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OfflineTangerines
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LOL check out this craigslist post...
    #7613086 - 11/08/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

http://columbus.craigslist.org/m4w/473290342.html

So do I! It's so hard to find women out there that like to get high off of their own shit gas while enjoying the works of Prokofiev. If you are indeed one of those rare creatures, please contact me...you will not be disappointed in what I have to offer...namely, shit.


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7613109 - 11/08/07 10:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

MMM a scat bitch and she digs the Jenkem, thats a keeper!


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7613120 - 11/08/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

the limited lifespan of this internet joke has expired,
It wasn't particularly original to begin with.

and the fact that SO many people use it over and over doesn't help.

now sticking ice in the ass and pussy, thats still hot!


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7613180 - 11/08/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

shit, i looked it up and all the REAL authorities are taking it seriously, i give up, that shits hilarious.

seriously tho, I would never try it.
i suspect that nobody really is and nobody has the guts to DISprove it :smile:


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7613214 - 11/08/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

even better than jenkem is just frying up your shit in some butter. crazy visuals. I saww my moms voice.


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7613223 - 11/08/07 11:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Tangerines...tangerines....whay are you naked...and rubbing the dog?

You havent tryed to huff shit have you?!


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #7613248 - 11/08/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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ThirdEyeOpening said:
Tangerines...tangerines....whay are you naked...and rubbing the dog?

You havent tryed to huff shit have you?!




haven't you?


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7613249 - 11/08/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

is this a joke


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613261 - 11/08/07 11:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

because its the most real joke i've ever heard if it is. and NO i have never huffed my shit. my shit is safely hosed down to the ocean


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7613264 - 11/08/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Psilobuds said:
Quote:

ThirdEyeOpening said:
Tangerines...tangerines....whay are you naked...and rubbing the dog?

You havent tryed to huff shit have you?!




haven't you?




Hell NO!!!


It was my dogs and girl friends shit. Mix it up for the flava....


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613269 - 11/08/07 11:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

in other news, pigpen sux.

"everybody say "what?"" -Bob Weir


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613297 - 11/08/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

this smells alot like a combination joke and elaborate smear campaign against black people.

a SHIT smear campaign!


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7613304 - 11/08/07 11:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

do black people fart


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613307 - 11/08/07 11:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i farted once


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613311 - 11/08/07 11:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if a black guy was here and he farted i don't know WHAT i would do. thank god i live in Maine. thank god for it


Edited by sleepy (11/08/07 11:51 PM)


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613317 - 11/08/07 11:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

or else i'd have to move to maine and buy this house, and kick out the damn squirrels


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613344 - 11/09/07 12:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

they are quiet now i wonder what they r doing. not really.

"alright this is a drop out song and it inspires you all to drop out and dance." -Bob Weir

now we are just exchanging one thing for another i say, type, type o teepoh need tp for my bonghole


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: sleepy]
    #7613363 - 11/09/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No its women who dont fart. And if they do it smells like honey and flowers....mmm honey poo!


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #7613386 - 11/09/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What's honey made of


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7613974 - 11/09/07 07:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Craigslist is 90% BS


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7614036 - 11/09/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

is it the fermenting of the shit and piss that produces the good gas? Or can you just get close to some fresh shit and catch a stinky buzz?


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7615025 - 11/09/07 12:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Craigslist is 90% BS


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7615084 - 11/09/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hell yeah you should do it. If thats really her with the tattoo.


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7615093 - 11/09/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

she looks like a fuckin tranny :shocked:


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Atheist]
    #7615110 - 11/09/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah if its the chick with the shirt on I'd say no way jose


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7615117 - 11/09/07 12:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Its the one with the tat. She wants me to be the host. Sorta nervous and debating whether I should do it or not.

I probably will want to once I get in a drunken stupor.


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7615258 - 11/09/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my guess is that she will have her horse-friend jump out of the closet in a batman suit at a most compromising moment.


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    #7615270 - 11/09/07 01:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It will happen at my place so no that wont happen. And we are meeting for coffee sometime beforehand so I know she is in fact legit and good enough looking. I will keep everyone informed on my favorite website of course.


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7615617 - 11/09/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

As a side note.

Take a look at Randy's gut in the first season, then compare it to later seasons.

Gravity takes its toll.


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7617368 - 11/10/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What she's gunna do is she's gunna come over to your house, fuck you, and steal all your shit.  I wouldn't let no whore from the internet into my house, you should demand it be at hers :crankey:  Hunger get where hunger want!


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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7617381 - 11/10/07 01:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I wouldn't let no whore from the internet into my house




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Re: LOL check out this craigslist post... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7617382 - 11/10/07 01:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

not true ive made alot of real money off that website


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