call us friends, and she's best friends with a good friend's girlfriend.




She's trying to get into the inner circle, or setup a foursome?
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I've been told many times by my friend and his girlfriend she's interested.




She needing a meal ticket? Tired of being the 3rd wheel? Good excuse to hang with her friend, and yours more often?
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Not to mention she rubs her ass in my face and grinds against my lap every chance she gets.




Interesting.. Strippers do this very same thing when I walk into a titty bar. It's a sure fire way to get my money.
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I've also heard her having conversations with her friends about how attractive i am...




A bit superficial, no?
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So, I don't wanna waste my time taking her out to dinner and all that shit.




God Forbid any intellectual activities.
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I know she's down to just get railed.




You mean like round peg in oval hole? Does she want you? or just your dick? Or does she want to scratch that itch deep inside? Or does she want a night of passion and tongue kisses as she orgasms? Just one nut or multiples? does she want a relationship, or just a fuck buddy? Are you sure she's not just seeking validation? Maybe she wants to know for certain that you want to rail her, and that's all.
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The question is, how would you smoothly approach her and say "wanna fuck?"




Depends on your degree of smoothness and you confidence dynamic. I once pulled off the side of a dark country road and asked "Is this good enough?" and she said "For what?" and I said "To fuck" and she said "I guess so" . But that bitch was a nasty whore with a cunt that smelled like road kill. Whether you believe it or not, most women don't seek out a man just for fucking. Unless they are nearing menopause, or are trying to make someone jealous, or unless it's a grudge fuck or unless they or whores or unless they are just plain trashed. All of which I would not fuck with.
My opinion, which is safe, would be to confidently ask if she would like to spend some quality time with you so you could get to know each other.
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when you already know she wants your cock?



Maybe she want's your tongue. Or your wallet, or your soul. The easist way to get all three is to pretend to want a man's cock

Obviously you don't know what you're doing. Follow my advice, or have fun fucking up a fucking potentially fucking awesome fuck buddy.


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Anonymous #10

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7614342 - 11/09/07 10:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like an easy slut to me.
just fuck the shit out of her and leave her in an alley where she belongs :wink:!!!!


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Anonymous #4

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7614715 - 11/09/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
GHB.




:rofl2:


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Anonymous #11

Re: How would you go about... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7616090 - 11/09/07 05:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
GHB.






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