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Having British ancestors sucks total balls
    #7612720 - 11/08/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck I hate England. What an ass-boring drab, grey, 19th-century-industrialistic fuck off gay place to have come from.

When I think of England, I think of the musical 'Oliver' and all that gay tripe.

I look at Colonial-era buildings and it makes me want to retch. Europeans or Asians at least took pride in their houses, the British just bang together this fucking holed up crack-house and lock a whole shit tonne of peasants inside. What the fuck?

I go to Aisa and the first thing that gets me is that even th most modest homes are beautiful, but here, its just fucking lame. It's like, all about the prestige of a single object or some shit. Like a fucking antique? Who gives a fuck about antiques? Antiques fucking suck. The idea of time is that shit is supposed to get better, not hoarde around a fucking 300 year old piece of shit chair that Queen Victoria's fucking brother in law took a shit on when he was 3 years old being baby sat by a 12 year fuck off downy with leprosy and half a fucking leg.

Antiques are just awkward and stupid, they serve no purpose other than some kind of gay ass status symbols for faggot arse super rich arse pirates with a degree in fasggotry.

Fuck that, everything that ever came from Britain was a total crock of shit. Britain sucks total balls. I hate everything about it, and if you're from Britain, I feel sorry for you.

Britain sucks balls


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7612727 - 11/08/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7612811 - 11/08/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
The idea of time is that shit is supposed to get better, not hoarde around a fucking 300 year old piece of shit chair that Queen Victoria's fucking brother in law took a shit on when he was 3 years old being baby sat by a 12 year fuck off downy with leprosy and half a fucking leg.




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Britain has some of the best musicians in the world, tho.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: WoodsCall]
    #7612847 - 11/08/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

England fucking rocks. Compared to where I live, England is a 1000 times better.

Florida:



England:



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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7612862 - 11/08/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't forget the old people, high property taxes, and bad drivers.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7612866 - 11/08/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7612891 - 11/08/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's not Florida, that is Disney. Two very different things.
Real Florida kicks ass.

Disney is a serious threat to real Florida.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7612900 - 11/08/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I visited England a couple times and enjoyed it. The food sucked, but the beer was good. Tons of beautiful women in London. London is nice. Stonehenge is neat. And Liberty Caps are a pretty easy score if you know where and when to look. But other than that I guess there is a lot to complain about if you live there...


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7612965 - 11/08/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

And its easy to pick up chicks cos most of the dudes there are ugly bastards.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613007 - 11/08/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

somebody needs to take a chill pill :grin::wink:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613068 - 11/08/07 10:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I thought England was an amazing place to visit, I wouldn't want to live there. I've travelled all around Europe and England was right up there as one of my favorite places.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613099 - 11/08/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Even though the UK may suck for traffic and population, i know a guy that has a real britsh accent. Ive watched him get hit on SOOOOO many times its just not funny.


I have to play the whole BS game, he just has to say,

Eloo lass, care to ave a pint?

Yea hes in the states now, and he gets more game than i could dream of. Fucking accents.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613209 - 11/08/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ever been to England? I've traveled a lot in my life, and London is easily the coolest city I've ever been to.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #7613215 - 11/08/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Apparently chicks like my accent.:shrug:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7613230 - 11/08/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Id rather have a Galic (irish), then again im a drunk HA. My ears even turn red, but i dont have read hair. But my beard/gote will turn red while im growing it out. No sun, its just natural.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613244 - 11/08/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Watch green street holigans, makes UK look Hardcore


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613388 - 11/09/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I fucking hate Australia / new Zealand. Bunch of illiterate inbred criminals, with the most homosexual accent known to man.

Get back to cotton picking, Leroy.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613390 - 11/09/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

You got your idea of England from watching Oliver and Antique Roadshow?

That's like forming your idea of Australia by watching Crocadile Dundee ... in the 19th Century.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Cepheus]
    #7613400 - 11/09/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:flipthebird:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Cepheus]
    #7613407 - 11/09/07 12:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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the most homosexual accent known to man.



As a Swede, I take exception to that.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Silversoul]
    #7613430 - 11/09/07 12:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7613462 - 11/09/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Cepheus]
    #7613777 - 11/09/07 05:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I fucking hate Australia / new Zealand. Bunch of illiterate inbred criminals, with the most homosexual accent known to man.

Get back to cotton picking, Leroy.




:razz:

someone call the fucking wambulance

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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613779 - 11/09/07 05:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

btw, this was just me being a grummy cunt and pissing about how I would much rather have descended from a far more superior region of Europe, other than boring-ass england. I don't mean "it's the cooest place I've been" I mean, it's just a boring ass palce


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613899 - 11/09/07 06:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

have you serisly ever been to the uk? :confused:

stop chatting bullshit you mug


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Jack86]
    #7613913 - 11/09/07 06:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i have mixed feelings about the UK. they make DAMN good electronic music, and their public television and radio appears to kick ass from what i've seen and heard.

but every documentary or tv show i've seen that takes place in england has a bunch of ugly people with vacant looks on their face talking with an accent reminiscent of down syndrome people.

thats not entirely true, i've seen plenty of scientist types that don't fit the above description. but thats image i see of the younger people.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Cepheus]
    #7613918 - 11/09/07 06:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I fucking hate Australia / new Zealand. Bunch of illiterate inbred criminals, with the most homosexual accent known to man.

Get back to cotton picking, Leroy.




:lol:


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